Injured Farmhand
A farmhand goes to the doctor with a broken leg...

"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the
farm, that night, right after I had gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I
said no, everything is fine.

"Are you sure?" she asked.

"I'm sure," I said.

"Isn't there *anything* I can do for you?" she wanted to know.

"I reckon not, "I replied..."

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your
leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what
she meant, I fell off the roof!"

How does she get them out of the tub?