3 words during sex
What are three words that a married person would never want to hear during sex?

Honey I'm home

it is alzhiemer

U put salt in eggs?

The Sweet Surprise Approach

Description: Don't tell him.

Examples -
1. "Oh yeah. I got it today, forgot to tell you. Sorry about the mess." (the regretful version)

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.

You are over 30 and still living with your parents.

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a bl0wjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.

"Can I turn the light off?" he asks.

"Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?"

"No," he says. "Because it's burning my as$!"

Moishe’s hands are now trembling as he replies, "Me too."

oh noes.... it's tht time of the month again, our misfit get into emo-mode

If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got anything smaller?'

...wat?

During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants. After the examination, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!"

The guy goes home to his wife and says, "I want to talk to you about something."

She replies, "Not now, I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to wipe my ar$e!"
He says, "That's what I want to talk to you about."

^ how is this a relationship joke?