when i was a narutard, always tend to run like one wif hands backward.... FFFFFUUuuuu- so embarassing when think back.

Bile aku dah sakit perut sangat2.. lepas tu masuk tandas.. dah selesai melabur.. aku nak keluar.. bunyi suara perempuan masuk beramai2 dalam tandas.. the thing is.. aku tak tahu ape perempuan buat dalam tandas sampai 20 minit.. da fuq.. I want to get the fuq out of here

Moral: Cek dulu tandas tu tandas lelaki or tandas perempuan

stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf

then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor

Last time when dancing til very high in the club with my GF,suddenly got 1 gal do french kiss with me......at that time i also drunk til thinking that gal are my GF so keep on doing the business ~ after that my friend told me about this only i know,luckily GF not see it ~ LOL 

few years ago, went to night market in cokit with my frens. Walking along the shoplots, looking at ah kuas and hoes, then 1 ah kuas came up to us and raba2 my ding-dongs. I screamed like a little girl and was laugh at by my frens for a month..

I bought something online so wanted to meet up with the seller for COD..

Phoned the seller and he said "Ok, I'll wait for you in front of McD, see you there"

So I arrived and gatal dowant to call the seller again, thinking "ah, he must be looking for me as well" So I parked and walked out from the car, I saw this guy who was chatting with another guy in front of McD.

This guy (teenager) saw me and smiled and turned to me.. so I approached him and shook his hand - he was still smiling - I asked "Dah lama sampai?", he responded "Baru je", so I asked him back "Barang ada?" and his face from smiling turned to like super nervous or something "Barang apa bang? Saya tak kenal abang pun" and I was like.. "Eh you bukan Man ke?" and he was like "Bukan bang..saya tak jual barang bang"

So I shook his hand again, said sorry wrong person and I walked away...

Fuuu~ that fella must've thought I wanted to buy some drugs or something...

Anyway, I called the seller and he said "I'm on the way!"

Farker..

last few months ago, i banged my head with office door.. the sound is so loud and everyone near cafeteria saw it.. so embarrassing i walked away..

eh , why my name pop up here . me no 2" me teenager 

Went mamak. Ordered wrongly.

Me: Ada teh tarik ais tak?
Fella: Teh ais la tu
Me: *facepalm

okay ill give you my piece. I think it was 6-7 years ago.

Went to ZARA Mid Valley looking for a new pair of jeans.

So I went to fitting room and tried it on... tgk2 the size not ngam, so I went out looking for the promoter girl to ask her to gimme other size...

Walked out of the fitting room and called out for her, and other people looked at me..

Rupanya I forgotten to wear back my pants so it was just..

Me..and my shirt and my spender.

Frogging malu till maximum level...really really malu... like super malu. Only 2 friends knew about it, bcoz they were there...

I hope this story will not leave this thread..LOL