she is asking the farmhand whether he 1 2 do s3x or not...

Long-Lost Friends Who Meet Again


Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long
talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I got a wife
and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.
Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to
the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When
you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the
door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me... what is all this business of kicking the front door
open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

Hmm I recall a different joke with different characters that is more or less the same ...

yea i know she's asking if he wanna get into "action" or not 25 year ago...
but why he falls now and which part of it is a joke? that he onli got to know this after 25 years? hmm..where's the farny part....

the joke i think is that the farmhand realized 25 years after and menyesal tak sudah.

I Should Have Stayed Single


16. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

15. I wouldnt have to explain why I'm wearing 'that' shirt with 'those' pants.

14. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

13. I could actually tell the bartender, 'If anyone calls, I'm here'.

12. I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

11. I could show my girlfriend where I live.

10. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

8. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

7. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

6. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

5. I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

4. Bachelors dont have Mother-in-laws.

3. I could use my own name at hotels.

2. I wouldnt have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

1. When asked his opinion, a single guy can say 'Hell yes, you're fat!'

^hahaha nice

I'm taking the plunge tonight.... i'm screwed!
Singlehood!

You're getting married?

not yet.... but asking

Good luck on what ever you do,aLittleMisfit.

I still got a long way to go.

its good to be married. ur fiancee or wife read this thread b4? lol

nope.. and my blogs too.. that one reason i'm still alive

er.... congratulations?

Remember to post wedding pics

congrats, maybe next time u can post jokes abt ur own married life

woah, congrats dude

This is a big step I am glad you're taking it

congrats and be prepared to post your own relationship joke :rofl:

Now bro.. you really have guts.. Dun forget to invite us!!..



Please do that b4 you married bro..

This post has been edited by baok: Mar 26 2008, 03:53 AM

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what
she meant, I fell off the roof!"'


Dawned on me means He just realised it and goes shit shit shit and fell off the roof