last time in.primary school I shiatz my pants in classroom.... then knowing.its smelly but since I sitting at back of class I slowly inch my table backwards try to make myself further.from.everyone. but ppl can smell... slowly ppl say why so smelly then I don't dare.admit....teacher walk around then come my area sniff me out.... must be damn weird because my table so suspicially at the back of the class so far away from the rest and alone.

after that the Indian cleaner help me clean up by bring me go toilet.. take off all.clothes then she use the hose to pancut water at me from far

Ok many years ago, when I was in Diploma and still stupid..

One day I attend the livestock class , that day we have some lab work to do. The assignment is to slaughter a kambing and then take out its organ to do some lab work. Really pity that kambing, need to die just because of our lab work.

Then after the kambing die, the uncle lab assistant (who have a typical butcher look) took out the kambing organ for us to take pic and do notes. Suddenly that uncle put one batang one the table to let us see, since I cannot recognize what organ is that and didn't saw from where he took that thing out, so I also ask him: Ini organ apa ah? (what organ is this?)... The uncle reply me: Ini batang kambing (this is goat's peniss).. since my bahasa is very lauyah that time so i also don't understand and keep asking: apa itu batang ah?... because I tot its like counting satu batang, dua batang.. and teacher said if not understand then must keep asking so I also keep asking him: Ini apa batang? apa batang Ini... then the uncle lab assistant lost his patient and said: Ini lanjiao kambing la... lanjiao tau? Tau apa itu lanjiao?!

I was like speechless and fcuking embarrassssssssing that time and I think I was fcuking really pissed him off that time.