I went to supermarket ...suddenly a gal call me like "Hey! Enjoy ahh come shopping!" But i dunno who is her and that time i scared i forgot who is her so i just go along "You also enjoy come shopping!" Then we talk talk talk like know each other ....in the end i really no clue who is she so i ask her name and tht time i only know we really dunno each other ...FuuUuu

That is still ok ...i remember my foundation year the hostel shared toilet was so crap ...i left my shampoo at one of the cubical and the Hong Kong dude was in the cubical i ask him can pass me my shampoo he just open door naked and gave me my bottle of shampoo. Then the China dude when he's doing his business he never close door ...i walk into it and he was like looking at me back. Thats insane...

lol .....i remember i sit behind a dude that shit in his pants ....i keep ask who shit in pants for the whole day cause it damn smelly ...sekali the dude in front of me stand up i straight see tahi dropping out from his pants .....FML

i remember during sch time when you try to pick up broom lazy style normally use ur feet to step on the broom head then stick it will go up .....mana tau a girl standing at the end of the stick sekali pijak the girl upskirt coz the stick raise it and she shock then quickly pressing down her skirt and say "woiiiiiiii"

or during secondary sch time i sometimes use bus to go home if there is extra curriculum in the afternoon .....then one time a cute girl standing beside me while i'm seating like a bawse coz the bus is pack suddenly the driver brake the girl loose balance fall and sit on my lap then she say sorry try to stand up loose balance again and fall and sit on my lap again ....i malu and help her up then offer her to sit my place she also malu keep reject and i keep insist her to sit then her fren keep ejek us like couple (actually i dun even farking know who she was)

one ultimate normal one is caught red handed ...the girl leaning on the table asking you something then her 2 coconut show up ...u busy ogling it then suddenly she realize it and press her shirt and say "woiiiiii"

This happen few months back ....

I was shopping with my mom at supermarket a girl hug me from behind and say SUPRISE!

I dumbfark and was trying to sling her off and my mom ask me "Your GF?". THen when she look at me she say "Sorry Wrong Person" and her face turn red and her friends all laughing at her.

When i am lining up to pay the groceries she was in the same line again and i just smile and say HI .....my mom keep on laughing all the way back home and tell my sister about it again and i become laughing stock

This post has been edited by cofin: May 31 2012, 03:40 AM

If this happen with a bunch of friends then gooding.....but this happen when i'm with my mom

I keep telling my mom ....i hardly stay more than 30 days per year at my hometown how can i score a chick from my hometown

you should pukul ur brother so it went back down....

but my nurse friend told me before that she was a freshie that time trying to cucuk tube for the patient so he can pee while lying and she dunno how to plug the tube and she keep holding the patient "abang" up and down and it grow bigger

Both party also feel embarrassed ..since she shout so loud everyone also looking at us that time

I dunno why i always kena this last time a little kid at shopping mall keep call me papa then i keep tell her i not her papa then the mom laugh .....then later on this girl happen again i think my back/ass look better

but from what she told me ...even she wipe body for the patient in coma his "abang" also will tegang then she shock and call doctor but the dude was still in coma lololol

If you got nurse friend really a lot of story form them