Most embarrass thing, Done in public
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 Oct 2 2011, 06:35 PM, updated 15y ago
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Okay..come talk...
For me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not This post has been edited by kenpachi: Oct 2 2011, 06:40 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:37 PM
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One time i went to buy groceries. $18 total but i only got $5 in mah wallet and i left my kad at home. Luckily the lady behind me helped me pay :3
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Oct 2 2011, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:37 PM) One time i went to buy groceries. $18 total but i only got $5 in mah wallet and i left my kad at home. Luckily the lady behind me helped me pay :3 buy what $18?   |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(jesseclane @ Oct 2 2011, 06:39 PM) buy what $18? cereal, meat, juice, milk.. lol. |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:37 PM) One time i went to buy groceries. $18 total but i only got $5 in mah wallet and i left my kad at home. Luckily the lady behind me helped me pay :3 You must be handsame? |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:42 PM
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hot chick did a dirty dance on me @ the glow, coz she was very drunk.
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Oct 2 2011, 06:42 PM
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my fren pull my pants off
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Oct 2 2011, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(SKY233 @ Oct 2 2011, 06:42 PM) my fren pull my pants off    |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:40 PM) You must be handsame? .... |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:43 PM) .... Not gay don't ''....''' me |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:45 PM
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once i kissed a girl, turn out to be my mom
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Oct 2 2011, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(St.Daring @ Oct 2 2011, 06:45 PM) once i kissed a girl, turn out to be my mom Lol....that is so need a '' damn drunk  '' |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(St.Daring @ Oct 2 2011, 06:45 PM) once i kissed a girl, turn out to be my mom Embarrassed to kiss ur mum? Ini konfrem anak derhakadamn drunk |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:43 PM) .... when u do that, ur avatar look like it say it all |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:46 PM) Embarrassed to kiss ur mum? Ini konfrem anak derhaka Possible he kiss like wanna have sex those type le...  |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:48 PM
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Drive a wrong way in one way road at kl, n my car not tinted
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Oct 2 2011, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(makymickey @ Oct 2 2011, 06:48 PM) Drive a wrong way in one way road at kl, n my car not tinted Nice..haha....People surely think you penang driver.. |
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Oct 2 2011, 06:52 PM
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go solat jumaat..but the thing is...that day is Thursday..lol
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Oct 2 2011, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(smallvill3 @ Oct 2 2011, 06:52 PM) go solat jumaat..but the thing is...that day is Thursday..lol Lol |
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Oct 2 2011, 07:00 PM
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As a child at school,my friends like to pull my pants off,and I dont wear any underwear,my childhood is fuc ked up
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Oct 2 2011, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(Adamiquesce @ Oct 2 2011, 07:00 PM) As a child at school,my friends like to pull my pants off,and I dont wear any underwear,my childhood is fuc ked up haha....see your 0.1inchy |
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Oct 2 2011, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE(Adamiquesce @ Oct 2 2011, 07:00 PM) As a child at school,my friends like to pull my pants off,and I dont wear any underwear,my childhood is fuc ked up Why? No underwear how is it possible to wear shoolpants? |
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Oct 2 2011, 07:03 PM
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I shit my pants...
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Oct 2 2011, 07:04 PM
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i jizzed in my pants
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Oct 2 2011, 07:07 PM
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i kena d worse wan...i went to genting last month...lost al my money...only got coins in my car...when goin bek time got 1 tol need to pay which is RM5.00...so i took out al d coins got oni RM4.60...i was sooo shy n d tol fella ffk me nicely for 40c..hmm... |
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Oct 2 2011, 07:10 PM
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pee in taman tema in Indonesia..
i done this when my age is 8 |
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Oct 2 2011, 07:17 PM
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when i was sekolah rendah,play soccer and i was a goalkeeper..
the embarrassing thing is my head+face hit the goal post on the way of saving the ball,i see stars and all my fren laugh at me.. well people will laugh upon others misfortune |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:21 PM
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i poo-ed in my pants in during pre - school day
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Oct 2 2011, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(Adamiquesce @ Oct 2 2011, 07:00 PM) As a child at school,my friends like to pull my pants off,and I dont wear any underwear,my childhood is fuc ked up wtf what is ur name ? are you ng kok seng ?!?  |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:30 PM
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few years ago during CNY 1st day or 2nd day cant remember...
went to Jaya Jusco Kinta City McD makan with relatives, it was full with ppl and I took a tray with 6 regular cokes.. upon reaching my table..lost my balance and i spilled all of em except 1..  This post has been edited by Predator10: Oct 2 2011, 08:30 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:31 PM
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My pants fall down...
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Oct 2 2011, 08:31 PM
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i forget to zip my pants and walk walk 5 hours in pavillion.
ppl look at me, i thought its because i handsome. |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:33 PM
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kentut in a bus. but ppl didnt notice it was me so im not embarrassed lawl
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Oct 2 2011, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(teongpeng @ Oct 2 2011, 08:31 PM) i forget to zip my pants and walk walk 5 hours in pavillion. haha teongpeng is here eh.ppl look at me, i thought its because i handsome. |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:41 PM
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Pee and fart in a pool
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Oct 2 2011, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:35 PM) Okay..come talk... Happened same to me, but i got debit card. For me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not  |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(Hanky @ Oct 2 2011, 08:41 PM) Pee and fart in a pool Why embarrassed? Cannot see one right, unless people holding breath in water see bubbles LOL. I know many faukers pee in pool that's why I don't go public pools anymore.True story This post has been edited by ShinnKQ: Oct 2 2011, 09:15 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:47 PM
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Oct 2 2011, 08:53 PM
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Was wrapping myself in a towel when came out from a bathroom...
Din expect my friend ( a girl) to visit me at that time. Sumore she went to my room to wait me. So, when I got into my room to change... FFUUUU! Lukily i not yet tanggal LOL This post has been edited by Hanky: Oct 2 2011, 08:54 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(Hanky @ Oct 2 2011, 08:53 PM) Was wrapping myself in a towel when came out from a bathroom... Maybe she on purpose waiting in ur room leh...u didn't think about it meh?Din expect my friend ( a girl) to visit me at that time. Sumore she went to my room to wait me. So, when I got into my room to change... FFUUUU! Lukily i not yet tanggal LOL |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:00 PM
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QUOTE(Hanky @ Oct 2 2011, 08:53 PM) Was wrapping myself in a towel when came out from a bathroom... STFU and tell us what happened after that!Din expect my friend ( a girl) to visit me at that time. Sumore she went to my room to wait me. So, when I got into my room to change... FFUUUU! Lukily i not yet tanggal LOL |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(strikeuk @ Oct 2 2011, 08:58 PM) Maybe she on purpose waiting in ur room leh...u didn't think about it meh? LOL.. She's a super shy girlAfter seeing me, she faster ran out from my room OMG, her face red for dunow how long  |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(SKY233 @ Oct 2 2011, 06:42 PM) my fren pull my pants off in front of crowded assembly ground. Few years back. |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:32 PM
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secondary school time when class went into chaos while teacher went for meeting
I was showing bruce lee fly kick in the class.. and piaaaakkkkk........... all ppl laugh till almost dead pant koyak...and fren offered me his dragon ball sticker. the more challenge part was how to cycle back home.... This post has been edited by frequency: Oct 2 2011, 09:33 PM |
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my card got rejected by atm....and got a verrryyyy long queue behind
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Oct 2 2011, 09:40 PM
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Like a girl very much, go and buy a cute teddy bear at christmas for her, reach her "said it for you" and the girl smile and ask me why? And she said "I can't accept this" and I suddenly stunt
 and I said it's christmas gift and walk out like an idiot for the rest of my life, not dare to do that ever again! Now after 15 years past, I have became a stone heart person whenever I see female, I HATE THEM!!! |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 09:40 PM) Like a girl very much, go and buy a cute teddy bear at christmas for her, reach her "said it for you" and the girl smile and ask me why? And she said "I can't accept this" and I suddenly stunt Open Minded sikit? and I said it's christmas gift and walk out like an idiot for the rest of my life, not dare to do that ever again! Now after 15 years past, I have became a stone heart person whenever I see female, I HATE THEM!!! |
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Oct 2 2011, 09:56 PM
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I did accidentally sang out "i feel good" in the class when my classmate fell down. And the best part is, the teacher is sitting right in front of me
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Oct 2 2011, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE(McDBigMaC @ Oct 2 2011, 09:53 PM) Open Minded sikit? Mind your own business busy body! And tell us your story. |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:14 PM
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Dude you just share seriously... and i gave a comment.
Chill and open minded sikit. Well my Zip opened are once or twice in my life. I once attend a class which i'm late for 40 minutes and opens the door and say i'm early nobody laugh  |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:20 PM
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Oct 2 2011, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(McDBigMaC @ Oct 2 2011, 10:14 PM) Dude you just share seriously... and i gave a comment. Who you think you are to give comment and lecture me, now teaching me what to do? Chill and open minded sikit. Well my Zip opened are once or twice in my life. I once attend a class which i'm late for 40 minutes and opens the door and say i'm early nobody laugh You think you very clever and smart ah hah?This post has been edited by buysell: Oct 2 2011, 10:30 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(Adamiquesce @ Oct 2 2011, 07:00 PM) As a child at school,my friends like to pull my pants off,and I dont wear any underwear,my childhood is fuc ked up How's your friend now? Does he become a gay? |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 09:40 PM) Like a girl very much, go and buy a cute teddy bear at christmas for her, reach her "said it for you" and the girl smile and ask me why? And she said "I can't accept this" and I suddenly stunt confirm forveralone and I said it's christmas gift and walk out like an idiot for the rest of my life, not dare to do that ever again! Now after 15 years past, I have became a stone heart person whenever I see female, I HATE THEM!!! |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(kensh!!n @ Oct 2 2011, 10:27 PM) confirm forveralone I choose to be alone and I hate female forever, without abalone I won't die  I can buy abalone with $ and torcher them whenever I like! This post has been edited by buysell: Oct 2 2011, 10:32 PM |
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driving on right side of the road, in malaysia
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terkentut during my cousin graduation day. siap ada sound effect lagi
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 I bet this is the most embarrassing thing in /k/, replying to old post |
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QUOTE(SKY233 @ Oct 2 2011, 06:42 PM) my fren pull my pants off ur fren? aiyoyo.... |
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QUOTE(kensh!!n @ Oct 2 2011, 10:30 PM) I bet this is the most embarrassing thing in /k/, replying to old post |
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:29 PM) I choose to be alone and I hate female forever. Then how you make your offspring? Tak nak sambung zuriat?  |
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kencing dalam seluar mase sekolah...tak tahan...satu kelas nampak air mengalir...my childhood doomed!
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Oct 2 2011, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(UntilUComeBack @ Oct 2 2011, 10:32 PM) should be. 3 years later baru reply.  |
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QUOTE(conan1 @ Oct 2 2011, 10:33 PM) kencing dalam seluar mase sekolah...tak tahan...satu kelas nampak air mengalir...my childhood doomed! u stay where. mcm my friends in same class.... |
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Sneezing then mucus came out, cover it with hand and pretend sakit hidung..
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Oct 2 2011, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(kensh!!n @ Oct 2 2011, 10:30 PM) I bet this is the most embarrassing thing in /k/, replying to old post You people are embarrassing yourself I did it purposely in the post and make him think! but he don't get it "I am just being sarcasm", I know the date of the thread started from the very begining. After TS snapshot and put it in his signature he think he is very proud of himself and I was laughing all this while. I never bother to reply back in that thread and let him think he is very smart all this time. For me the most embarrassing is to those who never understand my intention. This post has been edited by buysell: Oct 2 2011, 10:52 PM |
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Oct 2 2011, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:39 PM) You people are embarrassing yourself lulz I did it purposely in the post and make him think "sarcasm" but he don't get it. For me the most embarrassing is to those never understand my intention. |
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when meet wrong fren
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:39 PM) You people are embarrassing yourself most /k/tards are straight to the point so they have no time to decipher your intention I did it purposely in the post and make him think! "I am being sarcasm" but he don't get it. For me the most embarrassing is to those never understand my intention. btw obvious is obvious, replying to old thread is obvious fail just admit it |
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QUOTE(fazil0610 @ Oct 2 2011, 10:37 PM) Sneezing then mucus came out, cover it with hand and pretend sakit hidung.. |
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enter wrong car. told my "driverfriend" can jalan. tat uncle just stare at me....sipei maluuuuuuu
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Oct 2 2011, 11:06 PM
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I went back to my hometown, while waiting for my mum to pick me up, I can't hold it anymore need to pee, and at that time it was over 12am so all the toilet is closed, so i decided to pee at the longkang at a dark place while hiding my face in a tree leaves(the tree is short), then suddenly 2 girls walk behind me around 1-2 meters, since i thought they wont recognised me , i still continue doing my business.
After that, i walk around coz so bored waiting 4 my mom, then suddenly there are 2 girls smiling and looking at me, and i was like "oh shit! they knew it was me!" lol....malu sial..... |
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QUOTE(archonixm @ Oct 2 2011, 11:06 PM) I went back to my hometown, while waiting for my mum to pick me up, I can't hold it anymore need to pee, and at that time it was over 12am so all the toilet is closed, so i decided to pee at the longkang at a dark place while hiding my face in a tree leaves(the tree is short), then suddenly 2 girls walk behind me around 1-2 meters, since i thought they wont recognised me , i still continue doing my business. no need to malu After that, i walk around coz so bored waiting 4 my mom, then suddenly there are 2 girls smiling and looking at me, and i was like "oh shit! they knew it was me!" lol....malu sial..... if you got 12'' sure they want it silently |
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Oct 2 2011, 11:31 PM
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My phone played a pr0n video by itself with volume set to maximum while I was in a public bus.
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Oct 2 2011, 11:55 PM
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secondary school, form 5, during recess, imma go buy food alot ppl crowded, i took my nasi lemak ready to pay, i move my elbow back and insert my hand to my pocket, when elbow-ing back, i hit a girl's boobs, i did not know, i look back. she stare at me, i smile. kthxbye
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Secondary school, I tumpang the girl I liked punya car, her mom dropped me off at the traffic light, it was raining, I ran across the street, slipped, fell, got all wet.
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hugged the wrong dad
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QUOTE(7up @ Oct 2 2011, 11:04 PM) enter wrong car. told my "driverfriend" can jalan. tat uncle just stare at me....sipei maluuuuuuu QUOTE(Blackops981 @ Oct 2 2011, 11:31 PM) My phone played a pr0n video by itself with volume set to maximum while I was in a public bus. QUOTE(demamkuning @ Oct 3 2011, 12:04 AM) hugged the wrong dad winfrom then,i never hugged my dad again till now |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:26 AM
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there was a girl waving at her friend at behind and i was like..
smile and wave..then she just passed away and laughing..FFUUUUUUUU then i just cover like waving dance |
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QUOTE(makymickey @ Oct 2 2011, 06:48 PM) Drive a wrong way in one way road at kl, n my car not tinted QUOTE(teongpeng @ Oct 2 2011, 08:31 PM) i forget to zip my pants and walk walk 5 hours in pavillion. ppl look at me, i thought its because i handsome. |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE(Sai91 @ Oct 3 2011, 12:26 AM) there was a girl waving at her friend at behind and i was like.. LMao...tats why i always look behind 1st. for safetysmile and wave..then she just passed away and laughing..FFUUUUUUUU then i just cover like waving dance |
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jatuh depan awek
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QUOTE(Sai91 @ Oct 3 2011, 12:26 AM) there was a girl waving at her friend at behind and i was like.. This one i kena tonnes of times edi...damn sia sui lor.smile and wave..then she just passed away and laughing..FFUUUUUUUU then i just cover like waving dance Mine was whn i tapped on a friend's shoulder....mana tau tak kenal 1...i went " damn...hi new friend!" cover line... |
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QUOTE(sosostupid @ Oct 3 2011, 12:31 AM) LMao...tats why i always look behind 1st. for safety that time was the first time i got kena..Lol after that i keep look behind 1st when this happen.. QUOTE(FatalitY @ Oct 3 2011, 12:33 AM) This one i kena tonnes of times edi...damn sia sui lor. this one i also kena..that time at mall.. Mine was whn i tapped on a friend's shoulder....mana tau tak kenal 1...i went " damn...hi new friend!" cover line... same in ur situation man..and cover line oso like that one.. |
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tis happened when i was in standard 4.
went to friday prayer, my baju melayu's pants hook is broken. so i wear a tracksuit inside my seluar baju melayu. i pretty much damn sure i had a pin. when performing prayer, my seluar baju melayu londeh. all those behind burst into laughter. luckily i had my tracksuit. otherwise i'd be nekkid. |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:42 AM
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terlepas handphone at the mall cause kinda rushing to answer a call at that time. and the battery came out, perghhhhh all people tengok terussss
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Oct 3 2011, 12:42 AM
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Intro my friend to someone... By the wrong name.
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Oct 3 2011, 12:46 AM
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u know when sembahyang raya we need to angkat takbir 7 times.. well, when the imam Allahuakbar for the second time, i pergi rukuk.
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Oct 3 2011, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE(conan1 @ Oct 2 2011, 10:33 PM) kencing dalam seluar mase sekolah...tak tahan...satu kelas nampak air mengalir...my childhood doomed! hahaha..lol i remember this too. got one friend during standard 1 or 2 i cant remember. the teacher was very strict, since we combined 2 classes for english class.then got this one indian kid said "cikgu, nak kencing" then cikgu kata nanti kejap then fren beside him said, "cikgu, mohan nak kencing" cikgu kata kejap then fren said again "cikgu, mohan nak kencing" after awhile, "cikgu,mohan dah kencing" i fukken lol whenever i recall this. i sat near him also |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:49 AM
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instead of me feeling embarassed.
in lecture room, was given quiz, lecturer walking around and tried to sit on one chair which is broken, so he fell down straight, and he stand up, and walk away out of the room like a boss |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(demamkuning @ Oct 3 2011, 12:04 AM) hugged the wrong dad Hi, did you hugged me? I was hugged once in a church by a kid that thought i was her dad. =.=from then,i never hugged my dad again till now |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:01 AM
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accidently when to girls toilet,already done the business and some woman saw me when i get out from the touler and call guard, i ran
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Oct 3 2011, 01:10 AM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:29 PM) I choose to be alone and I hate female forever, without abalone I won't die oh shit. Gay spotted. I can buy abalone with $ and torcher them whenever I like! Maybe this could be your latest most embarrassed moment of indirectly or accidentally letting people know that you are a f***ing gay. This post has been edited by stevenlee1990: Oct 3 2011, 01:12 AM |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:35 AM
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Ok, this incident happen to me around last week.
happen at cafeteria of my work place, 2 girls are having their lunch. I go to one of the girl, whom I expect to be my friend, and calling her name, with my happy faces (coz I haven't seen her for quite some time. I thought I juz wanna greet her and catching up some stories as she just getting married). But it turns out that it wasn't my friend. Damn malu sial!! both of the girls make a "blur" kinda faces to me. I quickly said, "oh, sorry yer, salah orang" and walk away quickly. Damn malu sial!!!! |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:39 AM
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i saw some girl waving towards my direction. i thought she was my friend so i waved back and approached her. turned out she just looked like my friend and wasnt even waving at me
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Oct 3 2011, 01:40 AM
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lol this thread LMAO
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Oct 3 2011, 01:50 AM
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was watching porn when suddenly roomate gf came ...
noticed her last minute (she opened the door all of a sudden) but managed to click out... lucky i still wearing my pants! Then there was a moment of silence.. and she ask "Why is your face so different...?" Potong stim betul... |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:52 AM
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i once pick up some lemons at tesco (or giant) and went straight queue for the cashier. without putting the lemons into the plastic bag first.
true story |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:58 AM
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QUOTE(hb2online @ Oct 3 2011, 01:50 AM) was watching porn when suddenly roomate gf came ... LOL noticed her last minute (she opened the door all of a sudden) but managed to click out... lucky i still wearing my pants! Then there was a moment of silence.. and she ask "Why is your face so different...?" Potong stim betul... |
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Oct 3 2011, 03:11 AM
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School zipper malfunction after I piss in the morning. So I try to hide it by untucking my shirt. Then otw to science lab bump onto disciplin teacher he ask apasal tak tuck in, whole class found out..malu oo. Di ejek for few days :/
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Oct 3 2011, 03:16 AM
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slipped infront college...everyone look at me
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Oct 3 2011, 03:22 AM
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Sleep only wear kain pelikat at living room at my gramps house. Woke up late see my kain gone edi. Evryone from my aunts, cousins all about 30 peolpe laugh at my 2"
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Oct 3 2011, 03:25 AM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:35 PM) Okay..come talk... i happen few times, when want eat, the shop taokeh tell me nx time only pay.. then i brw some money from fren cz we eat together..For me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not QUOTE(DarkConfidant @ Oct 2 2011, 06:37 PM) One time i went to buy groceries. $18 total but i only got $5 in mah wallet and i left my kad at home. Luckily the lady behind me helped me pay :3 aww, so kind orh that girl.. did she demand anything from u? QUOTE(zerorating @ Oct 3 2011, 01:01 AM) accidently when to girls toilet,already done the business and some woman saw me when i get out from the touler and call guard, i ran lolz, u cant differentiate? btw this thread is funny mang |
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Oct 3 2011, 03:31 AM
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Juat happwn tis evening, i bring my laptop for presentation, n i forgot to chnge my sexy babe wallpaper, damn. .
P/s: presentation for agama subjek |
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Oct 3 2011, 04:08 AM
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having a little quarrel while everyone else were watching...
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Oct 3 2011, 04:11 AM
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i was running to petronas washroom, didnt realized i headed to the gents, when one guy said eh? with surprised face and he was like pulling back the pants i shouted really loud like real loud and froze for secs then only ran fast back to the ladies... and i heard those guys laughing gau gau
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Oct 3 2011, 04:15 AM
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QUOTE(edvey @ Oct 3 2011, 04:11 AM) i was running to petronas washroom, didnt realized i headed to the gents, when one guy said eh? with surprised face and he was like pulling back the pants i shouted really loud like real loud and froze for secs then only ran fast back to the ladies... and i heard those guys laughing gau gau  |
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Oct 3 2011, 04:52 AM
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Jatuh longkak
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Oct 3 2011, 05:05 AM
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QUOTE(fifthtouch @ Oct 3 2011, 03:22 AM) Sleep only wear kain pelikat at living room at my gramps house. Woke up late see my kain gone edi. Evryone from my aunts, cousins all about 30 peolpe laugh at my 2" LMAO! SIR, YOU'RE AWESOME!  |
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Oct 3 2011, 05:11 AM
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Chair gave way in Biology class when I was in secondary school.
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Oct 3 2011, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:40 PM) Like a girl very much, go and buy a cute teddy bear at christmas for her, reach her "said it for you" and the girl smile and ask me why? And she said "I can't accept this" and I suddenly stunt u want Hako nao? and I said it's christmas gift and walk out like an idiot for the rest of my life, not dare to do that ever again! Now after 15 years past, I have became a stone heart person whenever I see female, I HATE THEM!!! |
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Oct 3 2011, 06:41 AM
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after manage to ask this 1 really nice girl to go for a date with me, i messed up. i spill up my food + all the spoon and fork (like a dozen of em in container) on the counter when i want to pay for the food. and also some of the food hit my shirt, after that straight went home with the gal luckily she think im cute for my clumsiness lol .. totally not cool tho
*happen during my highschool form 4 i think* |
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Oct 3 2011, 08:55 AM
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Tgah makan ramai2 on the table..at one corner there are many tall cups for everybody..there are so many cups there are no space for my plates and then the worst...my elbow hit one of the cups like tornado because of a fukken fly and domino effects!!!!!...all the cups (aboout 11-12 of them) went down and the water just spill all over the table and at my relatives who sits nearby..very the malu bacause clumsy and everybody laughed...sorry for ruining your shirt everybody...thank you fly...
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Oct 3 2011, 09:04 AM
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Was in my wife family house for raya. On that night while me and my wife make love, suddenly i heard a loud scream, and then my head was hit by a broom until i fell down from the bed. I was like WTF!!
And then all the families came in and see see kepo kepo about the loud noise... Apparently my 8 years brother in law was hiding in the bathroom all the time and he thinks i tried to kill her sister Was so embarrassed when all my in laws are laughing like hell seeing me naked on the floor..... FML. I swear i don't want to balik her kampung anymore. |
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Oct 3 2011, 09:06 AM
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Told a lie & kena tangkap basah.
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Oct 3 2011, 09:15 AM
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QUOTE(a13solut3 @ Oct 3 2011, 12:49 AM) instead of me feeling embarassed. i lol'ed hard at this 1 in lecture room, was given quiz, lecturer walking around and tried to sit on one chair which is broken, so he fell down straight, and he stand up, and walk away out of the room like a boss |
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Oct 3 2011, 09:17 AM
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last month, otw to work on motobike. saw a car just like my cousin's. tot my cousin's son at passenger seat. wave at him but wait, y the driver not wearing tudung. oh darn it, wrong person. i trus vroom vroom shy
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Oct 3 2011, 09:43 AM
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there this one day my classmate lock me in a class with a girl....then my head start thinking "things". then really stim, cover with a bag. i said wtf open the door mang...they decided to open when i rage....walk like a boss suddenly my friend snatch my bag....and boom that girl saw it and smile...then i straight hide behind a friend
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Oct 3 2011, 09:50 AM
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seronok chit chat with gal sampai tersembur air liur. then everyone pretend it never happen.
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Oct 3 2011, 10:01 AM
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kencing in public toilet but got a lot of 12" ....
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Oct 3 2011, 10:03 AM
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QUOTE(Irzani @ Oct 3 2011, 10:01 AM) kencing in public toilet but got a lot of 12" .... u r 2"? I iz sad~ |
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Oct 3 2011, 10:32 AM
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I a guy looks like my friend in cc where he used to hang out in.
Walk near his pc tap his table as a greeting.. mana tau salah orang. He stare at me for few seconds I stunned and said sorry sorry and walk off asap |
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Oct 3 2011, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(afiqms @ Oct 3 2011, 10:03 AM) u r 2"? I iz sad~ ayam 8 1/2" .. but ayam veli sad to see others long long one |
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Oct 3 2011, 11:35 AM
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no people came out with
sexing in public? oh ya sexing is no embarrasing |
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Oct 3 2011, 11:46 AM
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Old office only 3 stories (g, 1, 2nd floor).
i work on 2nd floor.... and work OT that nite until 9. When balik that time, i masuk lift, since short distance only and late already mah, so i just let one go loh. Manatau lift stop at level 1 and got hot chick come in. There's no running away man, only 2 of us in the lift and she gave me disgusted look. |
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Oct 3 2011, 12:07 PM
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me and a fren try to april fool another fren by switching his coffee wit kicap while he went to toilet, afterward he come back and drink, so we want to laugh while waiting for his reaction, me because not thinking selamba drink my own coffee, mana tau I accidentally kena myself...sibehh I kenot tahan spit kena my own shirt oso my fren face, lagi kena her eyes summore...
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Oct 3 2011, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(Smart007 @ Oct 3 2011, 09:43 AM) there this one day my classmate lock me in a class with a girl....then my head start thinking "things". then really stim, cover with a bag. i said wtf open the door mang...they decided to open when i rage....walk like a boss suddenly my friend snatch my bag....and boom that girl saw it and smile...then i straight hide behind a friend U nvr wear underwear? |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:18 PM
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in computer room, thought she was my friend, so i stand behind her watching her friendster..like a creep.
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Oct 3 2011, 01:20 PM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:35 PM) Okay..come talk... Go 2 toilet, do number 1.Finish.For me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not Wash hand, open tap, take soap. Finish wash hand, wanna close tap, got sprayed in the Middle Earth. Walk around with wet look. This post has been edited by darium: Oct 3 2011, 01:21 PM |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:29 PM
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few years ago...my stick get straight in public,i cannot helped it...sexy girl standing near accidently touch me at lrt
its too big is obvious,girl sitting in front keep staring and blushing...its a mixed feeling of embarrassment and hornyness |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:31 PM
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during primary skool,
forget to bring textbook, teacher want to hantam backside... take off the pants...and yeah commando mode...all my friend laugh like shit... |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:44 PM
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1- go swimming pool without wearing underwear/boxer , only tight
2- see a hot wimmenz , amoi then got a boner kaw kaw , stay at the pool until de-boner 3- when i go up , my tight so freakin tight can see my didi lol 2'' This post has been edited by Luqman999: Oct 3 2011, 01:47 PM |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:49 PM
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secondary skool, some guy was sitting on a chair on one side (with one leg of the chair), teacher warned him that he will break the chair. And i laugh at him because the teacher scolded him gao gao...
In the midst of laughing, i broke mine coz i was doing what he was doing that time..... and i need to pay for the chair. Shit. This post has been edited by adrianteo: Oct 3 2011, 01:50 PM |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE(danielcmugen @ Oct 3 2011, 01:15 PM) U nvr wear underwear? no i wear short pant |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:53 PM
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most embarrassing thing i did was in form 4, my friend staying in the asrama ponteng class so teacher asked me to go get him, so i tought can ponteng like 10-15mins while i "go get him" walking out teacher ask pergi mana i said "pergi asmara cari XZY"...... awkward silence and kena laugh at till today.....
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Oct 3 2011, 01:57 PM
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-Late for the morning assembly.. Punished by standing in front of the assembly and had to clean the trashes in the school garage.
- Fell from mah chair during Engrish class in Form 2. Shit guys been teasing me about that for almost a year. - Berak in mah pants during primary 2. I somehow had no emotion/sense of embarrassment at the time.. Next day come to school, walk like a boss while pretending no shit situation happened yesterday. lol. Hmm, what else? I remember got a lot wan.. Been through lots of shit during primary school. |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE(Jas2davir @ Oct 3 2011, 01:53 PM) most embarrassing thing i did was in form 4, my friend staying in the asrama ponteng class so teacher asked me to go get him, so i tought can ponteng like 10-15mins while i "go get him" walking out teacher ask pergi mana i said "pergi asmara cari XZY"...... awkward silence and kena laugh at till today..... no understand |
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Oct 3 2011, 01:59 PM
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bwahahaha.. i still rmb this is happen when im going back to hometown, i ask my friend where the heck is my handphone , we keep look look everywhere until i mad.. actually i hold it on my hand all this time... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
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Oct 3 2011, 02:00 PM
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QUOTE(ysc @ Oct 3 2011, 01:58 PM) no understand asrama and asmara.. two different stuffs with whole lot of different meanings respectively.Neways, I think TS is just being sensitive.. It's not really that humiliating. |
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Oct 3 2011, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(Jas2davir @ Oct 3 2011, 01:53 PM) most embarrassing thing i did was in form 4, my friend staying in the asrama ponteng class so teacher asked me to go get him, so i tought can ponteng like 10-15mins while i "go get him" walking out teacher ask pergi mana i said "pergi asmara cari XZY"...... awkward silence and kena laugh at till today..... cant brain this.. |
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Oct 3 2011, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(happy_berry @ Oct 3 2011, 02:00 PM) asrama and asmara.. two different stuffs with whole lot of different meanings respectively. oh ok now i get itNeways, I think TS is just being sensitive.. It's not really that humiliating. |
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Oct 3 2011, 02:19 PM
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i thaught asmara is sex
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Oct 3 2011, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Oct 3 2011, 02:19 PM) i thaught asmara is sex when u phail ur PMR please post here |
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Oct 3 2011, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE(azmie alwi @ Oct 3 2011, 02:29 PM) when u phail ur PMR please post here tak baik cakap macam tui just stop by here la . |
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Oct 3 2011, 02:53 PM
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at a opening ceremony of friend of a friend shop, i was talking on the phone and try to lean on the railing. but then there was a bowl on the floor , i accidentally kicked the bowl and shattered in front of crowd of people.. i look at them they show the most scary faces ever. i just walk away and talking on the phone like nothing happened..
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Oct 3 2011, 02:55 PM
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This happened during my university years. Those years I wore thick glasses but now the eyes are lasik corrected.
I was having a dinner with my close friends at warung. We were comprised of 2 girls and 2 guys. While having the meals we chat and watched the tv. It was during a skin cleansing product commercial that show a pretty girl, one of the glass of my spec decided to dislodge and literally catapulted. All of my friends, girls and the guy, laughed hysterically and said "oh, we all understand!", and I had to continue my meal with a red face. |
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Oct 3 2011, 04:09 PM
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I also remember during primary school,assembly that time.I were so boring and started talking about Dragonball cartoon with my best friend.Talk2 full of semaangat,goku power,gohan etc.Then,got 1 hand tapped my shoulder and I shoved it like a boss,about 3 times.I looked back,it was the Guru Besar.Kena laughed kao2 by other pupils.
ffffffuuuuu my friend no tell me guru besar is behind me  |
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Oct 3 2011, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE(demamkuning @ Oct 3 2011, 04:09 PM) I also remember during primary school,assembly that time.I were so boring and started talking about Dragonball cartoon with my best friend.Talk2 full of semaangat,goku power,gohan etc.Then,got 1 hand tapped my shoulder and I shoved it like a boss,about 3 times.I looked back,it was the Guru Besar.Kena laughed kao2 by other pupils. kesian you, kena backfire ffffffuuuuu my friend no tell me guru besar is behind me |
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Oct 3 2011, 04:15 PM
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at the end of form 1, i was became the librarian and received memo for next year uniform since the current uniform for librarian is just plain white with special nametag, so the next year, it will be light peach and dark trousers....however, it was change last minute to green shirt and olive green trousers, and when they announced it, i wasn't at school...ponteng maa....
so the next school session started and i went to the school wearing light peach and dark trousers...and i stood out like a sore thumb...to make matter worse, the director of the state school board was visiting to officiate our new school badge and colours and he pointed me out in the crowd...instant fame...since then, everyone knew me...and also i kena called by the discipline teacher becos he found out i ponteng for a almost a week... |
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Oct 4 2011, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(lowkeynation @ Oct 3 2011, 04:15 PM) at the end of form 1, i was became the librarian and received memo for next year uniform since the current uniform for librarian is just plain white with special nametag, so the next year, it will be light peach and dark trousers....however, it was change last minute to green shirt and olive green trousers, and when they announced it, i wasn't at school...ponteng maa.... Almost a week only ugh??? THen I worse lo... after pmr straight away no go school...form 4 after end of the year exam alsostraight two weeks until school over...form5 now already 20++ days absent-blame it on my poor health condition cause form 5 a lot pressure....so the next school session started and i went to the school wearing light peach and dark trousers...and i stood out like a sore thumb...to make matter worse, the director of the state school board was visiting to officiate our new school badge and colours and he pointed me out in the crowd...instant fame...since then, everyone knew me...and also i kena called by the discipline teacher becos he found out i ponteng for a almost a week... |
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Oct 4 2011, 01:51 AM
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More stories pls
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Oct 4 2011, 01:57 AM
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QUOTE(ysc @ Oct 4 2011, 01:51 AM) More stories pls  ya moree stories please... |
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Oct 4 2011, 02:03 AM
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Bile aku dah sakit perut sangat2.. lepas tu masuk tandas.. dah selesai melabur.. aku nak keluar.. bunyi suara perempuan masuk beramai2 dalam tandas.. the thing is.. aku tak tahu ape perempuan buat dalam tandas sampai 20 minit.. da fuq.. I want to get the fuq out of here
Moral: Cek dulu tandas tu tandas lelaki or tandas perempuan This post has been edited by ZainRain: Oct 4 2011, 02:04 AM |
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Oct 4 2011, 02:12 AM
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-called out by teacher and stand in front of class, then teacher asked me bout an old Chinese believe and laugh bout how stupid it is, and whole class laugh at me. Hate that teacher till now for being racist.
-talk and joke around with my friends, then wave my hand trying to express myself and knock my own spectacles flying off. -confess to a girl in public and get rejected. Shed manly tears and end up running away. -some friends introduce a bunch of girls to me, and I was playing the Samba dance game in the arcade. They point and laugh how silly I looked. -doing a mid air high kick, 2m high. The one holding the kicking board suddenly rise it when I'm halfway kicking. And lost balance and fell down on my butt. Hurts like hell while everyone was laughing. |
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Oct 4 2011, 03:35 AM
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At perhimpunan during commonwealth games, some fags decided to do performance so everybody sit down, they start singing standing in the eyes, i got fed up and shouted 'oi you think you all xyz singer ah?'.
i shouted the wrong singer's name |
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Oct 4 2011, 03:39 AM
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Im a kid molester. True story
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Oct 4 2011, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE(alwinnng @ Oct 4 2011, 01:32 AM) Almost a week only ugh??? THen I worse lo... after pmr straight away no go school...form 4 after end of the year exam alsostraight two weeks until school over...form5 now already 20++ days absent-blame it on my poor health condition cause form 5 a lot pressure.... dont feel u embarrass also.. i f5 60+day no go tarak kena letterQUOTE(ZainRain @ Oct 4 2011, 02:03 AM) Bile aku dah sakit perut sangat2.. lepas tu masuk tandas.. dah selesai melabur.. aku nak keluar.. bunyi suara perempuan masuk beramai2 dalam tandas.. the thing is.. aku tak tahu ape perempuan buat dalam tandas sampai 20 minit.. da fuq.. I want to get the fuq out of here lolz.. u wait till no voice only go out? pompuan buat aper pun lambat.. diaorg ambik gambar ;DMoral: Cek dulu tandas tu tandas lelaki or tandas perempuan |
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Oct 4 2011, 06:30 AM
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my birthday
so that night i stomach ache, i quickly marathon to toilet, usually no wear shirt becoz hot. After doing my business, when i open the door everyone was like "SURPRISE!" and so did I surprise them with my shirtless body and poo smell. I ran into my room kolos the door... |
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Oct 4 2011, 06:43 AM
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My 6 years old cousin go shopping with me and suddenly his shit in his pant and that shit terkeluar dari seluar. I ran away from him. Tak mengaku sedara
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Oct 4 2011, 06:46 AM
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QUOTE(lowkeynation @ Oct 3 2011, 04:15 PM) at the end of form 1, i was became the librarian and received memo for next year uniform since the current uniform for librarian is just plain white with special nametag, so the next year, it will be light peach and dark trousers....however, it was change last minute to green shirt and olive green trousers, and when they announced it, i wasn't at school...ponteng maa.... Kesian... Got no friend to inform you the changes... so the next school session started and i went to the school wearing light peach and dark trousers...and i stood out like a sore thumb...to make matter worse, the director of the state school board was visiting to officiate our new school badge and colours and he pointed me out in the crowd...instant fame...since then, everyone knew me...and also i kena called by the discipline teacher becos he found out i ponteng for a almost a week... |
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Oct 4 2011, 06:50 AM
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my friend's story
form 4, everyone learning motobike, then my friend see other ppl ride so shiok he also wanna ride, and he got no experience and no license so he ride his friend's 125z, cluth on, 1st gear, cluth off too fast and straight to the school gate the gate kantoi, since then, everyone knows him as the person who donate the school gate This post has been edited by jolipoli81: Oct 4 2011, 06:51 AM |
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Oct 4 2011, 07:14 AM
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when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back.
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Oct 4 2011, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE(happy_berry @ Oct 4 2011, 06:46 AM) Kesian... Got no friend to inform you the changes... the thing is, they thought i knew about it since i came to school on the day they announced it...but only stay until before assembly...went to my fren's for FIFA tournament on his PS |
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Oct 4 2011, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(yuusuke-kun @ Oct 4 2011, 07:14 AM) when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back. You are not alone This post has been edited by NatThePro: Oct 4 2011, 03:23 PM |
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Oct 5 2011, 11:56 AM
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more stores pls
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Oct 5 2011, 12:09 PM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:50 PM) Nice..haha....People surely think you penang driver.. Le mah....  Why must be from Pg? Johor sua ku or Perak mali one also lesen kopi.....in Penang you learn the skills to drive in narrow roads, and learn to avoid trishaw, kapcai and idiots from out of state. Driving in Klang Valley is heaven wif the highways dats why no need to rush like locals when visiting Klang valley.. |
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Oct 5 2011, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(yuusuke-kun @ Oct 4 2011, 07:14 AM) when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back. hahahah. |
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Oct 5 2011, 12:22 PM
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Teman my friend's sister sick to clinic in Subang. We got inside the clinic. Then the sister lupa her wallet inside the car. I went to the car insert key and everything but the car won't open.
Then Indian guy come said "Oi, ape u buat ni haa?!!" Turns out I went to the wrong car. Around 20+ people is watching, including people inside the clinic. The Indian guy is one of the doctor. I hate Kancil after that. |
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Oct 5 2011, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE(ZainRain @ Oct 4 2011, 02:03 AM) Bile aku dah sakit perut sangat2.. lepas tu masuk tandas.. dah selesai melabur.. aku nak keluar.. bunyi suara perempuan masuk beramai2 dalam tandas.. the thing is.. aku tak tahu ape perempuan buat dalam tandas sampai 20 minit.. da fuq.. I want to get the fuq out of here lol, this thing happened to my frens. two female frens at the same time.Moral: Cek dulu tandas tu tandas lelaki or tandas perempuan they both sakit perut and went to toilet. since their cubibles are next to each other, they berborak la while beri-beri. after they finished, they saw many guys outside the toilet. dalam hati macam, "apa kes lelaki ramai-ramai luar toilet perempuan?". turned out our uni just changed the toilet from ladies to gents like few days or weeks earlier. |
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Oct 5 2011, 02:29 PM
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no more embarrassing story people?
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Oct 5 2011, 02:37 PM
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i bump this thread for MOAARR stories.
donate please guys |
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Oct 5 2011, 04:40 PM
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moar!
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Oct 5 2011, 07:52 PM
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QUOTE(Jas2die @ Oct 2 2011, 07:07 PM) i kena d worse wan...i went to genting last month...lost al my money...only got coins in my car...when goin bek time got 1 tol need to pay which is RM5.00...so i took out al d coins got oni RM4.60...i was sooo shy n d tol fella ffk me nicely for 40c..hmm... Almost same like yours....was drunk at 1U...then cant find atm at late night,i forgot that i left no money because pay beers....then when entered sprint highway,i say to the guy,no money...then he write me a invoice,ask me to pay tomorrow RM2....malu kau kau |
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Oct 5 2011, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(mr hellscream @ Oct 5 2011, 02:29 PM) no more embarrassing story people? aku belum cerita lagi...sekarang aku mula cerita.Last 3 years ago.hari ahad.my hand hold 1 pc.carry 2 laptop.suddenly phone ringing.so i pickup.masa tu nak naik escalator.pukul 11 pagi..depan aku ada 2 escalator. right side going down and left going up.but i dont know why in that day the left going down and right become up .so when i answered that calling aku naik escalator yang ...LEFT...so with 1 pc and 2 laptop aku naik escaltor sambil jawab telefon.so i am weird. kenapa tak sampai sampai...then aku lompat (same escalator ) suddenly dah nak sampai atas then my kaki rasa sangat penat dan letih terus tergolek jatuh .the whole building senyap.guards datang help.but aku ask stupid question siapa tukar arah escalator?sampai sekarang aku tak lalu escalator tu.Phobia.nasib baik Pc dan Laptop tu tak pecah...guard kata masa tu aku sebijik macam tikus sarkas dalam sangkar. |
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Oct 5 2011, 08:37 PM
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once i kissed a female turn out be it was a female dog...i was drunk
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Oct 5 2011, 08:49 PM
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I rememberedi was dumped by a malay girl after i spank her butt...she said haram...then i shed my manly tears at tuition,i forgot whether got ppl see or not....stupid me
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Oct 7 2011, 09:13 PM
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MOAR STORIES PLS
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Oct 7 2011, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(yuusuke-kun @ Oct 4 2011, 07:14 AM) when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back. THIS |
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Oct 9 2011, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(K.I.T.T @ Oct 5 2011, 08:34 PM) aku belum cerita lagi...sekarang aku mula cerita. this will be funny to see... Last 3 years ago.hari ahad.my hand hold 1 pc.carry 2 laptop.suddenly phone ringing.so i pickup.masa tu nak naik escalator.pukul 11 pagi..depan aku ada 2 escalator. right side going down and left going up.but i dont know why in that day the left going down and right become up .so when i answered that calling aku naik escalator yang ...LEFT...so with 1 pc and 2 laptop aku naik escaltor sambil jawab telefon.so i am weird. kenapa tak sampai sampai...then aku lompat (same escalator ) suddenly dah nak sampai atas then my kaki rasa sangat penat dan letih terus tergolek jatuh .the whole building senyap.guards datang help.but aku ask stupid question siapa tukar arah escalator?sampai sekarang aku tak lalu escalator tu.Phobia.nasib baik Pc dan Laptop tu tak pecah...guard kata masa tu aku sebijik macam tikus sarkas dalam sangkar.  |
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Oct 9 2011, 01:27 PM
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lol at the narutard part
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Oct 9 2011, 02:59 PM
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this story happen in 2006. i try to tackle one random chick standing in front of cc, keep asking her to go minum2 with me and she said ok. the thing is i dont know she got another 3 friend inside cc. so she tell her friend to follow us. then they agree to follow. fffuuu i only have rm12 that time and they all order makan...i tell them to go to toilet and i just pay my drink and cabut via backdoor.
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Oct 11 2011, 11:36 PM
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nice story
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Oct 11 2011, 11:42 PM
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smoking
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Oct 11 2011, 11:55 PM
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zip open and doesn't wear underwear ... can see jungle .. stay like for few hours ... fuuu ... ayam malu liao
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Oct 16 2011, 08:41 PM
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anymore?? haha
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Oct 16 2011, 09:25 PM
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outside club call wrong girl. tot she was my friend. turned out she wasn't. her friend gave me the 'whatthefcuk?' look on his face. terus malu say oops sorry wrong fella, den masuk balik club.
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Oct 16 2011, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(scofool @ Oct 9 2011, 02:59 PM) this story happen in 2006. i try to tackle one random chick standing in front of cc, keep asking her to go minum2 with me and she said ok. the thing is i dont know she got another 3 friend inside cc. so she tell her friend to follow us. then they agree to follow. fffuuu i only have rm12 that time and they all order makan...i tell them to go to toilet and i just pay my drink and cabut via backdoor. you sir are winner. |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:08 PM
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i hit pengemis punya cawan at night market.coins all over the road.sume tgk bhaii.sorry dude.
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Oct 16 2011, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE(scofool @ Oct 9 2011, 02:59 PM) this story happen in 2006. i try to tackle one random chick standing in front of cc, keep asking her to go minum2 with me and she said ok. the thing is i dont know she got another 3 friend inside cc. so she tell her friend to follow us. then they agree to follow. fffuuu i only have rm12 that time and they all order makan...i tell them to go to toilet and i just pay my drink and cabut via backdoor. macam dalam drama bang |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:18 PM
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2 years ago, while i was still studying in tarc, that time ong kar tin paid a visit to my college and was escorted by principal and head of departments. so i was chilling with my friends in the canteen and when they pass by my table, i shouted "HAR? XXX DAP AH??" xxx refers to name of my friend, and then all of them were literally cock staring at us for like 30 secs. damn scared kena expel or some sh*t but end up they just walked away. f*** yea.
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Oct 16 2011, 10:34 PM
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stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf
then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:35 PM
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asking a guy no
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Oct 16 2011, 10:42 PM
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was in uptown minum teh wif ma fwens....full house dat nite.
My fwen made a joke while i was drinking and i sprayed the teh ais in my mouth to the chick sitting infront of me. |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(WintersuN @ Oct 16 2011, 06:34 AM) stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf fffuuuuu then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor  |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(maranello55 @ Oct 16 2011, 10:42 PM) was in uptown minum teh wif ma fwens....full house dat nite. spray what My fwen made a joke while i was drinking and i sprayed the teh ais in my mouth to the chick sitting infront of me. |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(mekboyz @ Oct 16 2011, 10:44 PM) spray what teh ais |
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Oct 16 2011, 10:49 PM
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that awkward moment when i used the fork and spoon to cut the fried chicken instead of bare hand, when i chopped to hard the chicken flied away until my friends all laughed at me=.=
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Oct 16 2011, 10:53 PM
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Go to bank to withdraw money. Person in front off me suddenly swear loudly. bank card got "telan".
I Smile. In my head; saying you didn't know how to use ATM is it?!. Put my card in after him. My card got"telan". He laugh and say "well that 2 for bank n 0 for human. Sad part is, it's pay day time and my car got tarik. 2 months no pay . |
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Oct 16 2011, 11:18 PM
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in residential/shophouse roads, at the junction. flash flash playfully quite a number of times, thinking that it's my friend. cant see coz of reflection from windscreen. ended up was an aunty. kept starring at me while I just look away buat tak tau.
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Oct 16 2011, 11:24 PM
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the most embarassing thing is when i went to toilet, i din lock the door....then pee....then sudenly a gal opened the door n saw my 12", i jz stare at her like a boss............then she shouted n faster close the door......... then i walk off LIKE A BOSS.......... dat was 10 years ago........ |
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Oct 16 2011, 11:35 PM
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QUOTE(WintersuN @ Oct 16 2011, 10:34 PM) stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf omai, kasihan then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor because same shit happened to my frien, and a bangla laughed at her. |
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Oct 16 2011, 11:39 PM
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err... mcm not sure.
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Oct 17 2011, 12:54 AM
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QUOTE(yuusuke-kun @ Oct 4 2011, 07:14 AM) when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back. Me too doing this with my best friend.... Ran like this to school & at the school Sports day... Eventough I win ppl were laughing... I was thinking that they're cheering for me...Now I know why... |
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Oct 17 2011, 12:56 AM
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masa perkhemahan, lepas mandi salin baju, then wanna go back khemah, then my underware jatuh, n female teacher spotted n informed me
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Oct 17 2011, 01:04 AM
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Once i was dating this girl, then i decided to hail the bus with my hand, then i realised i was in train station. She just laughed it off
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Oct 17 2011, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE(and1_player @ Oct 16 2011, 10:08 PM) i hit pengemis punya cawan at night market.coins all over the road.sume tgk bhaii.sorry dude. Dono y I find dis veli funny |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(WintersuN @ Oct 16 2011, 10:34 PM) stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf I lol-ed hard on this too then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:09 AM
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Was with my friends in the car. We went to see ah kuas and prostitutes at 4am in the morning.
Saw a lot of ah kuas, some of them quite hot. Then we decided to ask about the price. Saw one dark figure in front of us, wind down the window and was preparing to ask for price d. We stopped next to the dark figure only to find out that she was an aunty. Me and my friend stunned for a while then sped off. The aunty gave us a look. Shit was cash |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:16 AM
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moar moar!! keep em coming!
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Oct 17 2011, 01:19 AM
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My uncle was telling a joke and I was sitting beside him.
Everybody was listening and I got too excited and slapped him right in the face. God knows why. My dad straight grab my arm and was preparing to beat the shit out of me but didn't. Akwaaaaarrrrddd |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:47 AM
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QUOTE(zerorating @ Oct 3 2011, 01:01 AM) accidently when to girls toilet,already done the business and some woman saw me when i get out from the touler and call guard, i ran Lol did that in lcct, absent minded walk in the ladies. "why is it all pink?" and "why theres a tong sampah beside the mangkuk tandas saying your pads here" Done my business and walk out like a boss, a lady look at me weirdly though when i was exiting lol |
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Oct 17 2011, 03:14 AM
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QUOTE(DaishiDance @ Oct 17 2011, 01:47 AM) Lol did that in lcct, absent minded walk in the ladies. "why is it all pink?" and "why theres a tong sampah beside the mangkuk tandas saying your pads here" Done my business and walk out like a boss, a lady look at me weirdly though when i was exiting lol Haha ini biasa saja.. I sometimes cannot stand go to petrol station toilet, small one.. then see male door locked.. see ladies one open so I go in, then come out saw another lady was like buat tak tau saja then walk away.. hehe |
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Oct 17 2011, 03:22 AM
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masa kecik-kecik aku pergi kfc dengan sepupu bawa rm1 nak beli ayam goreng.. last2 akk kfc tu belanja makan..haha sebab comel sngat.. hahah~~
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Oct 17 2011, 06:55 AM
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Oct 17 2011, 07:02 AM
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QUOTE(Wilson13B @ Oct 17 2011, 06:55 AM) Last time when dancing til very high in the club with my GF,suddenly got 1 gal do french kiss with me......at that time i also drunk til thinking that gal are my GF so keep on doing the business ~ after that my friend told me about this only i know,luckily GF not see it ~ LOL and this is embarrassing?fffuuuuuu |
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Oct 17 2011, 07:15 AM
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Just happened last week. Was supposed to meet a friend at the junction of a main road. So I waited and after 10mins a Honda pulled over. Thinking it was my friend I terus open the door of the front seat and sat in. Turns out it was some auntie and boy was she fucuking scared. She thought I was trying to hijack her car. I apologized, told her to calm down and got the fucuk out of her car
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Oct 17 2011, 08:20 AM
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once i went to get my car in the carpark, i pressed the unlock and heard the sound, so i jus went and pull the handle then i was like, ei... Why cannot open... then kept pulling pulling, some one wind down the window and ask me what i want
i was like wtf... Say sorry and went off, the car same color, same dark tint, park at my same position but different basement |
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Oct 17 2011, 10:10 AM
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Happened just a few days ago, my friend played pranks on me..
my friend and i was in a seminar and we got bored after a while. he started to play game on his laptop and i was interested with the game he played. i asked him to send me the installer of the game via my pendrive. later the day, my group had to do a presentation. i was chosen as the presenter and had the material to present transfer to my pendrive. when i get the pendrive to the lecturer's laptop to present via his laptop, i opened up and notice that my friend had sent me the game under the name of "HENTA1 GAME". that time, the laptop was directly projected to the lcd projector.. and there were like 30 of people stared at me. i acted like nothing happened and proceed with the presentation though i could feel that my face turned all red. fortunately, the front was quite dark as lamp the lamp was switch off to give way to the presentation. after that i just straight went back to my seat and pretend to continue doing my work... |
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Oct 17 2011, 10:20 AM
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time mechine is working
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Oct 17 2011, 10:56 AM
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I was taking pictures for sports day... so i was right infront the VIP seats snapping pictures.... an aunty pass by my back and accidentally tap my bottom.
She made it so obvious by apologizing.....  face turn redI just told her, I dont mind.. *cover line* |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:06 AM
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Last year in car waiting for my mum buying thing at shop. Then got 1 motor coming and muka macam my class mate. I tegur him then call him poyo. He pandang me then terus jalan. Night time :/
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Oct 17 2011, 11:10 AM
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Burp so loud, that every turn their head and look at me.
They give that look where like I murdered someone. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(papamia @ Oct 17 2011, 01:09 AM) Was with my friends in the car. We went to see ah kuas and prostitutes at 4am in the morning. few years ago, went to night market in cokit with my frens. Walking along the shoplots, looking at ah kuas and hoes, then 1 ah kuas came up to us and raba2 my ding-dongs. I screamed like a little girl and was laugh at by my frens for a month..Saw a lot of ah kuas, some of them quite hot. Then we decided to ask about the price. Saw one dark figure in front of us, wind down the window and was preparing to ask for price d. We stopped next to the dark figure only to find out that she was an aunty. Me and my friend stunned for a while then sped off. The aunty gave us a look. Shit was cash |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE(Jas2die @ Oct 2 2011, 07:07 PM) i kena d worse wan...i went to genting last month...lost al my money...only got coins in my car...when goin bek time got 1 tol need to pay which is RM5.00...so i took out al d coins got oni RM4.60...i was sooo shy n d tol fella ffk me nicely for 40c..hmm... this is not embarassing.. but stupid. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE(zimhibikie @ Oct 17 2011, 11:11 AM) few years ago, went to night market in cokit with my frens. Walking along the shoplots, looking at ah kuas and hoes, then 1 ah kuas came up to us and raba2 my ding-dongs. I screamed like a little girl and was laugh at by my frens for a month.. i lol a virgin? |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE(itnama @ Oct 17 2011, 11:22 AM) i lol kena raba dgn ah kua bro, mana tak terkujut..a virgin? |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:26 AM
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once during primary school, after finish tution at night i waited for my parents to fetch me. then i saw a car similar with my car, colour pun sama. number pun lebih kurang sama. so i terus masuk.
then when i boarded the car i saw why not my parents in the front sit. i terus say sorry and get out. the true person was stone after seeing me coming out of her car. i bet she was like wth is wrong with this guy? malu lol QUOTE(zimhibikie @ Oct 17 2011, 11:11 AM) few years ago, went to night market in cokit with my frens. Walking along the shoplots, looking at ah kuas and hoes, then 1 ah kuas came up to us and raba2 my ding-dongs. I screamed like a little girl and was laugh at by my frens for a month.. i lol-ed hardThis post has been edited by Genzyme: Oct 17 2011, 11:29 AM |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(buysell @ Oct 2 2011, 10:39 PM) You people are embarrassing yourself sore loser detected... go die. I did it purposely in the post and make him think! but he don't get it "I am just being sarcasm", I know the date of the thread started from the very begining. After TS snapshot and put it in his signature he think he is very proud of himself and I was laughing all this while. I never bother to reply back in that thread and let him think he is very smart all this time. For me the most embarrassing is to those who never understand my intention. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE(kenji1903 @ Oct 17 2011, 08:20 AM) once i went to get my car in the carpark, i pressed the unlock and heard the sound, so i jus went and pull the handle then i was like, ei... Why cannot open... then kept pulling pulling, some one wind down the window and ask me what i want i lol'd,like that also can....i was like wtf... Say sorry and went off, the car same color, same dark tint, park at my same position but different basement |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:53 AM
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QUOTE(Dr Jan Itor @ Oct 17 2011, 07:15 AM) Just happened last week. Was supposed to meet a friend at the junction of a main road. So I waited and after 10mins a Honda pulled over. Thinking it was my friend I terus open the door of the front seat and sat in. Turns out it was some auntie and boy was she fucuking scared. She thought I was trying to hijack her car. I apologized, told her to calm down and got the fucuk out of her car LOL-ed sooooo hard for this man.QUOTE(kenji1903 @ Oct 17 2011, 08:20 AM) once i went to get my car in the carpark, i pressed the unlock and heard the sound, so i jus went and pull the handle then i was like, ei... Why cannot open... then kept pulling pulling, some one wind down the window and ask me what i want Wow, really unlucky. And you coinceidentally went for the wrong level. LOLi was like wtf... Say sorry and went off, the car same color, same dark tint, park at my same position but different basement As a girl, I think the most embarrased moment is when water just so happen to drip on the t*t part. elsewhere are dry. Luckily I go long hair. can cover. lulz. Image that it happen on those short hair girls. lolz. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(Mollai @ Oct 17 2011, 11:53 AM) LOL-ed sooooo hard for this man. what kinda 'water' Wow, really unlucky. And you coinceidentally went for the wrong level. LOL As a girl, I think the most embarrased moment is when water just so happen to drip on the t*t part. elsewhere are dry. Luckily I go long hair. can cover. lulz. Image that it happen on those short hair girls. lolz. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE(Pink Spider @ Oct 17 2011, 11:57 AM) what kinda 'water' plain water lah.. kns.there's no explaination on those most embarrasing moments. they just so happen at the wrong time. lol |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:59 AM
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i ran away from a stalker ghey - then get stop by mall auxiliary police - tell him i left my keys in the car - lol
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Oct 17 2011, 12:03 PM
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Was looking for parking near Lebuh Ampang KL coz need visit client place nearby last Saturday.
Thought kotaraya would be a good bet... When I finally locate the backlane entrance and drive into their basement parking.... I notice the PRICING chart next to the barrier. Damnit shit wthel ^%%&&& rm4 per hour ...!!! I make a 10-point turn and drive out of the damn place . |
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Oct 17 2011, 12:19 PM
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I scold and blame my friend from turning off my PC without shutting down and cannot turn on again..
but end up is the switch didn't turn on... man... |
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Oct 17 2011, 12:43 PM
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went to lafite with a client.
he used the dinner knife to spread butter on the dinner roll while using the salad fork to eat the main course. it was the most embarrassing thing ever. |
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Oct 17 2011, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE(CaptainJew @ Oct 17 2011, 12:43 PM) went to lafite with a client. Not everyone know the set of cutlery.he used the dinner knife to spread butter on the dinner roll while using the salad fork to eat the main course. it was the most embarrassing thing ever. even i first time dine i use Steak knife to spread butter on my bread |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:01 PM
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Vomit in Jusco in front of the crowd. I was 9
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Oct 17 2011, 01:08 PM
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Went into the lift in my office building. Wanted to go down for a smoke. Let out a huge fart. The lift stopped at the next 5 floors. Everyone was staring at me. Just before we reached ground floor, i ter-let out one more huge fart. The smell was awesome and everyone stared at me for a couple of seconds. My GM was in the lift.
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Oct 17 2011, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE(Mollai @ Oct 17 2011, 11:58 AM) plain water lah.. kns. imagine dripping vanilla ice cream on titty there there's no explaination on those most embarrasing moments. they just so happen at the wrong time. lol |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:36 PM
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QUOTE(Pink Spider @ Oct 17 2011, 01:25 PM) imagine dripping vanilla ice cream on titty there fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
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Oct 17 2011, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE(munak991 @ Oct 17 2011, 12:47 PM) Not everyone know the set of cutlery. thank god we are not friends.even i first time dine i use Steak knife to spread butter on my bread |
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Oct 17 2011, 05:37 PM
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moar moar moar!!
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Oct 17 2011, 10:53 PM
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bump!!!
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Oct 17 2011, 10:55 PM
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There was one day, i go cycle to my aunty's house. take things for my mom.. so my right hand carrying glass of sweet(Sticky). And my left brake spoil already.. so i still cycle likeaboss, bcos is going down hill, windy mah. when reach my house, i wanna stop den i like omg. den i bang into a Wira. The side mirror drop ady. i damn malu faster go back home. tell my mother i kena accident. haha.
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Oct 17 2011, 11:11 PM
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Most embarrassing moment is on valentines day. i got crush on this girl, cun and very popular in school. few days ago, i bought this teddy bear and my fren ask to give her on V day. So the day came, i walk damn nervously to her class. When i saw her sitting there, my face turn super red like tomato, my heart beat damn fast. then when i want to give the teddy, my fren push me from back, i fell direct at her, luckily got 1 chair there and i manage to grab it, if not whole body on her liao
. Then so super shy already, i walk out from her class, i saw every student standing outside corridor laughing, and smiling at me. sibeh shy man. |
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Oct 17 2011, 11:24 PM
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got one time at a escalator.. got this 3 guys in front of me.. 2 guys were together, the other guy is a new guy just met them.. so this new guy, shake hands with the 2 guys.. then suddenly he shove his hand to me too.. without thinking i just shake his hand, smiling some more.. then i just realized "what the hell am i doing?".. the guy also pelik.. at the end of the escalator i walk away as fast as i could.. haha.. damn, now im starting to do weird things..
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Oct 17 2011, 11:55 PM
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moar
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Oct 18 2011, 12:10 AM
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I went to supermarket ...suddenly a gal call me like "Hey! Enjoy ahh come shopping!" But i dunno who is her and that time i scared i forgot who is her so i just go along "You also enjoy come shopping!" Then we talk talk talk like know each other ....in the end i really no clue who is she so i ask her name and tht time i only know we really dunno each other ...FuuUuu
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Oct 18 2011, 12:21 AM
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Was staying with friend during my 1st year in uni. The bathroom is attached to both of our room, so the toilet has two doors. Friend was doing his business in the toilet while I was studying in my room. I asked him to tune down his music in his room by shouting to the toilet. Then at midnight, want to go toilet, realized he forgot to unlock the toilet door at my side, so have to walk pass his room to use the toilet. Then I stepped on something slimy when walking pass his room. He was sleeping and it was dark. and FUUUUUUUUUUU, after switching on the light in the toilet only I know what is that...... then wake him up and asked him why got shit on the floor.. next day all house mates knew I stepped on human shit......
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Oct 18 2011, 12:21 AM
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hhahaha this thread is epic la. moar moar!!
i'm sure a common one all of us kena before. send some stupid SMS to the wrong person and then trying to twist and turn to cover it up. |
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Oct 18 2011, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(iLegend @ Oct 18 2011, 12:21 AM) Was staying with friend during my 1st year in uni. The bathroom is attached to both of our room, so the toilet has two doors. Friend was doing his business in the toilet while I was studying in my room. I asked him to tune down his music in his room by shouting to the toilet. Then at midnight, want to go toilet, realized he forgot to unlock the toilet door at my side, so have to walk pass his room to use the toilet. Then I stepped on something slimy when walking pass his room. He was sleeping and it was dark. and FUUUUUUUUUUU, after switching on the light in the toilet only I know what is that...... then wake him up and asked him why got shit on the floor.. next day all house mates knew I stepped on human shit...... That is still ok ...i remember my foundation year the hostel shared toilet was so crap ...i left my shampoo at one of the cubical and the Hong Kong dude was in the cubical i ask him can pass me my shampoo he just open door naked and gave me my bottle of shampoo. Then the China dude when he's doing his business he never close door ...i walk into it and he was like looking at me back. Thats insane... |
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Oct 18 2011, 05:26 AM
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I bought something online so wanted to meet up with the seller for COD..
Phoned the seller and he said "Ok, I'll wait for you in front of McD, see you there" So I arrived and gatal dowant to call the seller again, thinking "ah, he must be looking for me as well" So I parked and walked out from the car, I saw this guy who was chatting with another guy in front of McD. This guy (teenager) saw me and smiled and turned to me.. so I approached him and shook his hand - he was still smiling - I asked "Dah lama sampai?", he responded "Baru je", so I asked him back "Barang ada?" and his face from smiling turned to like super nervous or something "Barang apa bang? Saya tak kenal abang pun" and I was like.. "Eh you bukan Man ke?" and he was like "Bukan bang..saya tak jual barang bang" So I shook his hand again, said sorry wrong person and I walked away... Fuuu~ that fella must've thought I wanted to buy some drugs or something... Anyway, I called the seller and he said "I'm on the way!" Farker.. This post has been edited by neato4u: Oct 18 2011, 05:27 AM |
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Oct 18 2011, 05:31 AM
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QUOTE(cofin @ Oct 18 2011, 12:28 AM) That is still ok ...i remember my foundation year the hostel shared toilet was so crap ...i left my shampoo at one of the cubical and the Hong Kong dude was in the cubical i ask him can pass me my shampoo he just open door naked and gave me my bottle of shampoo. Then the China dude when he's doing his business he never close door ...i walk into it and he was like looking at me back. Thats insane... LOL. Negative attitude towards human anatomy of members of similar sex is one of the signs that you are insecure about yourself |
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Oct 18 2011, 05:46 AM
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in a restaurant, walking down the stair, the moment almost reach the door and my phone just rang. when I pull out my phone in my pocket and BANG!!! forehead bleeding GAO GAO....
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Oct 18 2011, 05:48 AM
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Was peeping one girl boobs end up caught by her bf , he ask " kid what r u looking at??" ..
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Oct 18 2011, 06:03 AM
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hahahahahahaha
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Oct 18 2011, 06:06 AM
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Oct 18 2011, 06:28 AM
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i was in charge on doing some slideshow for my class reunion, so im using my lappy, then, when im scrolling through my files to show some of our old pictar together, i accidentally click the wrong file and fuuuuuuuu, so many prawn inside...... needless to say, im not looking forward to another reunion in a long time... =_=
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Oct 18 2011, 11:05 AM
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QUOTE(neato4u @ Oct 18 2011, 05:26 AM) I bought something online so wanted to meet up with the seller for COD.. lawak gila oh, boleh pula dia nak senyum salam segala.Phoned the seller and he said "Ok, I'll wait for you in front of McD, see you there" So I arrived and gatal dowant to call the seller again, thinking "ah, he must be looking for me as well" So I parked and walked out from the car, I saw this guy who was chatting with another guy in front of McD. This guy (teenager) saw me and smiled and turned to me.. so I approached him and shook his hand - he was still smiling - I asked "Dah lama sampai?", he responded "Baru je", so I asked him back "Barang ada?" and his face from smiling turned to like super nervous or something "Barang apa bang? Saya tak kenal abang pun" and I was like.. "Eh you bukan Man ke?" and he was like "Bukan bang..saya tak jual barang bang" So I shook his hand again, said sorry wrong person and I walked away... Fuuu~ that fella must've thought I wanted to buy some drugs or something... Anyway, I called the seller and he said "I'm on the way!" Farker.. |
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Oct 18 2011, 06:56 PM
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20 posts Joined: Sep 2008 From: petaling jaya
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moarrr
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Oct 18 2011, 07:18 PM
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When I was std 1 I accidentally kiss a girl in the cheek, she scold me like mad and complain to teacher,kena marah kau kau in class.
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Oct 18 2011, 07:45 PM
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nothing much on me...
just once 'terberak dalam seluar in the class'.. whole pupils in the school know.. they call me 'shit man'..after 15 years they still call me that. |
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Oct 18 2011, 08:01 PM
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QUOTE(Crys_Crys @ Oct 9 2011, 01:26 PM) this will be funny to see... i have second story.like this.[I]one day my exboss ask me take cheque from one school.so i go la take cheque.BUT i put the cheque in my motorcycle basket.so i pun in rempit mode.but suddenly that cheque terjatuh atas jalan raya..so i emergency break and try find the cheque.at the same time one lorry lalu that road and pijak that cheque(got kesan tayar) and suddenly angin tiup tiup already terus masuk lopak.got water inside. tebal muka return balik ke sekolah mintak cheque baru.ini baru satu cerita.nanti aku ceritakan satu lagi cerita pasal cheque.until now i still keep the damage cheque for reference. |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:10 PM
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first week of secondary school. i was quite famous already for my name. i
seldom go to the toilets and that day my pipe already want burst. so i no choice but to go to the school's toilet. first week mah, not familiar with the place. plus i didn't attend orientation week. so i jalan2 and ternampak entrance. i stare inside and notice the sink. i look up and didn't notice the girls sign. so i terus enter and thought after entering got divide boys and girls one. mana tau i step in. i see all girls. then i was like '??' in my head. i was about to walk in when a girl told me the boys toilet is over the other side. embarrass to the max cause she probably know me thanks to my name. |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:13 PM
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salah toilet
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Oct 18 2011, 09:19 PM
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moar!
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Oct 18 2011, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE(JohnDillinger @ Oct 18 2011, 09:13 PM) salah toilet good thing girls only have cubical not like boys standing up exposed and do his thing |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:27 PM
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there's also another story. my school got a retard. only saw him during the 1st year of secondary school. he always like to act bruce lee and do his acts in front of everyone humiliating himself. then i was like quite fond of his acts cause they make me lol hard. then got one incident totally gave bad impressions of him to me. i was going to the toilet again to do my thing. then i saw him squating at the place where we wee wee, his thing facing outwards. he was squating at the right side 1st corner. if girls are standing at the kedai buku staring over the boys toilet they will surely see his thing. i entered the toilet ignoring him. that's when i see the world's most horrible thing. a poop right in the centre of the walkway. i terus cabut keluar.
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Oct 18 2011, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(y2kK @ Oct 18 2011, 07:45 PM) nothing much on me... kesian just once 'terberak dalam seluar in the class'.. whole pupils in the school know.. they call me 'shit man'..after 15 years they still call me that. |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:41 PM
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shyt just nao happen..
i just enter wrong car.. the aweks just terlopong then i was like..oh shi-..sorry.. Bam run..LOL |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:46 PM
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happen to me in ikano, took out my parking ticket from my wallet, so busy searching for it until i reach the ticket machine, and try to insert it, realising why it wouldnt go in...
i look on top, coke machine. Th guard beside stare at me like one kind. |
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Oct 18 2011, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE(wilsonjay @ Oct 18 2011, 09:46 PM) happen to me in ikano, took out my parking ticket from my wallet, so busy searching for it until i reach the ticket machine, and try to insert it, realising why it wouldnt go in... Epic win. I once approached a coke machine and pressed the coin release button, two RM1 coins came out of the machine and got the drink for free.i look on top, coke machine. Th guard beside stare at me like one kind. |
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Oct 18 2011, 10:17 PM
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When I was working as OL in Singapore, as u all know, for ladies sure wearing high heel. When halfway crossing the traffic pedestrian, suddenly slipped and fell. The worst thing, it was during office hour which crowded with people.
Within a second, stand straight and continue walking with painful legs. And the best part is, have to pretend nothing happened before. |
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Oct 18 2011, 11:19 PM
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During primary school i joined librarian then at final year, a few girl's (i think got 6-7 girls, i dun remember exactly) and 2 guys (including me) were selected as senior librarian. Then the other guy suddenly quit left me 1 guy.
So once got big meeting with principle, she called me 'a thorn among the roses' then everyone LOLed. Then spread among juniors. So embarrassed that time. But despite being 'a thorn among the roses' i manage to finish my duty for the whole year  |
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Oct 18 2011, 11:30 PM
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went to the curve few weeks ago, whole day felt blur, cant focus, when paying at the ticket machine, i try to put in my ticket in the insert paper money slot...one young man came and told me, "is the other hole"....
i just replied "oh, ok ok" i felt so embarrassed |
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Oct 18 2011, 11:36 PM
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this happen to me last week........
I at my college as usual,attending my marketing class.......our class actually a lecture theater sitting like theater too, i with my friends always sit at the few last row on the top........then got a group presenting, 7 girls (friends also).......got 4 lecturers sitting see the presentation.......after the girls finish their presentation its the QnA session......they ask a question, "what the meaning of CBU??"........we don't have any clue coz we didn't listen to them.....then i like joking with my friends say CBU stands for "***** U" ........i thought no body hear it except my friends but who know the whole class hear it and everyone laughing n looking at me even the lectures was looking at me ........then i walk out the class with my friends like nothing happen ......but everyone still keep looking at me ......The most worst thing........they still looking at me and laughing when i enter back the class like 45 minutes later....!!!! |
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Oct 18 2011, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(TK23 @ Oct 18 2011, 11:36 PM) this happen to me last week........ lecture hall have very good acoustic i tell you.. got once my lecturer was teaching a complicated subject.. and my friend baru come back from lalaland and he suddenly see that complicated stuff, he mumbled, "what the shit is this?" and my lecturer replied.. "xyz, this is not shit.. this is digital signal processing"I at my college as usual,attending my marketing class.......our class actually a lecture theater sitting like theater too, i with my friends always sit at the few last row on the top........then got a group presenting, 7 girls (friends also).......got 4 lecturers sitting see the presentation.......after the girls finish their presentation its the QnA session......they ask a question, "what the meaning of CBU??"........we don't have any clue coz we didn't listen to them.....then i like joking with my friends say CBU stands for "***** U" ........i thought no body hear it except my friends but who know the whole class hear it and everyone laughing n looking at me even the lectures was looking at me ........then i walk out the class with my friends like nothing happen ......but everyone still keep looking at me ......The most worst thing........they still looking at me and laughing when i enter back the class like 45 minutes later....!!!! |
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Oct 19 2011, 12:20 AM
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i remember during standard 2. i shit in my pants during exam. teacher ask me is it i shit in my pants, den everybody laugh.. den when going home. last time stay apartment. so use lift go up. alot people.. 1 of my classmate also in there. my house 15th floor. den this aunty say. wahh, who shit eh. so smelly. the girl(my classmate) straight point at me. and i go home and cry.
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Oct 19 2011, 12:20 AM
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QUOTE(tctham @ Oct 18 2011, 11:49 PM) lecture hall have very good acoustic i tell you.. got once my lecturer was teaching a complicated subject.. and my friend baru come back from lalaland and he suddenly see that complicated stuff, he mumbled, "what the shit is this?" and my lecturer replied.. "xyz, this is not shit.. this is digital signal processing" LoL.....nice lec  Same as my friend but different abit la........my lec start teach us a new chapter thats damn hard......then my friend say "f*** this la"......then my lecturer replied....."sorry u cant f*** the slide"........then the whole class go LOL.....!!!!! |
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Oct 19 2011, 12:22 AM
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ayam just ordered KFC dinner plate with "no sayur" ... ayam want to say "no wing" ... the cashier make a weird face ... owaiiiii
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Oct 19 2011, 12:25 AM
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lol think order warung burger is it?
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Oct 19 2011, 12:33 AM
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i mistake a water vanding machine as auto teller machine...dem malu
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Oct 20 2011, 01:48 PM
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Moar !!! Moar !!!
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Oct 20 2011, 01:54 PM
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last time go PC fair, was given a big paper bag... since a lot of people... was walking sideways and squeezing through the crowd then my paper bag was getting further away from me, then i tarik it went up an uncle's ass crack, some more the uncle was talking to an amoi selling PC stuff, he went like "wuuuuhhhhh" sharp tone and turned back and looked at me, the amoi laughing then i say sorry uncle and kept walking
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Oct 20 2011, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE(kenji1903 @ Oct 20 2011, 01:54 PM) last time go PC fair, was given a big paper bag... since a lot of people... was walking sideways and squeezing through the crowd then my paper bag was getting further away from me, then i tarik it went up an uncle's ass crack, some more the uncle was talking to an amoi selling PC stuff, he went like "wuuuuhhhhh" sharp tone and turned back and looked at me, the amoi laughing then i say sorry uncle and kept walking Epic WTF!!Been following this thread for days moar!! |
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Oct 20 2011, 06:45 PM
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More pweas~
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Oct 20 2011, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE(justinkuay @ Oct 19 2011, 12:20 AM) i remember during standard 2. i shit in my pants during exam. teacher ask me is it i shit in my pants, den everybody laugh.. den when going home. last time stay apartment. so use lift go up. alot people.. 1 of my classmate also in there. my house 15th floor. den this aunty say. wahh, who shit eh. so smelly. the girl(my classmate) straight point at me. and i go home and cry. lol .....i remember i sit behind a dude that shit in his pants ....i keep ask who shit in pants for the whole day cause it damn smelly ...sekali the dude in front of me stand up i straight see tahi dropping out from his pants .....FML |
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Oct 20 2011, 07:13 PM
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Remember during high school , damn proud with my bicycle.
Used to cycle around my house area, one day saw my friends, act cool , cycle standing up and waving at them, next thing i know lost control. Later had to call bapa go hospital , tangan patah. Next day they saw me with plaster laugh like shit. |
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Oct 21 2011, 10:02 PM
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moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 21 2011, 10:20 PM
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this happen during form 2, my teacher call a volunteer to stand up for a reading something in front of my class..
damn i'm so scared becoz my "steel" damn straight that time, and not wearing underwear only boxer. but shit, no volunteer to read that thing so end up my teacher called me then, so i go.. stand in front like a boss. all the girls including my teacher which is female just smile that time. wewwwww.. damn malu sialll This post has been edited by ayam001: Oct 21 2011, 10:27 PM |
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Oct 21 2011, 10:24 PM
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^LOL I was always trying to avoid that!so it does happened to people!
feel you bro |
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Oct 21 2011, 10:28 PM
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When i was standard 2 , i scared go to the toilet bcoz the smell. Then one day my perut very sakit mang at class . I try to tahan , then boom the shit came out , gooding then smell like shit .
4 year i ppl say that i shit ask friend help |
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Oct 21 2011, 10:43 PM
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In Form 4, I moved to new school, they were calling name to inform which class will the students be placed into, my name came up and i walked to front, suddenly one more guy also came forward. It was his name, FUUUUUUUUU.........
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Oct 21 2011, 10:45 PM
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Primary school, I foreveralone fight against 5-6 bullies and always get beaten up in front of the crowd. Everyone was cheering for the bullies and boo-ing me. They always make fun of me everytime I lost.
No one wants to be my friend at that time so my childhood is foreveralone. Still living feeling embarrassed losing to bullies in front of girls some more.... True Story bro.  |
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Oct 22 2011, 12:47 AM
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Last Thursday i went to class, it was in the lecture hall.
Lecturer haven't arrived so i sat, listening to music, then suddenly "piapp!" a lecturer hentam back of my head with a book. i gave her a 'wtf' look, then she went all red, saying: eh, sori, silap orang, saya ingat awak student saya. i was like :FFFFUUUUUUU, nasib baik kau lecturer. what kind of effing lecturers does that to students anyway? fuark. |
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Oct 22 2011, 12:50 AM
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QUOTE(mechazawa11 @ Oct 21 2011, 10:43 PM) In Form 4, I moved to new school, they were calling name to inform which class will the students be placed into, my name came up and i walked to front, suddenly one more guy also came forward. It was his name, FUUUUUUUUU......... this .. lololololol |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:07 PM
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this is a true story about a pupil of my friend who is a teacher in a rural school somewhere in south m'sia.
this Std 2 pupil called A is a pupil of really low IQ. one day, their school got visited by officers from Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri. as usual, the officers did checkup on school's documents and interact with pupils. one of the officer who is in charge of everything on intervention (that means pemulihan) talks to A. from what my friend describe, the officer look to blame teachers for failing to teach A properly. here comes the embarrass moment. while talking to teacher who is responsible, this officer gave A some sweet. A took one of it and ATE IT WITHOUT TOOK OFF ITS PLASTIC PACKAGE. the officer's face went white and quickly took out the sweet from A's mouth. other pupils saw this and laughs at A (along with the officer of course). |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(sosostupid @ Oct 2 2011, 11:55 PM) secondary school, form 5, during recess, imma go buy food alot ppl crowded, i took my nasi lemak ready to pay, i move my elbow back and insert my hand to my pocket, when elbow-ing back, i hit a girl's boobs, i did not know, i look back. she stare at me, i smile. kthxbye more please...... |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(Wanthanaporn @ Oct 22 2011, 10:39 PM) more please...... more of what? story ended d la... tis is no sex story u pervert |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(richardss @ Oct 22 2011, 10:43 PM) more of what? story ended d la... tis is no sex story u pervert He he he .... u seem interested too eh hidden sukebe ?? ~~ its ok.. i understand. |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE(justinkuay @ Oct 19 2011, 12:20 AM) i remember during standard 2. i shit in my pants during exam. teacher ask me is it i shit in my pants, den everybody laugh.. den when going home. last time stay apartment. so use lift go up. alot people.. 1 of my classmate also in there. my house 15th floor. den this aunty say. wahh, who shit eh. so smelly. the girl(my classmate) straight point at me. and i go home and cry. QUOTE(cofin @ Oct 20 2011, 06:58 PM) lol .....i remember i sit behind a dude that shit in his pants ....i keep ask who shit in pants for the whole day cause it damn smelly ...sekali the dude in front of me stand up i straight see tahi dropping out from his pants .....FML QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Oct 21 2011, 10:28 PM) When i was standard 2 , i scared go to the toilet bcoz the smell. Then one day my perut very sakit mang at class . I try to tahan , then boom the shit came out , gooding then smell like shit . wad de heull.. so many shit in pants story...4 year i ppl say that i shit ask friend help |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(happy_berry @ Oct 22 2011, 10:48 PM) wad de heull.. so many shit in pants story... shit in d pants is the new sexy ~~ u donno meh ? u became popular n whole school will know you until u finished primary skool... |
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Oct 22 2011, 10:51 PM
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took the wrong escalator from 1st floor to 2nd floor. instead of taking the left one, i took the right one. no wonder rasa mcm tak naik2 je... me troll
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Oct 22 2011, 10:59 PM
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got 1, my friend have no money to ride a bus, he keep ride the bus and didn't inform me that he got no money. after arrive the destination then he said he got no money to pay instead lend him money to pay, in my mind wtf just now you tell me. luckly 3min later i meet my uncle there and help my friend pay. so malu
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Oct 22 2011, 11:19 PM
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slept overnight at my friend's house with my boxers on...next morning...abis down part poking out pants..morning wood la kan...all laughing puas2 watching while i still snoring =_=
another 1...me and my INDIAN friends went to 7eleven...one of my friend looked at durex condom and straight away asked the lady cashier 'akak ini apa? chewing gum ka? kenapa sampai 10 ringgit?' LMAO.. |
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Oct 22 2011, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(poke_meh @ Oct 22 2011, 12:47 AM) Last Thursday i went to class, it was in the lecture hall. that 1 she malu not u maluLecturer haven't arrived so i sat, listening to music, then suddenly "piapp!" a lecturer hentam back of my head with a book. i gave her a 'wtf' look, then she went all red, saying: eh, sori, silap orang, saya ingat awak student saya. i was like :FFFFUUUUUUU, nasib baik kau lecturer. what kind of effing lecturers does that to students anyway? fuark. |
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Oct 22 2011, 11:42 PM
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U turn at ONE WAY road then pak polisi pasang lampu kejar
But not sengaja 1, mlm2 1st time pass that road... inb4: Jalan at penang really manyak 1 way LOL.. |
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Oct 22 2011, 11:44 PM
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when i was 13 i get bully by some of the gangster in my classmate everyone are looking at me by that time...im weak and don't have the guts to fight back coz im alone everyone are looking down on me.
this is the most embarrassing in my life and i promise to myself when im grow up i'll offer a group and hunt this people down 1 by 1 money is not an issue for me. |
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Oct 22 2011, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(sosostupid @ Oct 2 2011, 11:55 PM) secondary school, form 5, during recess, imma go buy food alot ppl crowded, i took my nasi lemak ready to pay, i move my elbow back and insert my hand to my pocket, when elbow-ing back, i hit a girl's boobs, i did not know, i look back. she stare at me, i smile. kthxbye i remember during sch time when you try to pick up broom lazy style normally use ur feet to step on the broom head then stick it will go up .....mana tau a girl standing at the end of the stick sekali pijak the girl upskirt coz the stick raise it and she shock then quickly pressing down her skirt and say "woiiiiiiii" or during secondary sch time i sometimes use bus to go home if there is extra curriculum in the afternoon .....then one time a cute girl standing beside me while i'm seating like a bawse coz the bus is pack suddenly the driver brake the girl loose balance fall and sit on my lap then she say sorry try to stand up loose balance again and fall and sit on my lap again ....i malu and help her up then offer her to sit my place she also malu keep reject and i keep insist her to sit then her fren keep ejek us like couple (actually i dun even farking know who she was) one ultimate normal one is caught red handed ...the girl leaning on the table asking you something then her 2 coconut show up ...u busy ogling it then suddenly she realize it and press her shirt and say "woiiiiii" |
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Oct 23 2011, 12:03 AM
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^wat shit you posting? I don't even see a hint of you being embarrassed..
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Oct 23 2011, 12:05 AM
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QUOTE(Genzyme @ Oct 22 2011, 11:33 PM) that 1 she malu not u malu yea la i wrote in behalf of her. |
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Oct 23 2011, 12:07 AM
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LOLLLLL
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Oct 23 2011, 12:09 AM
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I was late to catch my flight that day. After arrived at airport I straight went did the check in, drop luggage etc and when wanted to go to security checking I was like What The Fish! So long the queue! I thought confirmed tak sempat ni. So I straight cut the queue telling them my flight is almost want to take off.
Then when I go the gate it is closed! I even tried to open it by force but it is locked already. And all people there staring at me! In my mind die la me, sure the plane take off already. I ran like a hell back to the counter and ask the staff to tell the plane wait for me. Then she said... "Encik, flight tu belum berlepas lagi. Gate pun kami x bukak lagi". I was like...... Then I see the departure info at screen stated that it is delayed about 20 minutes. I so damn malu weh.. everyone is just looking at me after that..haha Before this everytime I arrived at airport the first thing I see sure is the departure info. Dunno why that day I forgot to see liao |
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Oct 23 2011, 12:33 AM
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QUOTE(Economics Crisis @ Oct 22 2011, 11:44 PM) when i was 13 i get bully by some of the gangster in my classmate everyone are looking at me by that time...im weak and don't have the guts to fight back coz im alone everyone are looking down on me. you sounds very familiar to me....this is the most embarrassing in my life and i promise to myself when im grow up i'll offer a group and hunt this people down 1 by 1 money is not an issue for me. |
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Oct 23 2011, 12:59 AM
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QUOTE(squarepilot @ Oct 23 2011, 12:33 AM) you sounds very familiar to me.... wanna hire me to hunt them down?  |
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Oct 23 2011, 01:13 AM
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waved to a stranger which i thought he was my uncle.
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Oct 23 2011, 01:30 AM
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waved back at stranger that u think he/she waved at ya. In fact they waved at the people behind you.. FFFFUUUUUU~
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Oct 23 2011, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE(zZNekoChanZz @ Oct 21 2011, 10:45 PM) Primary school, I foreveralone fight against 5-6 bullies and always get beaten up in front of the crowd. Everyone was cheering for the bullies and boo-ing me. They always make fun of me everytime I lost. No one wants to be my friend at that time so my childhood is foreveralone. Still living feeling embarrassed losing to bullies in front of girls some more.... True Story bro.  not hard to imagine y.... |
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Oct 23 2011, 01:35 AM
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hitting the shiny glass door..thought the door is open..
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Oct 23 2011, 01:36 AM
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when i was still a kid.. maybe primary student that time..
tinggi only like 100cm or so.. went to one of my mom's dinner.. my mom went to the toilet.. i dunno where she go.. the place was too crowded.. p/s mom wore red dress.. i cried craving for her.. get down from the chair.. i saw a woman who wore the same dress ( red ) as my mother.. run while crying so bad .. and hugged her leg.. ~.. and it turned out it was not my mother.. LOL! |
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Oct 23 2011, 01:37 AM
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When i was young, about 6 years old, I held a random woman's hand and called her mummy. The woman look at me like one kind. Damn malu.. Still remember even after 10+ years
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Oct 23 2011, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(iLegend @ Oct 18 2011, 12:21 AM) Was staying with friend during my 1st year in uni. The bathroom is attached to both of our room, so the toilet has two doors. Friend was doing his business in the toilet while I was studying in my room. I asked him to tune down his music in his room by shouting to the toilet. Then at midnight, want to go toilet, realized he forgot to unlock the toilet door at my side, so have to walk pass his room to use the toilet. Then I stepped on something slimy when walking pass his room. He was sleeping and it was dark. and FUUUUUUUUUUU, after switching on the light in the toilet only I know what is that...... then wake him up and asked him why got shit on the floor.. next day all house mates knew I stepped on human shit...... I'm fuvking curious. Why is there shit on the floor? Your housemate animal is it?This post has been edited by prelude23: Oct 23 2011, 02:47 AM |
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Oct 23 2011, 02:36 AM
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QUOTE(iAdor3 Naz @ Oct 23 2011, 01:36 AM) when i was still a kid.. maybe primary student that time.. I feel you bro. Same thing happen to me. Hug wrong mom.tinggi only like 100cm or so.. went to one of my mom's dinner.. my mom went to the toilet.. i dunno where she go.. the place was too crowded.. p/s mom wore red dress.. i cried craving for her.. get down from the chair.. i saw a woman who wore the same dress ( red ) as my mother.. run while crying so bad .. and hugged her leg.. ~.. and it turned out it was not my mother.. LOL! |
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Oct 23 2011, 03:20 AM
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QUOTE(Sai91 @ Oct 23 2011, 01:35 AM) hitting the shiny glass door..thought the door is open.. plus come out from lecturer's room, there was a beautiful woman sitting out there waiting for their turn.. |
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QUOTE(cofin @ Oct 22 2011, 11:46 PM) i remember during sch time when you try to pick up broom lazy style normally use ur feet to step on the broom head then stick it will go up .....mana tau a girl standing at the end of the stick sekali pijak the girl upskirt coz the stick raise it and she shock then quickly pressing down her skirt and say "woiiiiiiii" Ini confirm cipta story jsut to syok sendiri. Pathetic. or during secondary sch time i sometimes use bus to go home if there is extra curriculum in the afternoon .....then one time a cute girl standing beside me while i'm seating like a bawse coz the bus is pack suddenly the driver brake the girl loose balance fall and sit on my lap then she say sorry try to stand up loose balance again and fall and sit on my lap again ....i malu and help her up then offer her to sit my place she also malu keep reject and i keep insist her to sit then her fren keep ejek us like couple (actually i dun even farking know who she was) one ultimate normal one is caught red handed ...the girl leaning on the table asking you something then her 2 coconut show up ...u busy ogling it then suddenly she realize it and press her shirt and say "woiiiiii" |
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;_; It was a trend to go slapping someone's ass back in primary school(don't ask, some boy just started it). I was talking to some other kid when one of my friends hit mine, I went WTF! REVENGE TIME! And I went up to him and slapped his ass, and he turned around, shocked, we both were. He was not my friend(but he sported the same hairstyle), and I slapped a senior's butt for no reason. I walked away as if nothing happened. <_>
Was doing air guitar in class(college classes were ending, so most of us, except me obviously, were packing up, ready to leave), singing and all, and then I turned around, to see three girls(from the next class) staring at me, trying hard not to laugh. My hands were dangerously close to one of their asses(One girl was having her back faced at me). I did another air "twannnggg" and walked away as if nothing happened. Again. <_> |
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Oct 23 2011, 05:14 PM
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Moar!
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Oct 23 2011, 07:16 PM
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form 1....u know our tables in classroom are arranged in such a way where there's pathways in between? there's once when i try to reach out my hand to get sumthg from my friend, then there's this girl quite cun 1 during my class tht time, was running on the pathway to the front, cnt stop in time when my hand reach out, my hand slap on her boob.she jz give me one kind of look , i pretend nothing happen like a boss
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Oct 23 2011, 08:43 PM
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moaar! so funny LOL!
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Oct 25 2011, 09:46 AM
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Oct 25 2011, 10:59 AM
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I pee together with a friend at a open space parking at cameron highland after a beer session.
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Oct 25 2011, 11:03 AM
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QUOTE(ZeneticX @ Oct 23 2011, 07:16 PM) form 1....u know our tables in classroom are arranged in such a way where there's pathways in between? there's once when i try to reach out my hand to get sumthg from my friend, then there's this girl quite cun 1 during my class tht time, was running on the pathway to the front, cnt stop in time when my hand reach out, my hand slap on her boob.she jz give me one kind of look , i pretend nothing happen like a boss form 1? srsly where got boob at from 1...u can rasa |
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Oct 25 2011, 11:21 AM
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one day my fren baru lepas SUNAT.. then he so pround what he achieve, he stand on the chair and start showing his d*** to all boys.. suddenly one girl see it and felt so malu..
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Oct 25 2011, 03:18 PM
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While taking part in a oblation run (go google and click images if you don't know) the string to my mask bust revealing my face. Ohmai
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Oct 25 2011, 03:48 PM
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College finished replace the big windows at the library building, I didn't notice and walk straight into it...
QUOTE(justinkuay @ Oct 23 2011, 02:36 AM) I feel you bro. Same thing happen to me. Hug wrong mom. was it just the few of us... or everyone did experience hugging the wrong mom when they are young??This post has been edited by neozetta: Oct 25 2011, 03:51 PM |
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Oct 25 2011, 07:00 PM
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great thread
my story: 1)wanna pay parking ticket at alamanda.put in,reject.maybe wrong side,put in again,error. i wonder why.damn angry,then i saw a hint of orange,look back,damn,last week's sunway pyramid parking ticket 2)wanna go back to my house after class,throttle my bike,like vroom,vroom,got some chick look at me that time.then,put in gear,somehow,miss time the clutch,the bike like jumping2 one.damn malu.after that,sped off blushingly 3)go to pc store,wanna buy micro usb-usb wire.after pick it up,wanna stand up,my head hit the shelf,i went up.then my hand hit the opposite shelf,couple of mouse boxes drop.pick it up,then my head hit the shelf again.damn malu. the pc guy like,"is he alright?drunk ka? "with my gf that time.1st time hit,she laugh,after the 3rd hit, she ask,are u ok?xsihat?demam? |
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Oct 25 2011, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(Stab Your Back @ Oct 25 2011, 11:03 AM) form 1? srsly where got boob at from 1... got...not yet fully developed oni u can rasa |
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Oct 25 2011, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE(ZeneticX @ Oct 25 2011, 07:01 PM) got...not yet fully developed oni the freshest one right before it mature... |
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Oct 27 2011, 05:24 PM
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Oct 27 2011, 06:56 PM
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Weeks ago it was around 11.30pm I drove my GF to a garden. We start argue on something we couldn't agree with inside my car. It was a very heated argument and we quarrel like noody's business... suddenly someone knock my window and I was like "WTF None of your business!"
It turns out to be a policeman... Policeman ask me:"encik, apa u buat kat sini?" "..err, bincang-bincang..la" I answered "Apa u org bincang ni?" "bincang hati..." answered my GF... "kalau nak bincang, carilah kedai makan ke... bahaya tau dekat sini!.. kalau polis datang tak-apa, kalau orang lain datang susahlah..." "ok-ok encik...saya pergi skrg.." and I drove off... I saw the policeman laughing with his colleague when I look at the back mirror. |
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Oct 28 2011, 10:05 AM
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go garden planning to do wat jek
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Oct 28 2011, 12:05 PM
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QUOTE(Economics Crisis @ Oct 22 2011, 11:44 PM) when i was 13 i get bully by some of the gangster in my classmate everyone are looking at me by that time...im weak and don't have the guts to fight back coz im alone everyone are looking down on me. nama dan icon pun 'Economic Crisis' ... LOLthis is the most embarrassing in my life and i promise to myself when im grow up i'll offer a group and hunt this people down 1 by 1 money is not an issue for me. |
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Oct 28 2011, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE(mechazawa11 @ Oct 21 2011, 10:43 PM) In Form 4, I moved to new school, they were calling name to inform which class will the students be placed into, my name came up and i walked to front, suddenly one more guy also came forward. It was his name, FUUUUUUUUU......... no wonder in exam test paper fisth question always asked "Nama:"EDIT: Shit, sorry, double post. was not pay attention jus now.. dang This post has been edited by tg4121988: Oct 28 2011, 12:09 PM |
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Oct 28 2011, 12:19 PM
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ok my turn
One day i go klcc auditorium to listen those classical music, and when on middle of break of the concert all people come out and chit chat chit chat waiting for the second half Then suddenly "my brother" said he want to toilet so i said ok lor lets go, i walk walk and go into the washroom Shiit!!!! Thats Girl washroom and terkejut myself, the auntie janitory "Oooooi" me and got another "gui loh" woman saw me inside and run out panic So i fast fast turn back want to walk away and because the floor a bit wet i loose control and fall down After that luckily nothing happen and I didn't told anyone except /k/ |
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Oct 28 2011, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE(poke_meh @ Oct 22 2011, 12:47 AM) Last Thursday i went to class, it was in the lecture hall. must be local univ...if private college, lecturer sure kena already...Lecturer haven't arrived so i sat, listening to music, then suddenly "piapp!" a lecturer hentam back of my head with a book. i gave her a 'wtf' look, then she went all red, saying: eh, sori, silap orang, saya ingat awak student saya. i was like :FFFFUUUUUUU, nasib baik kau lecturer. what kind of effing lecturers does that to students anyway? fuark. |
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Oct 28 2011, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(Double_Ace @ Oct 25 2011, 03:18 PM) While taking part in a oblation run (go google and click images if you don't know) the string to my mask bust revealing my face. Ohmai I think mine still the most Embrarasing one |
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Oct 28 2011, 02:50 PM
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ok, here my story.
last saturday, i went to BTS by Monorail. When I arrived at Imbi station, and suddenly a malay girl came to me, girl:adik, adik ada ASB tak? me:oh, untuk PTPTN eh? girl:eh, itu SSPN bukan ASB. (laughing) me: oh really? oh dam maluand then i walk away like a boss |
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Oct 28 2011, 02:53 PM
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inside LRT, my fren shout "hey undentifiedkc, stop rubbing my butt", and all look at me
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Oct 28 2011, 03:06 PM
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i do presentation at my college with my zip open,all my friend laugh at me but im still not realize until i finish my presentation!WOo!dam!
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Oct 28 2011, 07:24 PM
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wallet oledi few years old, today at MJ when wanna top up T&G it broke in half when I take it out in public.. fuu damn embarrassing, card all bersepah on floor.
but I still will use this wallet. its a lucky one coz ever since I bought this one I never broke even when reaching end of month. |
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Oct 28 2011, 07:28 PM
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I went to KLCC, after done sent my laptop for repair, i went to putra station. Want to go back to kl sentral. Went to counter, and said like a bawse, KLCC.
KLCC. he made a weird face, then i emphasized even moar, KLCC!! Dik, sini la klcc.... i was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... kl sentral bang.. sorry... damn malu sial. |
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Oct 28 2011, 07:37 PM
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calling for someone on upper level at mall. go run over there, got wrong person.
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Oct 29 2011, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(Acher13 @ Oct 28 2011, 07:24 PM) wallet oledi few years old, today at MJ when wanna top up T&G it broke in half when I take it out in public.. fuu damn embarrassing, card all bersepah on floor. but I still will use this wallet. its a lucky one coz ever since I bought this one I never broke even when reaching end of month. |
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Oct 29 2011, 04:47 PM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2008 From: Subang Jaya
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i shitted in my pants inside my classroom when I was standard 1.
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Oct 29 2011, 05:25 PM
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Saw some people I don't wanna meet, goes to another direction, and yet met up again and gives this stupid fake grin. Yeah. Fark.
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Oct 29 2011, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(Acher13 @ Oct 28 2011, 07:24 PM) wallet oledi few years old, today at MJ when wanna top up T&G it broke in half when I take it out in public.. fuu damn embarrassing, card all bersepah on floor. This is winrar.but I still will use this wallet. its a lucky one coz ever since I bought this one I never broke even when reaching end of month. |
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Oct 29 2011, 05:29 PM
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i fart in tuition class SO ?
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Oct 29 2011, 05:32 PM
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went to kajang ktm,wanna go bangi,and simply said,cool-ly,without looking at the guy,as if in super hurry:
"kajang bang" he said,today,kajang free i feel kinda weird,inside my mind,"owh,maybe today ktm got special promotion. just about to go to enter the gate,saw the damn big signboard, KAJANG damn,run back to the guy," sorry bang,bangi bangi,bukan kajang" |
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Oct 30 2011, 04:06 PM
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MORE!
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Oct 30 2011, 04:16 PM
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3,098 posts Joined: Aug 2010 From: my house
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i fart in lrt
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Oct 30 2011, 04:57 PM
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2,058 posts Joined: Mar 2011 From: Today: 9:03 AM
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QUOTE(thieflord @ Oct 30 2011, 04:16 PM) i fart in lrt need pic.my most embarrassing ? taking a piss in public, when i was small. |
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Oct 30 2011, 05:03 PM
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Go eye klinik then the lady check my eye with a small fleshlight . Then i saw her booby. She saw me , i pretend nothing happend
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Oct 30 2011, 05:28 PM
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1,200 posts Joined: Feb 2006 From: Wangsa Maju
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i tangkap bola..tapi bola masuk dalam gol jugak..ayam like kene head shot..haih
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Oct 30 2011, 05:37 PM
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819 posts Joined: Apr 2010 From: Kitchen -_-
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Oct 30 2011, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(patienceGNR @ Oct 30 2011, 04:57 PM) need pic. how to take drillz of me farting? ==my most embarrassing ? taking a piss in public, when i was small. |
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Oct 30 2011, 05:58 PM
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after makan I was driving off at kuchai entrepreneur park, you know how jam and sempit that area, suddenly infront got a car reverse out from parking so i stop behind, she gostan so fast even i horn she didnt notice I was behind her and she knocked on my car, i got down, she pay and i complaint why she never look behind. A lot of ppl watching, then i get back into my car and I gostan and bang the car behind me, from inside my car with window all winded up I can hear ppl laughing at me, really super malu, have to go down and settle the car behind me.
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Oct 30 2011, 06:15 PM
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QUOTE(moorish @ Oct 30 2011, 05:58 PM) after makan I was driving off at kuchai entrepreneur park, you know how jam and sempit that area, suddenly infront got a car reverse out from parking so i stop behind, she gostan so fast even i horn she didnt notice I was behind her and she knocked on my car, i got down, she pay and i complaint why she never look behind. A lot of ppl watching, then i get back into my car and I gostan and bang the car behind me, from inside my car with window all winded up I can hear ppl laughing at me, really super malu, have to go down and settle the car behind me. LOL |
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Oct 30 2011, 06:38 PM
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992 posts Joined: Oct 2005 From: Subang Jaya
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went to MCD at hartamas....want to order the Chicken Foldover,
I loudly said " 1 Chicken Leftover"....then the cashier laugh...damn..... |
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Oct 30 2011, 06:42 PM
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kesian...
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Oct 30 2011, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE(moorish @ Oct 30 2011, 05:58 PM) after makan I was driving off at kuchai entrepreneur park, you know how jam and sempit that area, suddenly infront got a car reverse out from parking so i stop behind, she gostan so fast even i horn she didnt notice I was behind her and she knocked on my car, i got down, she pay and i complaint why she never look behind. A lot of ppl watching, then i get back into my car and I gostan and bang the car behind me, from inside my car with window all winded up I can hear ppl laughing at me, really super malu, have to go down and settle the car behind me. ini ini ...  |
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Oct 31 2011, 04:40 PM
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still remember when i was shop at Giant in Summit
It was Saturday, No plastic day in Selangor. That time i was buying some personal stuff for my self. When i reach the cashier counter, the cashier ask me either i need a plastic or not. So like a macho man who care a lot for environment, i said "NO NEED". So the girl nod understand. So i walk out the store, wandering all around the summit, lots of people start staring at me. I was confuse, n i start to realize that i'm buying two packs of underwear..and i hold it with my bare hand.. SHIATTTTTTTT |
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Nov 2 2011, 05:17 PM
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I DEMAND MORE
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Nov 2 2011, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(trinittrotoleune @ Oct 31 2011, 04:40 PM) still remember when i was shop at Giant in Summit must be 1Malaysia brand It was Saturday, No plastic day in Selangor. That time i was buying some personal stuff for my self. When i reach the cashier counter, the cashier ask me either i need a plastic or not. So like a macho man who care a lot for environment, i said "NO NEED". So the girl nod understand. So i walk out the store, wandering all around the summit, lots of people start staring at me. I was confuse, n i start to realize that i'm buying two packs of underwear..and i hold it with my bare hand.. SHIATTTTTTTT |
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Nov 2 2011, 06:31 PM
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just happen recently... shit in the toliet and after shit onli found out the water cleaner spoil. NO TISSUE,NO WATER, and lucky No PPL. I COVER mY bird and jump to another cubic to continue my clean my butt.
Malu for myself on tat time |
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Nov 2 2011, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Oct 30 2011, 05:03 PM) Go eye klinik then the lady check my eye with a small fleshlight . Then i saw her booby. She saw me , i pretend nothing happend ?! |
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Nov 2 2011, 06:50 PM
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When I'm alone I like to randomly put my wiener on things (especially cold things like metal)
When ever I take a shower I always pee and hit my feet cause i like the warmness i've killed 4 women in 8 states » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Nov 4 2011, 07:51 PM
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Nov 5 2011, 10:58 AM
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When I was in kindergarten that time my housing area got CNY celebration, so I go see lion dance after that I ran to hug my father, and found out it was my neighbour wearing same colour shirt with my father.
This happened few years back where we were on board EVA Air to Taipei. My uncle was travelling with us and this is the 1st time he not flying with Air Asia. When the air stewardess pushed the cart to distribute our meals, my uncle asked loudly (coz wearing earphones) "the meals are free"? Then everybody looked at us and I was malu-malu. And everytime when he listen to nice song in his earphone he will sing with the music and that time on the plane so quiet suddenly he sing the song and everybody looked at us again |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:12 AM
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when i was primary school that time,after i came out from toilet everybody starring and laughed at me,i dont care of them and still walk like "taiko". Then my best fren shout it loud "wooi u didnt zip ur pants and ur bird bird is showing outside hahaha"
That time i didnt wear spender..... |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:23 AM
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i talking talking to koliq, swing my hand here and dere, accidentally hit my baw's bewbs...
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Nov 5 2011, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 06:35 PM) Okay..come talk... lol this didnt embaress me at all.For me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not me if im fighting in the public and i lost.feel like killing myself mang |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(izzat003 @ Nov 5 2011, 11:23 AM) lol this didnt embaress me at all. y u fight fight ?me if im fighting in the public and i lost.feel like killing myself mang |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:28 AM
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I in primary std 1 , i didnt wear underwear that day
that day when halfday i go toilet kencing,then cannot close zip, whole day i try hide it until back in bus no place to sit i sit last row in the middle, there a very noisy and dirty fella got skin disease 1 , say aiya your bird fly out d , all the girls primary turn over to see and laugh. so shame and malu lo, unwanted attention. hehe but now i enjoyed it, |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:35 AM
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was in a rush to toilet in airport, straight went to Ladies to finish my business... came out got a lady staring at me at the handwash area.. FML
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Nov 5 2011, 12:00 PM
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couple months back, i went to Nando's in sungei wang. When the food sampai my table the i mah start to eat. As usual i like to take with ketchup. So when i take the ketchup to pour on my plate. As i open the ketchup cap then suddenly the ketchup bottle explode (POP) and the whole ketchup kena my face and shirt. Damn malu at that time. The waiter there buat bodoh only. then i call the manager to complain. I said why got bomb in the ketchup bottle? Everyone in the Nando's laugh like hell.
PS: The manager give me free meal. |
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Nov 5 2011, 12:12 PM
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this happend when 1 year i am working:
My bos ask me to take barang from one place.(adress:Jalan Jambu Batu-Jalan Kuching) so he ask me u know or not the road and he explain like this like that.and i am really poyo and said i know i know.....so start enjin moto at 2pm.and i go la...but i try to find out the adress tak jumpa jumpa. so i like terus jalan jalan.my bos already call many times and ask `Sudah ambil ka belum?`..and i just said `on the way` ....and then i dont know how i already at Dataran Merdeka. ...then my boss call again and said he already take the stok. |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(trinittrotoleune @ Oct 31 2011, 04:40 PM) still remember when i was shop at Giant in Summit HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaIt was Saturday, No plastic day in Selangor. That time i was buying some personal stuff for my self. When i reach the cashier counter, the cashier ask me either i need a plastic or not. So like a macho man who care a lot for environment, i said "NO NEED". So the girl nod understand. So i walk out the store, wandering all around the summit, lots of people start staring at me. I was confuse, n i start to realize that i'm buying two packs of underwear..and i hold it with my bare hand.. SHIATTTTTTTT |
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Nov 5 2011, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(K.I.T.T @ Nov 5 2011, 12:12 PM) this happend when 1 year i am working: My bos ask me to take barang from one place.(adress:Jalan Jambu Batu-Jalan Kuching) so he ask me u know or not the road and he explain like this like that.and i am really poyo and said i know i know.....so start enjin moto at 2pm.and i go la...but i try to find out the adress tak jumpa jumpa. so i like terus jalan jalan.my bos already call many times and ask `Sudah ambil ka belum?`..and i just said `on the way` ....and then i dont know how i already at Dataran Merdeka. ...then my boss call again and said he already take the stok. |
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Nov 6 2011, 12:00 AM
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Got caught recording in cinema
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Nov 6 2011, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(Jasonist @ Nov 5 2011, 11:35 AM) was in a rush to toilet in airport, straight went to Ladies to finish my business... came out got a lady staring at me at the handwash area.. FML LOL.. Same thing happened to me tooWent to Sunway Pyramid's toilet. The gents 1 got people muntah on the cubicle. So, me and my frens tot of going to the ladies 1. Fren went in and luckily no ladies were at ther.. And when its my turn.. LOL. Heard my frens giggling outside the toilet. I knew gt lady 1 come in adi. After doing my business, faster rush go out, and I say sorry to the aunty.. Fuhh.. Muka merah habis |
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Nov 6 2011, 12:26 AM
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MORE PLS
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Nov 6 2011, 01:31 AM
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bump
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Nov 6 2011, 02:03 AM
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actually u guys can post your embarrasing moments on P1 Potong Stim
https://apps.facebook.com/potongstimchannel/ Then can get features in videos!  |
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Nov 6 2011, 02:17 AM
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cry in public
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Nov 6 2011, 02:23 AM
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lol.. I dunno whether this counts or not but it was in a PUBLIC toilet..
I was a kid that time.. around 6 or 7 years old. Me and my family went to a shopping mall.. then I wanted to pee pee so we went to a public toilet. I ran inside and seeing back was my mum closing the door of the toilet for me.. the toilet itself was huge (I can't remember where) so I went to a cubicle and pee.. After done, I stepped out of the cubicle.. then I opened (which I thought) is the exit door... only to realize THAT IT IS ANOTHER TOILET CUBICLE INSTEAD!! So I cool man... I opened another one which I thought is the exit and IT'S ANOTHER DAMN TOILET CUBICLE! I stepped back and I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT! Wanted to cry already but all of a sudden my mum opened the door from outside... I walked out like a boss... AHHAHAHAHHAA.... SERIOUSLY I CAN'T FIND THE EXIT DOOR scary mang! |
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Nov 6 2011, 02:28 AM
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I attended a 3 day 2 night camp, all team need to present show on stage.
When our team perform,me fall down from chair and got about a few hundreds audience below |
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Nov 6 2011, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(amon_meiz @ Oct 29 2011, 05:32 PM) went to kajang ktm,wanna go bangi,and simply said,cool-ly,without looking at the guy,as if in super hurry: Ahahahaha that attendant also 'layan' you.. "kajang bang" he said,today,kajang free i feel kinda weird,inside my mind,"owh,maybe today ktm got special promotion. just about to go to enter the gate,saw the damn big signboard, KAJANG damn,run back to the guy," sorry bang,bangi bangi,bukan kajang" adoi if it was me I dunno maybe I get angry with the attendant for wasting my time walking to the gate.. |
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Nov 6 2011, 03:20 AM
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Went to ramli burger stall and said satay ayam tanak sayur tanak mayonaise. All the guys beside curi curi laughing at me.
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Nov 6 2011, 03:44 AM
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so i was in mall, wanted to go to toilet.....
i walk fast, & i was halfway in until i notice...."oh shit, this is a female toilet". i moonwalk my way bck out & do a 180 turn. couple of girls were looking at me, laughing. |
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Nov 6 2011, 10:55 PM
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in jkr building i thought the sink was the urinal ... took out my pee pee d .
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Nov 6 2011, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(ysc @ Nov 6 2011, 12:26 AM) MORE PLS this happend when 2nd year i am working at same shop.Suddenly in one day datang 3 customer at same time.and i am feel like want cepat cepat settel it.but 1 customer ask a thing 2nd customer just need service and 3rd customer just watching (he can wait) but when i have a thing that 1st customer want so i walk to him (but kepala tengok bawah-not look up) then i already see him foot and shoes so i just tell him this is barang bla bla bla harga then u know its actually 2st customer.and then he sempat said...`awak salah orang.yang nak barang tadi ni orang customer yang itu so i just like malu gila masa tu.moral of story make sure when u walk tengok depan. |
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Nov 7 2011, 04:02 AM
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one of the consultant ... first time met, Name on the card was michell , But due to her manly look , i read the card micheal.
I didnt know she was a girl, so I used " Sir " to refer her. |
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Nov 7 2011, 04:13 AM
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once i ask for a movie ticket in popcorn counter..
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Nov 7 2011, 12:40 PM
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Another embarrass thing is got caught taking picture in popular bookstore.
This 1 is about my fren 1 day go makan nasi lemak with him, I dunno he don't eat spicy food. When it is our turn to order nasi lemak, I say nasi lemak sambal lebih while my fren say nasi lemak tak mau sambal |
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Nov 7 2011, 12:44 PM
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One day my mom ask pay the bil.so total bil RM 250++.so i thougt my mom already kira habis habis the bil.but suddenly when time nak byr the bil actually RM 350....
aku tebal muka aku guna duit aku sendiri.after that i ask my mom .. Please use calculator. |
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Nov 7 2011, 03:58 PM
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I think I at standard 6, Me playing badminton , suddenly when I jumping smash ,after I land, one of the kids say my "adik" keluar, I quickly zip back my pant, and continue play badminton like boss. The kids look shock because that happen after my circumcision , maybe he trauma causes mine look weirdly big for he level.
Hehehe |
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Nov 7 2011, 06:04 PM
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i jerked off in public before... so tak tahan...
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Nov 9 2011, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE(internaldisputes @ Nov 7 2011, 06:04 PM) i jerked off in public before... so tak tahan... EpIC..... |
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Nov 9 2011, 11:59 PM
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I was having my date with my GF in a mamak stall years back.
As you know, ladies don't like ice water as they claimed it will bring them menstruation pain. When the Bangla waiter come over to ask what we want to drink, I told him:" Bang, bagi dua "ice lemon tea" tak mau ice." He says ok and walked away, suddenly he come back and say:"Bang, ice lemon tea tak mau ice tak boleh lah...." My GF burst out laughing can't stop... and I was like |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:12 AM
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kesian u kena gelak dgn gf
takpe u wait a bit, later your gf got menstruation pain u laff2 at she back |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:15 AM
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kencing in a soft drink cup in a cinema.
full of ice as well cair then almost melimpah2. |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE(pulautikus @ Nov 10 2011, 12:15 AM) kencing in a soft drink cup in a cinema. kenot tahan? how long was the movie full of ice as well cair then almost melimpah2. |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:46 AM
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tahi hidung sticking out for almost whole school session
no one wanna tell me coz foreverarone |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:47 AM
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QUOTE(pulautikus @ Nov 10 2011, 12:15 AM) kencing in a soft drink cup in a cinema. tak busuk?full of ice as well cair then almost melimpah2. |
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Nov 10 2011, 12:51 AM
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QUOTE(Jejilat @ Nov 10 2011, 12:12 AM) kesian u kena gelak dgn gf sori bang, saya tak pernah gelak kat dia...takpe u wait a bit, later your gf got menstruation pain u laff2 at she back |
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Nov 10 2011, 01:24 AM
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my story is when im at cameron highland i think its MAY...
i go out jalan2 after makan2 at kedai mamak then when wanna cross the road(this happen at midnight)i let out a LONG N LOUD FART bcoz i though nobody was around its very quite then suddenly a indian man that was smoking came out from the dark bus stop cheering at me he shouted WOOOOOW! i walk like a boss like nothing happen my friend keep laughing at me and i quickly walk away with my face turning red..xD and the indian man still cheering and looking...haha |
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Nov 10 2011, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(ProKicKerzZ @ Nov 10 2011, 01:24 AM) my story is when im at cameron highland i think its MAY... Careful of Prying Eyes...... LOLi go out jalan2 after makan2 at kedai mamak then when wanna cross the road(this happen at midnight)i let out a LONG N LOUD FART bcoz i though nobody was around its very quite then suddenly a indian man that was smoking came out from the dark bus stop cheering at me he shouted WOOOOOW! i walk like a boss like nothing happen my friend keep laughing at me and i quickly walk away with my face turning red..xD and the indian man still cheering and looking...haha |
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Nov 11 2011, 04:11 PM
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Nov 13 2011, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE(pulautikus @ Nov 10 2011, 12:15 AM) kencing in a soft drink cup in a cinema. YUK full of ice as well cair then almost melimpah2. how can you possibly do this.. your neighbours didnt see u doin this? |
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Nov 13 2011, 01:07 AM
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once,in movie,got some joke,maybe its too..subtle,nobody realize,and i laugh,really loud,alone...
damn malu |
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Nov 13 2011, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(amon_meiz @ Nov 13 2011, 01:07 AM) once,in movie,got some joke,maybe its too..subtle,nobody realize,and i laugh,really loud,alone... recently? I went to a movie recently... and got this guy all of a sudden laugh when no one else was laughing..damn malu I feel really weird.. all behind was looking at him.. kesian lah if it's u.. hehe |
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Nov 13 2011, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE(hb2online @ Nov 13 2011, 01:38 AM) recently? I went to a movie recently... and got this guy all of a sudden laugh when no one else was laughing.. not really recent...around...sept or oct i think.. I feel really weird.. all behind was looking at him.. kesian lah if it's u.. hehe |
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Nov 13 2011, 01:53 AM
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i work at kenny rogers once. theres a hot chick and her brother one time,
i take their order, then when i wanna go to send the order, the hot chick said my name. then i turnaround, with a smile and i said "ye cik? panggil saya ke" then she was surprised becoz she was calling her brother. then she laugh at me,and my manager laugh at me oso then i malu, i masuk kitchen tkr basuh pinggan. This post has been edited by devilrider88: Nov 13 2011, 01:54 AM |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE(amon_meiz @ Nov 13 2011, 01:40 AM) not really recent...around...sept or oct i think.. hoho.. than you should know that you're not alone.. |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(hb2online @ Nov 13 2011, 02:04 AM) hoho.. than you should know that you're not alone.. sometime hard lawe understand to deep,underneath joke,but other done. |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(roommate @ Oct 3 2011, 01:35 AM) Ok, this incident happen to me around last week. quite similar to mine..but in my case i buat2 kenal to cover and talked for few min..then walk away like a boss<<i bet hes wondering who i was..happen at cafeteria of my work place, 2 girls are having their lunch. I go to one of the girl, whom I expect to be my friend, and calling her name, with my happy faces (coz I haven't seen her for quite some time. I thought I juz wanna greet her and catching up some stories as she just getting married). But it turns out that it wasn't my friend. Damn malu sial!! both of the girls make a "blur" kinda faces to me. I quickly said, "oh, sorry yer, salah orang" and walk away quickly. Damn malu sial!!!! 1 more, happen few months back..entered wrong college room and said "ape bising2 nih, nk kna lambung ngan aku sekor2"<<due to my room is noisy and always play around..i felt odd when no one respond and why my friends face changes?? then i walk out of the room like a boss, and ran quickly to my room.. |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(hb2online @ Nov 13 2011, 02:04 AM) hoho.. than you should know that you're not alone.. sometime hard lawe understand to deep,underneath joke,but other dont |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:34 AM
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din realise ktm got ladies coach,enter like a boss with my little sister,wonder why that day so many girl,and the leng lui all looking at me, damn proud.. then suddenly saw the sticker there... straight face red stare down
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Nov 13 2011, 02:48 AM
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MOAR
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Nov 13 2011, 02:48 AM
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oh yeah and one more.
i go to jusco and u know those automatic open door? i stand in front of some glasses that i thought were automatic door, turns out it was not. my mom laugh at me at tat time. damn u automatic door |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:49 AM
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^ no nampak handles?
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Nov 13 2011, 02:52 AM
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it is not even a door. i though it was those glass like door that opens up automatic
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Nov 13 2011, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE(devilrider88 @ Nov 13 2011, 01:53 AM) i work at kenny rogers once. theres a hot chick and her brother one time, lulzi take their order, then when i wanna go to send the order, the hot chick said my name. then i turnaround, with a smile and i said "ye cik? panggil saya ke" then she was surprised becoz she was calling her brother. then she laugh at me,and my manager laugh at me oso then i malu, i masuk kitchen tkr basuh pinggan. |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:56 AM
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
means, it was a window? |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:57 AM
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yes, it was a window.
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Nov 13 2011, 02:58 AM
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more pls more
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Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM
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eh cliff... you trolling ppl here as well ah? bugger you... lol
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Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM
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back in school, played softball and that day got friendly match within our club (got girls)..
so i was the catcher and a girl as a pitcher..she pitch a wild ball and hit hard on my nuts..all the guys laugh like mad and the girls with big ?? ask "kena mana, sakit ker?" damn embarrassing + painfull This post has been edited by sirknieghf: Nov 13 2011, 03:00 AM |
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Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM
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QUOTE(devilrider88 @ Nov 13 2011, 02:57 AM) yes, it was a window. like that where got embarrassing?more like looking through a window only whut |
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Nov 13 2011, 03:01 AM
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QUOTE(WK80 @ Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM) eh cliff... you trolling ppl here as well ah? bugger you... lol where got i troll pipu here jek |
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Nov 13 2011, 03:08 AM
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QUOTE(scyap @ Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM) like that where got embarrassing?more like looking through a window only whut my mom that time knw, i malu kepada diri sendr sebab kemaluan itu. |
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Nov 13 2011, 03:16 AM
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when i was year 6 student i tried to suprise my sister when she enter her room by hiding in her bed blanket and popping out screaming argh!.at that time her friend came to visit but i donno where she is. so i heard footsteps and door opening.i come poping out but turns out its her friend coming out of the bathroom after taking a bath.she only use one towel and she covers her body not fast enough so i saw her nip. =P
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Nov 13 2011, 03:23 AM
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brb... use imaginashyun since no pictar
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Nov 13 2011, 03:24 AM
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QUOTE(ronkj91 @ Nov 13 2011, 03:16 AM) when i was year 6 student i tried to suprise my sister when she enter her room by hiding in her bed blanket and popping out screaming argh!.at that time her friend came to visit but i donno where she is. so i heard footsteps and door opening.i come poping out but turns out its her friend coming out of the bathroom after taking a bath.she only use one towel and she covers her body not fast enough so i saw her nip. =P that nt embrassingthats enjoicing |
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Nov 13 2011, 03:49 AM
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QUOTE(kensh!!n @ Oct 2 2011, 06:29 PM) no need to malu Any1 been in egypt? There they proud 2 pee publicly. if you got 12'' sure they want it silently |
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Nov 13 2011, 08:18 AM
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I once went to a burger stall and confidently order a burger.
"Bang burger ayam satu, sambal lebih!!" , I said. The guy then reply, "Nasi lemak seblah pagi bang". Lucky enough I was the only one there. |
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Nov 13 2011, 09:07 AM
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who the fak bringinng old shit back
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Nov 13 2011, 09:32 AM
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hey, if its good, why the complaint?
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Nov 13 2011, 09:52 AM
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QUOTE(devilrider88 @ Nov 13 2011, 09:32 AM) hey, if its good, why the complaint? + 3x10^8 ms-1don't hate |
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Nov 13 2011, 10:01 AM
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Just recently i went back my home from singapore. I did not have a good sleep the night before and I'm rushing for the early morning trip so I was quite blur during the whole journey.
I would take my passport and student pass to pass through the SG checkpoint as usual until the customs officer looked at me with 'are you serious' face. Then only I realized that I took my university student card instead of student pass. He said to me 'here is checkpoint not school ah', so I quickly swapped the right card and darted away upon clearance. sienz |
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Nov 15 2011, 06:54 PM
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Last time primary they got annual marathon in skl. So halfway running hor..my underwear longgar..but luckily I wear pants so it didnt jatuh all de way down but de primary pants so short hor when running underwear jatuh a lot until it is ermm .. like a ^ ....so ppl can see until white white...i damn sked so I run serow serow
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Nov 15 2011, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(danielcmugen @ Nov 15 2011, 06:54 PM) Last time primary they got annual marathon in skl. So halfway running hor..my underwear longgar..but luckily I wear pants so it didnt jatuh all de way down but de primary pants so short hor when running underwear jatuh a lot until it is ermm .. like a ^ ....so ppl can see until white white...i damn sked so I run serow serow No need to be embarrassed. Nowadays guys wear until so low and can see renoma. Girls with low jeans... when they bent down to pick something up, you can see they don't have extra layer inside. |
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Nov 15 2011, 07:13 PM
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last few months ago, i banged my head with office door.. the sound is so loud and everyone near cafeteria saw it.. so embarrassing i walked away..
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Nov 15 2011, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(rockstar_ @ Nov 15 2011, 07:13 PM) last few months ago, i banged my head with office door.. the sound is so loud and everyone near cafeteria saw it.. so embarrassing i walked away.. next time act like it hurts so bad... see which girl approach u This post has been edited by ruffaz: Nov 15 2011, 07:32 PM |
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Nov 15 2011, 07:33 PM
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glass door eh, i also had faced it before. you lucky others didnt laugh
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Nov 15 2011, 08:53 PM
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Ok so I met this gal who used to have a crush on me and since we didn't see each other for 1 year+++ liao I walk to her like a baws and chat for a while then say bye liao. I thought my parents car was just beside us and when I opened the door some random auntie was staring at me so I quickly close it back. All her friends laff at me damn malu la
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Nov 15 2011, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(simple_clean @ Nov 15 2011, 08:53 PM) Ok so I met this gal who used to have a crush on me and since we didn't see each other for 1 year+++ liao I walk to her like a baws and chat for a while then say bye liao. I thought my parents car was just beside us and when I opened the door some random auntie was staring at me so I quickly close it back. All her friends laff at me damn malu la a lot story bout salah masuk kereta eh? |
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Nov 15 2011, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(sirknieghf @ Nov 13 2011, 02:59 AM) back in school, played softball and that day got friendly match within our club (got girls).. epic story broso i was the catcher and a girl as a pitcher..she pitch a wild ball and hit hard on my nuts..all the guys laugh like mad and the girls with big ?? ask "kena mana, sakit ker?" damn embarrassing + painfull |
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Nov 15 2011, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(BaboonZ @ Nov 15 2011, 07:06 PM) No need to be embarrassed. Nowadays guys wear until so low and can see renoma. Girls with low jeans... when they bent down to pick something up, you can see they don't have extra layer inside. But dis 1 is underwear longgar not pants longgar |
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Nov 15 2011, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE(monara @ Nov 15 2011, 08:33 PM) glass door eh, i also had faced it before. you lucky others didnt laugh Banged by head against the glass wall while walked out from a bakery in SS2 2 years ago. they didnt put anything on that spot, I assumed its the exit. That bakery already gulung now. |
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Nov 15 2011, 09:58 PM
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Nov 15 2011, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(devilrider88 @ Nov 13 2011, 02:48 AM) oh yeah and one more. LOLOLOL!! i go to jusco and u know those automatic open door? i stand in front of some glasses that i thought were automatic door, turns out it was not. my mom laugh at me at tat time. damn u automatic door |
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Nov 17 2011, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Oct 3 2011, 02:44 PM) 1- go swimming pool without wearing underwear/boxer , only tight liek bause2- see a hot wimmenz , amoi then got a boner kaw kaw , stay at the pool until de-boner 3- when i go up , my tight so freakin tight can see my didi lol 2'' |
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Nov 19 2011, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE(rockstar_ @ Nov 15 2011, 07:13 PM) last few months ago, i banged my head with office door.. the sound is so loud and everyone near cafeteria saw it.. so embarrassing i walked away.. so many story about glass door din happen to me, but i was in starbucks when theres this perempuan confidently walked to the glass wall and BANG! she left a smear at that glass, i think that was her nose's. obviously thats not the door, they put cabinet in front of it. @luqman, why ur so proud of ur 2"? |
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Nov 19 2011, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE(itnama @ Nov 19 2011, 08:04 PM) so many story about glass door eh , why my name pop up here . me no 2" me teenager din happen to me, but i was in starbucks when theres this perempuan confidently walked to the glass wall and BANG! she left a smear at that glass, i think that was her nose's. obviously thats not the door, they put cabinet in front of it. @luqman, why ur so proud of ur 2"? |
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Nov 19 2011, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Nov 19 2011, 08:05 PM) eh , why my name pop up here . me no 2" me teenager but u mentioned ur 2" many times boy.i hope its not the length, literally. |
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Nov 19 2011, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(itnama @ Nov 19 2011, 08:07 PM) but u mentioned ur 2" many times boy. @itnama , You think my didi 2" eh?i hope its not the length, literally. me 15 , |
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Nov 19 2011, 08:15 PM
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itnama mine 8'' . most embarrassing thing ever i wish it was 9''
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Nov 19 2011, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Nov 19 2011, 08:10 PM) @itnama , You think my didi 2" eh? 15"??? me 15 , |
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giving RM5 (still student) to four cari makan traffic for expired roadtax on my motor..
paiseh...really enough for kopi only....should had bring more money that dayThis post has been edited by poseidon33: Nov 25 2011, 04:41 AM |
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This incident happened in front of lowyat, there is a chinese mix rice restaurant.
The thing is i dont like to eat pork and i dont know how to differentiate pork with chicken. So, i was asking the aunty which is chicken and which is pork. Then got boiled eggs there, but the size was a bit bigger than chicken egg. So i asked the aunty " Aunty, itu telur apa ?" Aunty replied " Adik, babi takde telur punya lar !! " Everyone who were there was laughing like mad. I just paid for the food and left the restaurant. Didnt eat for the whole day |
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Nov 25 2011, 08:11 AM
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Got scolding from ex-GF in front of many people... not even my fault. Probably PMS or something. Sheesh...
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Nov 25 2011, 08:39 AM
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I went for a trip to Penang last year. Took a bus from Komtar to Batu Feringghi. I was standing inside the bus. Didn't notice there's a school boy sick at that point of time. Out of sudden. He puked on my pants. DAMN. The whole journey to ferringhi was terrible cus i need to tahan muntah panas on my pants.
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Nov 30 2011, 06:20 PM
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More plz
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QUOTE(ejiema @ Nov 25 2011, 08:39 AM) I went for a trip to Penang last year. Took a bus from Komtar to Batu Feringghi. I was standing inside the bus. Didn't notice there's a school boy sick at that point of time. Out of sudden. He puked on my pants. DAMN. The whole journey to ferringhi was terrible cus i need to tahan muntah panas on my pants. Kesiannya to u... hehehe.. I hope you won't be phobia of sick children after this |
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after clubbing at nite go parking take car suddenly needed to go ..while letting go a girl opposite my car start her car and beam me...then she pass tru say 'fuu yoo so tough' ....i sikit malu ...
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"Milo ais. Takmau ais."
I think this has happened to a lot of people at least once. Amirite? Edit: let me expand the story: My friend don't like take ice coz he say more water = more value. At mamak. Friend: Milo ais. Takmau ais. Boss: Milo panas ar? Friend: Bukan. Milo ais tapi tamau ais. Boss: Milo ais tapi tamau ais, itu Milo panas la bang. Friend: Oh. *Realizing his mistake* Saya mau Milo sejuk boss. Boss: *weird face and walk away* Me: *facepalm* Eventually boss come back with Milo but very little ice inside lols. So end up my friend has lukewarm Milo after the ice melt. This post has been edited by hikarireika: Dec 5 2011, 12:38 AM |
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QUOTE(hikarireika @ Dec 5 2011, 12:12 AM) "Milo ais. Takmau ais." I think this has happened to a lot of people at least once. Amirite? Edit: let me expand the story: My friend don't like take ice coz he say more water = more value. At mamak. Friend: Milo ais. Takmau ais. Boss: Milo panas ar? Friend: Bukan. Milo ais tapi tamau ais. Boss: Milo ais tapi tamau ais, itu Milo panas la bang. Friend: Oh. *Realizing his mistake* Saya mau Milo sejuk boss. Boss: *weird face and walk away* Me: *facepalm* Eventually boss come back with Milo but very little ice inside lols. So end up my friend has lukewarm Milo after the ice melt. This post has been edited by danielcmugen: Dec 5 2011, 12:49 AM |
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QUOTE(kenpachi @ Oct 2 2011, 07:35 PM) Okay..come talk... same like me last time i go the barbershop liddat la hahaha so shameFor me...thought wallet still got money...wanna pay....suddenly open wallet..shitt...no money Some of you might think my ego is very high..but not..I am not |
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Dec 5 2011, 01:24 AM
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i cun in class when i sleep...
lucky i walk out like a bawse and no one spotted |
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Dec 5 2011, 01:46 AM
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I dont even want to talk about my most embarrassing event, too facepalm to say.
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Dec 5 2011, 02:07 AM
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funny
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Dec 5 2011, 02:08 AM
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QUOTE(Mooi @ Dec 5 2011, 02:07 AM) - At 10, I cried freaking loud for a looooong time after being caught by the ketua kelas (a boy) for chatting in class when the teacher wasn't around. I then played the innocent victim card upon being comforted by my teacher. I also threatened that poor boy that I would report to my mom and get her to confront him the next day. typical b****h(Other than that, I remember crying so many times in class throughout my primary and secondary school years that at one point, my mom had to threaten me to stop crying, or else she wouldn't pick me up after class) - At 16, I cried on the spot after being scolded by a customer and after being bullied by my colleague at (my part time) work. - At 23, I cried in front of a bank officer because he rejected my request. - |
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Dec 5 2011, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE(wilsonjay @ Dec 5 2011, 02:08 AM) typical b****h Lol.. don't be such a hater |
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Dec 5 2011, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE(Mooi @ Dec 5 2011, 02:07 AM) - At 10, I cried freaking loud for a looooong time after being caught by the ketua kelas (a boy) for chatting in class when the teacher wasn't around. I then played the innocent victim card upon being comforted by my teacher. I also threatened that poor boy that I would report to my mom and get her to confront him the next day. well,i found this funny (Other than that, I remember crying so many times in class throughout my primary and secondary school years that at one point, my mom had to threaten me to stop crying, or else she wouldn't pick me up after class) - At 16, I cried on the spot after being scolded by a customer and after being bullied by my colleague at (my part time) work. - At 23, I cried in front of a bank officer because he rejected my request. - |
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Dec 5 2011, 02:11 AM
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ahahaha...nice one guys.//
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Dec 5 2011, 02:13 AM
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QUOTE(amon_meiz @ Dec 5 2011, 02:10 AM) well,i found this funny I am not proud of it |
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Dec 5 2011, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(hikarireika @ Dec 5 2011, 12:12 AM) "Milo ais. Takmau ais." ur friend must be retardI think this has happened to a lot of people at least once. Amirite? Edit: let me expand the story: My friend don't like take ice coz he say more water = more value. At mamak. Friend: Milo ais. Takmau ais. Boss: Milo panas ar? Friend: Bukan. Milo ais tapi tamau ais. Boss: Milo ais tapi tamau ais, itu Milo panas la bang. Friend: Oh. *Realizing his mistake* Saya mau Milo sejuk boss. Boss: *weird face and walk away* Me: *facepalm* Eventually boss come back with Milo but very little ice inside lols. So end up my friend has lukewarm Milo after the ice melt. |
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Dec 5 2011, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(hikarireika @ Dec 5 2011, 12:12 AM) "Milo ais. Takmau ais." Reminded me the time my friend ordered milo panas tanpa aisI think this has happened to a lot of people at least once. Amirite? Edit: let me expand the story: My friend don't like take ice coz he say more water = more value. At mamak. Friend: Milo ais. Takmau ais. Boss: Milo panas ar? Friend: Bukan. Milo ais tapi tamau ais. Boss: Milo ais tapi tamau ais, itu Milo panas la bang. Friend: Oh. *Realizing his mistake* Saya mau Milo sejuk boss. Boss: *weird face and walk away* Me: *facepalm* Eventually boss come back with Milo but very little ice inside lols. So end up my friend has lukewarm Milo after the ice melt. |
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Dec 15 2011, 05:41 PM
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lol
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Dec 15 2011, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE(CallMeOi @ Dec 15 2011, 05:41 PM) lol just lol? u retard? |
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Dec 15 2011, 05:49 PM
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Wah old thread, gonna post anyway;
>At a fast food restaurant >Order food >Pay >Cashier: "Enjoy you meal" >Me: "You too" Fukken everytime mang. |
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Dec 15 2011, 06:11 PM
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QUOTE(Ahsin1987 @ Dec 5 2011, 02:24 AM) ur friend must be retard Being around him = amusing lulz |
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Dec 15 2011, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(mechazawa11 @ Dec 5 2011, 02:47 AM) Reminded me the time my friend ordered milo panas tanpa ais I think that's worse |
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Dec 15 2011, 06:33 PM
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QUOTE(mutan @ Dec 15 2011, 05:49 PM) Wah old thread, gonna post anyway; >At a fast food restaurant >Order food >Pay >Cashier: "Enjoy you meal" >Me: "You too" Fukken everytime mang. |
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Dec 15 2011, 06:46 PM
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in primary 3.. shit in my pants then when everyone can smell, i go near ppl and say eyer... *insertname* shit in his pants.. he denied and kept on blaming him..
then suddenly... PRUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT shit dripping LE FUUUUUUUUUU go back let mom scold like hell ask me y no go toilet |
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Dec 16 2011, 10:46 AM
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These happened when I still with my ex.
I held wrong bf... |
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Dec 31 2011, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE(cutiestar @ Dec 16 2011, 10:46 AM) These happened when I still with my ex. Did you consider? I mean if you held the wrong bf, then found out he's better.. I guess u can keep him.. I held wrong bf... |
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