need more contribution, come on guys, donate some stories please.

i wented to touch n go toll lane and tap the card, the boom gate not raised~ then i realized i took my staff card instead of touch n go card was freaked out fearing my t&g out of credit liao~

Went mamak. Ordered wrongly.

Me: Ada teh tarik ais tak?
Fella: Teh ais la tu
Me: *facepalm

go to mydin shopping grocery.. forget to take trolley at entrance.. then found 1 empty trolley at clothes area.. i see nobody around so i wan take it.. then 1 aunty appear from changing room saying "dik dik tu makcik punya troli"

malu sial

okay ill give you my piece. I think it was 6-7 years ago.

Went to ZARA Mid Valley looking for a new pair of jeans.

So I went to fitting room and tried it on... tgk2 the size not ngam, so I went out looking for the promoter girl to ask her to gimme other size...

Walked out of the fitting room and called out for her, and other people looked at me..

Rupanya I forgotten to wear back my pants so it was just..

Me..and my shirt and my spender.

Frogging malu till maximum level...really really malu... like super malu. Only 2 friends knew about it, bcoz they were there...

I hope this story will not leave this thread..LOL

this, i kena this from one of my friend.

1. Thought wallet got money but when pay.... swt. Then tauke say pay any time also can. But instant settle by tomorrow.

2. Play at Time Square theme park. Where the spinning thing 360 degree clock wise and anti clock wise. My cousin sit the other side and spit at me, then I shout Mother FKer!!! Then the thing stop. LOL

3. I walk so fast at Sungai Wang to Time Square, my friend say Oi wait for me then I look behind he was like 10 meter behind me.

i always order teh tarik ais. ask the mamak to tarik the teh first before put ice la.

omaigod, this is win .
thank god ur good looking with superb body, if not the malu will be X 3 juta.

This happen to my friend few year back at traffic light , he wanna show off his Supra and press press the accelerator. Suddenly the light turn green and car die off.. damn so many people looking at us. Since the traffic light is just beside shopping mall and so many school girl looking at us.

Second happened to my next friend, he tried to drift at roundabout and failed causing two tyre to get stuck in drain and road curve. Ask few people to help pushing the car back and got one malay bystander at back talk to his friend- Tu lah jangan pandai pandai tunjuk lagak, pakai FWD vehicle nak buat drift pula- (honda intergra). Malu dengar.

THIS. IS. WIN.

Wait, lemme put dis in my sig.

hahahahha...winner

HAHAHA!!
Dragon ball sticker to? *refuse to imagine*

when i back home late night...i cant open thr gate..then i ring bell for touzen time until somebody cameout and its macha from other house...then when i realize i bla la...and that macha memekak ...haha

when I was in Form 1, during a maths class, mah teacher got angry many didn do her homework. She got angry ask mah frens and I do frog jump. I ma jump lo, but then before finish serving punishment, my trouser's pin koyak. the zip pula couldn fasten. Teacher asked me why squat there. Then the whole class laughed non stop lo.

When i was 15 otw to morning school stop by at the gas station to pump the car. Went to the gas station shop with lil sister then suddenly need to go already so i just tarik my lil sister hair then suddenly she shout "ammaaaa" then i look back i tarik a lil indian girl hair and the mother was looking at me... my lil sister was laughing like hell

LOLOLOLOLOL

imma rushing wanna pee and then run heading to toilet,after finish notice some girl's talking. and then i realised that i've wrongly entered toilet .i wait for almost one hour to make sure all clear then i cabut dun jelly me

This post has been edited by 21th century apes: Jan 2 2012, 01:03 PM

ammmaaa..that was hillarious..hahahaa