hahaha good bro ..... congratzzz

i will miss your joke ....dont forget to post more ..even after married

Next Time Try Jewelry


An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of flowers. She threw her arms around him and kissed him long and hard. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

She exclaimed, 'Oh ! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.'

'You didn't !' he replied. 'I'm going to buy ya some jewelry.'

should try 2 bouquets first

hehe meaning if flower he got a hard long kiss..
if jewellery, guess wat he'll be getting? some nice action lo...hehehe

anyhow, how's the proposal alittlemisfit? hope you score!!

Now most of the jokes apply to him

Are you gonna buy a ring now?

let's get married suiteng...

mine... not yet.... mostly last minute

Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work


What a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!'

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

lolololol

great 1

so r u married yet?

it's all about the way that you're brought up

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."


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no... not yet

OMFG I'LL TRY THIS INSTANT FOR EVERYDAY! 20' HERE I COME!

There are two kinds of men in this world


There are two kinds of men in this world, nice guys and
as$holes.

Most women are attracted to as$holes.

Women that date assholes operate under the gaulty assumption that
assholes are basically nice guys underneath, and will stop being as$holes
for them.

Assholes rarely stop being assholes for one primary reason-- --
they're as$holes.

Women that marry as$holes:
(A)
suffer through a miserable marriage with the as$holes.
(B) divorce them and: (1)
marry another as$holes (see #5 for possible scenario) (2) wise up and
marry a nice guy (3) give up and stay single
(C) occasionally have a miracle occur
and the as$holes actually changes and become a nice guy (extremely
rare)

The number of women who are looking for nice guys is considerably
lower than the supply of them

Nice guys finish last, because they refuse to treat women like
shit and become what they despise (ie, as$holes)

Your attraction to someone is directly proportional to their attraction
to someone else (If you're interested, they aren't)

The attraction of someone else to you is inversely proportional
to your attraction to them (If they're interested, you aren't)

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Apr 1 2008, 10:42 AM

How does she get them out of the tub?

good one...

ganas

Wah,really ganas.

Might break wor.

Once you go over the elastic limit, it will not go back to the original "shape", and lose some of its elasticity.....

i think..... not suppose to ponteng or sleep on class