i talking talking to koliq, swing my hand here and dere, accidentally hit my baw's bewbs...

got 2 embarrassing work emails I sent...

one is.last time my colleague b****ing about another colleague.. practically she used the word 'bixxh' and other harsh words.. then I accidentally cc-ed that colleague and too late to recall... really omg shiatz situation. we replied that colleague then... "haha... just playing.a.joke on you"... so lame.

then recently I send email final reply to thank 3 people who helped with some.stuff... as a gentleman I said "thanks ladies". one of them replied... "we are all guys here".... oooopps their names sounded quite female ler....

last time in.primary school I shiatz my pants in classroom.... then knowing.its smelly but since I sitting at back of class I slowly inch my table backwards try to make myself further.from.everyone. but ppl can smell... slowly ppl say why so smelly then I don't dare.admit....teacher walk around then come my area sniff me out.... must be damn weird because my table so suspicially at the back of the class so far away from the rest and alone.

after that the Indian cleaner help me clean up by bring me go toilet.. take off all.clothes then she use the hose to pancut water at me from far

also last time.. when in primary.. I got these group of frens who dunno why like to show me their dixky. in class one of them take out his dicky and pretend like pee on me with the sound "shhhhhh". teacher see and complain. but in fact I no play this game with them leh... innocent bystander only

then in staffroom we whole group stand one line in front of headmistress with all the teachers looking.. kanna scolded kau kau. then the headnistress say since u all like to show then.show.la!!! she suddenly pull down my pants...

so happen at that age I no wear underwear.