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post Apr 12 2007, 09:08 AM

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post Apr 12 2007, 10:16 AM

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laugh.gif that makes sense also
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post Apr 19 2007, 11:26 AM

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need moar spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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post Apr 24 2007, 11:18 AM

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post Apr 29 2007, 04:29 PM

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post May 10 2007, 09:49 AM

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post May 10 2007, 04:19 PM

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save my scrolling time please D:
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post May 12 2007, 04:08 AM

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The boss calls all employees together. Ladies and gentlemen, I may inform you: My wife will get a baby in six month! Silence... Then one cleared his throat: And? - do you already have any guesses who could be the father...?
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post May 17 2007, 02:19 PM

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what is a tranny sex joke?
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post May 29 2007, 07:06 PM

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post Jun 5 2007, 11:57 PM

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QUOTE(karmakid @ Jun 5 2007, 09:58 PM)
hey how do u manage to post as a new response? mine jst considered add-on. you use "add reply" or "fast reply" or what?

i've tried both but same results.
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if you're the last poster in the thread, you'll find this in Add Reply.

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post Jun 8 2007, 09:25 AM

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wait a sec..i thought there were some more stories here. what happened?
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post Jun 8 2007, 09:47 AM

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post Jun 12 2007, 05:18 PM

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start a donation, since you already got some fans here.
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post Jun 20 2007, 11:51 AM

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the stranger makes the husband believes that people on the roof will see like people on the beach is having sex when working.
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post Jul 3 2007, 11:31 AM

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post Jul 5 2007, 09:38 AM

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3 pages bombardment
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post Jul 6 2007, 04:21 PM

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i have a feeling this was posted before..but couldn't find it.


Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me

that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.



Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new

hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers later that night.



You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight

to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me

anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating

on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.



Signed,



Your EX-Husband



P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West

Virginia together. Have a great life!

>------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------





Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's

true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good

man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much

because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too

bad it doesn't work.



Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the

first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but

my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything

nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me

confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.



I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the

price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence

that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and

your silk boxers were $49.99...



After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million

dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I

got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope

you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.



My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from

me. So take care.



Signed:

Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!



P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was

born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.
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post Jul 10 2007, 03:04 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 7 2007, 10:21 AM)
any relationship joke would be welcome! nod.gif
just try to avoid repeating the jokes
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just to highlight lol

this what makes the thread rocks
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post Jul 27 2007, 08:58 AM

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an very old repoast sad.gif

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