love - when u buy the perfect ring for each other
lust - when u put your thing into her ring..
marriage - u wonder when will the bell ring....
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Jun 9 2007, 02:07 AM
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love - when u buy the perfect ring for each other
lust - when u put your thing into her ring.. marriage - u wonder when will the bell ring.... |
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Jan 22 2008, 04:06 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 21 2008, 08:52 AM) What is love? OMG.. this is sooo truueeee... A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person. |
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Mar 26 2008, 03:48 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Mar 25 2008, 03:44 PM) Now bro.. you really have guts.. Dun forget to invite us!!.. QUOTE Year 2008 Resolution 5. Finally get married! 4. Earn more money! 3. Be more hardworking. 2. Have threesome with two hot chicks! 1. Have a healthier lifestyle Please do that b4 you married bro.. This post has been edited by baok: Mar 26 2008, 03:53 AM |
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