ewww....little sis must have tasted all the 'mayonnaise'....

Large Cock.

A small bloke is in the pub toilet having piss when the door to the bog opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large cock.

To the small man's amazement, the muscular guy growls and slams his cock into the sink attached to the wall. It shatters; spraying pieces and waters everywhere. Next, the muscular man growls louder and slams his cock into one of the stalls, making the whole thing collapses.

Then he slams is cock into the walls of the room, knocking a very large hole in it.

The muscular man approaches the scared small bloke having piss. "Hey, pal, do you see this very large, very strong cock?"

"ER, yes?" replies the little bloke.

"Do you know what I'm gonna do with this very large, very strong cock?"

"No I'm afraid I don't," says the little bloke

"I'm going to shove it up your ass!" exclaims the big muscular guy.

"Jesus, that's a relief," replies the little guy, "I thought you were going to hit me with it!"

A relieve? I rather he hit me with it

hahah nice stuff, been reading all the wy back to page 1, sometimes laughing too loud till everyone at office thinks i'm crazy.

Peach and Vagina.


A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.

"What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan." he replied.

So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.

The same bank manager said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"Give me a peach and I'll show you."

i dun understand

black powder makes v taste like peach

white powder do otherwise

makes peach tastes like v...kakakk

OMFG i was pwnt by the white powder! LOL

wakakakakakakakaka

0 to 200 in 6 seconds


Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

200 pounds! In less than 6 seconds!

Damn, I am Bob...

A Last Request
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.


The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Ahahaha..
Saw this joke b4 but nevertheless still funny..

This thread made my day, still going strong after 1 year. Go go aLittleMisfit!!

bob is missing due to?

1. Went hiding (wearing grass)?
2. Killed by his wife?


P/S: I laughed like no body business in my offis..

Almost Perfect Life


An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."

The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."

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its amnesia...