aku belum cerita lagi...sekarang aku mula cerita.

Last 3 years ago.hari ahad.my hand hold 1 pc.carry 2 laptop.suddenly phone ringing.so i pickup.masa tu nak naik escalator.pukul 11 pagi..depan aku ada 2 escalator. right side going down and left going up.but i dont know why in that day the left going down and right become up .so when i answered that calling aku naik escalator yang ...LEFT...so with 1 pc and 2 laptop aku naik escaltor sambil jawab telefon.so i am weird.

kenapa tak sampai sampai...then aku lompat (same escalator ) suddenly dah nak sampai atas then my kaki rasa sangat penat dan letih terus tergolek jatuh .the whole building senyap.guards datang help.but aku ask stupid question siapa tukar arah escalator?

sampai sekarang aku tak lalu escalator tu.Phobia.nasib baik Pc dan Laptop tu tak pecah...guard kata masa tu aku sebijik macam tikus sarkas dalam sangkar.

i have second story.like this.

[I]one day my exboss ask me take cheque from one school.so i go la take cheque.BUT i put the cheque in my motorcycle basket.so i pun in rempit mode.but suddenly that cheque terjatuh atas jalan raya..so i emergency break and try find the cheque.at the same time one lorry lalu that road and pijak that cheque(got kesan tayar) and suddenly angin tiup tiup already terus masuk lopak.got water inside.

tebal muka return balik ke sekolah mintak cheque baru.ini baru satu cerita.nanti aku ceritakan satu lagi cerita pasal cheque.until now i still keep the damage cheque for reference.

this happend when 1 year i am working:

My bos ask me to take barang from one place.(adress:Jalan Jambu Batu-Jalan Kuching) so he ask me u know or not the road and he explain like this like that.and i am really poyo and said i know i know.....so start enjin moto at 2pm.and i go la...but i try to find out the adress tak jumpa jumpa. so i like terus jalan jalan.my bos already call many times and ask `Sudah ambil ka belum?`..and i just said `on the way` ....and then i dont know how i already at Dataran Merdeka. ...then my boss call again and said he already take the stok.

this happend when 2nd year i am working at same shop.
Suddenly in one day datang 3 customer at same time.and i am feel like want cepat cepat settel it.but 1 customer ask a thing 2nd customer just need service and 3rd customer just watching (he can wait) but when i have a thing that 1st customer want so i walk to him (but kepala tengok bawah-not look up)
then i already see him foot and shoes so i just tell him this is barang bla bla bla harga then u know its actually 2st customer.and then he sempat said...`awak salah orang.yang nak barang tadi ni orang customer yang itu so i just like

malu gila masa tu.moral of story make sure when u walk tengok depan.

One day my mom ask pay the bil.so total bil RM 250++.so i thougt my mom already kira habis habis the bil.but suddenly when time nak byr the bil actually RM 350....

aku tebal muka aku guna duit aku sendiri.after that i ask my mom ..

Please use calculator.