first week of secondary school. i was quite famous already for my name. i

seldom go to the toilets and that day my pipe already want burst. so i no

choice but to go to the school's toilet. first week mah, not familiar with the

place. plus i didn't attend orientation week. so i jalan2 and ternampak

entrance. i stare inside and notice the sink. i look up and didn't notice the

girls sign. so i terus enter and thought after entering got divide boys and

girls one. mana tau i step in. i see all girls. then i was like '??' in my

head. i was about to walk in when a girl told me the boys toilet is over

the other side. embarrass to the max cause she probably know me

thanks to my name.

good thing girls only have cubical not like boys standing up exposed and do his thing

there's also another story. my school got a retard. only saw him during the 1st year of secondary school. he always like to act bruce lee and do his acts in front of everyone humiliating himself. then i was like quite fond of his acts cause they make me lol hard. then got one incident totally gave bad impressions of him to me. i was going to the toilet again to do my thing. then i saw him squating at the place where we wee wee, his thing facing outwards. he was squating at the right side 1st corner. if girls are standing at the kedai buku staring over the boys toilet they will surely see his thing. i entered the toilet ignoring him. that's when i see the world's most horrible thing. a poop right in the centre of the walkway. i terus cabut keluar.