Was with my friends in the car. We went to see ah kuas and prostitutes at 4am in the morning.

Saw a lot of ah kuas, some of them quite hot. Then we decided to ask about the price. Saw one dark figure in front of us, wind down the window and was preparing to ask for price d. We stopped next to the dark figure only to find out that she was an aunty. Me and my friend stunned for a while then sped off. The aunty gave us a look.

Shit was cash

My uncle was telling a joke and I was sitting beside him.

Everybody was listening and I got too excited and slapped him right in the face. God knows why.

My dad straight grab my arm and was preparing to beat the shit out of me but didn't.

Akwaaaaarrrrddd