Sneezing then mucus came out, cover it with hand and pretend sakit hidung..

there this one day my classmate lock me in a class with a girl....then my head start thinking "things". then really stim, cover with a bag. i said wtf open the door mang...they decided to open when i rage....walk like a boss suddenly my friend snatch my bag....and boom that girl saw it and smile...then i straight hide behind a friend   

i hit pengemis punya cawan at night market.coins all over the road.sume tgk bhaii.sorry dude.

stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf

then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor

wallet oledi few years old, today at MJ when wanna top up T&G it broke in half when I take it out in public.. fuu damn embarrassing, card all bersepah on floor.

but I still will use this wallet. its a lucky one coz ever since I bought this one I never broke even when reaching end of month.

still remember when i was shop at Giant in Summit
It was Saturday, No plastic day in Selangor. That time i was buying some personal stuff for my self. When i reach the cashier counter, the cashier ask me either i need a plastic or not. So like a macho man who care a lot for environment, i said "NO NEED". So the girl nod understand.

So i walk out the store, wandering all around the summit, lots of people start staring at me. I was confuse, n i start to realize that i'm buying two packs of underwear..and i hold it with my bare hand.. SHIATTTTTTTT

No need to be embarrassed. Nowadays guys wear until so low and can see renoma. Girls with low jeans... when they bent down to pick something up, you can see they don't have extra layer inside.

"Milo ais. Takmau ais."
I think this has happened to a lot of people at least once. Amirite?

Edit: let me expand the story:

My friend don't like take ice coz he say more water = more value.

At mamak.
Friend: Milo ais. Takmau ais.
Boss: Milo panas ar?
Friend: Bukan. Milo ais tapi tamau ais.
Boss: Milo ais tapi tamau ais, itu Milo panas la bang.
Friend: Oh. *Realizing his mistake* Saya mau Milo sejuk boss.
Boss: *weird face and walk away*
Me: *facepalm*

Eventually boss come back with Milo but very little ice inside lols. So end up my friend has lukewarm Milo after the ice melt.

i did a powerslide in midvalley wearing only a pair of jeans with a lady's bra.

not my story, but this one is seriously lulzy.
it was during a first aid competition for scouts. back when i was in secondary school. There was one situation where the victim patah kaki, patah tangan and berdarah at kepala.

so there was this one group, where they had the victim all bound up, legs and hands. as they were carrying him in the stretcher, his "little brother" decided to stand up. now this guys was desperately trying to cover his massive boner. but with his hands tied and him on the stretcher, there was not much he could do. He's teammates didnt realise it but we were laughing away and his face was as red as the devils d***! lol
Also, for my embarassing story...
cant seem to remember any particular incident. my whole life is embarassing!

mine during 2005...was eating milo nugget that time and 1 pieces fell on the floor...suddenly i saw 2 pieces and eat both...turns out the other pieces was my younger brother poops >.<

Both party also feel embarrassed ..since she shout so loud everyone also looking at us that time

I dunno why i always kena this last time a little kid at shopping mall keep call me papa then i keep tell her i not her papa then the mom laugh .....then later on this girl happen again i think my back/ass look better 
but from what she told me ...even she wipe body for the patient in coma his "abang" also will tegang then she shock and call doctor but the dude was still in coma lololol

If you got nurse friend really a lot of story form them

tis thing happened at form 4.
main point is the puller is gal 

when i was young, i worked as a part-time waiter in puteri resort melaka. in the morning, the resort served buffet breakfast which include corn flake. the next day, the buffet breakfast menu without corn flake is rotate to create variety of food to the guests.

one uncle angrily scolded me because he said today the buffet menu is bad. he said he want to eat the WHISKERS served yesterday. as usual i apologized and offer him ala carte with additional payment. He refused.
i told it to the head of chef, then we realised that he actually want the corn flake but instead asked for a cat food. we laughed loudly in the kitchen.