Hahahhaha.. Good one

LOL read this quite some time ago but still can laugh when I read it again!

OUCH~~~~~~~~

To be 10 again.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be 10 again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to a theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was Reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite sweets, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, What was it like being 10 again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you idiot!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

L = W, W = L?

Yawo... ahahhahaaha..

Ouch... sounds like a tragedy or a relieve?

Husband : Honey, I'm proud to have you as a wife. Every time when I lose my temper on you, you will keep quiet and listen to all my yelling and shouting.

Wife : That's my responsibility darling.

Husband : How you actually tolerate me?

Wife : It's easy dear. Every time you did that, I'll go and wash the toilet.

Husband : Huh? Does it help that much?

Wife : Yes, coz I use your toothbrush.

This post has been edited by suiteng: Jul 31 2007, 02:55 PM

LOL I cracked at the last sentence

*** lor... hahahahahaha...~!

I contribute 1 lah..

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

knnccb lor......

another knnccb joke

LMAO! t|u lor...

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Any more jokes?

Hahahahaha sei lor......

Sounds like me

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Added on February 29, 2008, 11:10 amWait, is it penis or *****?

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Added on February 29, 2008, 11:10 amOk, it's not penis

This post has been edited by suiteng: Feb 29 2008, 11:10 AM