hey whats that *****?

***** = kitten

what is ***** doin with ***** ? *__*

because it is *****

Wah,i dont understand with all these ******.

Really ********.

wuts all those ****** ??

***** = pu$$y
LYN will auto-censor vulgar words

hhaha playing with the ***** word ma

Taxi Fees


After traveling a few blocks, Miss Bigtits realized she had no money and immediately informed the driver. "You'd better stop. I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already," she said.

The driver checked her out in the rear-vision mirror. "That's okay," he said.
"I'll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra."

"You'd be cheating yourself," she replied.

"This bra is only worth five dollars."

is she blond?

Drunk Talking


A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

"Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this time?"

"$100," answers the man.

"$100!" she shouts. "That's ridiculous, spending that much in one night!"

"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, and you have your own pu$sy."

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.

"No, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained.

A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.

"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.

A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."

LOL LOL LOL

This is really funny man.

Little Eddie is walking down the hall at school talking to his friends.

Suddenly, the topic of conversation turns to dicks.

"My dad has two penises." Eddie tells his buddies.

"Man, you're full of shit. You can't have two penises. That's impossible," replies Eddie's friend John.

"No, really... it's true. He has a little one that he uses to go to the bathroom, and he has a big one that he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth."

lol. lol. mini and xl

Looks like the babysitter is doing some side business eh.

A new reporter for a small newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Jones was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts."

The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. "This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!"

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report.
"Mrs. Jones was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering in County Hospital
with lacerations on her ( o )( o )"

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, John, what was your toast?" John Said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

not (*)(*) meh?