One day there was a magical room that if u tell a lie in it u will...*POOF* vanish. There was a Malay,indian and chinise guy in the magic room and they must say something about themselfs to get out of the room..The chinise guy started

Chinese guy:"I think i am........HANDSOME!!!".....a momment later nothing happened and the chinese guy could get out....then the indian guy said.

Indian guy:" I think i have......FAIR SKIN!!!" and *POOF* the indian guy vanished. the malay guy after seeing this thought to him self and thinking he should tell the truth...so he said..

Malay guy: I THINK....*POOF* the malay guy vanished


no offense as usual

this is lame
you just substitue the word nigger with indian and malays

LOL this is funny. We need more chinese ones >.<

I think you meant hell there ^^
Great joke nontheless xD

Heres one:

They were selling brains for brain transplant at the hospital and so the doctor was explaining to the customer:
"This here is a brain of a fellow doctor, he has a lot of experience and knowledge in medicines, it costs 10 mil"

At the next brain:
"Here, we have a brain of a professor, he knows alot of theories and have seen alot of the world, it costs 50 mil"

At the third brain
"This is a brain of a malay man, it costs 100mil"

The customer was startled at the price, "Why?" he asks.

Doctor: "Because it can store alot of things"



Lol, no offense ^^

The competition

There are 3 guys,a Mat-Salleh,a Chinese and a Malay.All of them wants to compete with each other by using their traditional utensils.

So,as usual Mat Salleh using steak knife & fork,chinese using chopsticks and Malay using a hand


1st ROUND, eating steak

Mat salleh guy use his steak knife & fork and finish his steak in the fastest time.He won the 1st place.

Chinese guy use his choptick is a bit difficult to eat,but he is in 2nd place.

Malay guy use hand to eat and is very troublesome,because the steak is very hot.He is in last placing.


2nd ROUND,eating rice

So,chinese guy comes the 2nd round by suggesting eating rice.

Chinese guy use his chopstick and finish his rice in no time.He is in 1st place.

Malay guy use his hand to eat,but not as fast as chinese.He got the 2nd place.

Mat Salleh sure lose because is impossible to use steak knife & fork to eat rice.He gave up.



So,the Malay guy still not satisfied due to he can't win any round for a 1st placing.And finally he comes out for 3rd ROUND.Which he suggest 3rd ROUND is......(click the spoiler)



This post has been edited by b3rnard7: Oct 11 2007, 12:41 AM

i didn't know using chopstick can eat rice very fast?

because the malay guy brain is "un-used" so still fresh..unlike those doctor and proff

Dr. Mahathir was thinking about sending a Malaysian into space.
Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian,
one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. Mahathir interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a
dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?
" Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."

"Why so much?" asks Dr. Mahathir.

"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe I no come back!" replied Muthu.

"That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...
Please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

Alamak, 2 million ringgit only lah Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.

"Two million? That's twice as much!
Even that Anneh (Bro in tamil) before you asked for only one million."

"You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ...
With so many of us, it is a big family to leave behind when I am gone..!"

"I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, as you heard,
This is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong smiles for a while, and says, "3 million linggit only loh Latuk."
Mahathir appears shocked. "What??? 3 million! Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, where-upon he quietly whispers
into his ear, "Latuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and
then one more million to send that Anneh into space!"

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Added on October 11, 2007, 11:05 amAh Beng and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told Ah Beng, "You can have her shipped home to Malaysia for USD$2000, or you can bury her for in the Holy Land for USD$150." Ah Beng thought about it and calculated that it would cost him a whooping MYR$6889.70 (Malaysian Ringgit) for the shipping expenditure. After due consideration, Ah Beng replied - "I take Option 1 lah". The undertaker was puzzled and asked, "Why would you spend USD$2000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only USD$150?"

Ah Beng answereEd, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and in 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take the chance... "

This post has been edited by badang_1785: Oct 11 2007, 11:05 AM

One day, in the plane .. a flight to London on AIR INDIA, there was an Indian man and a British man they were sitting beside each other so while on the flight ... the air stewardess started serving food but the Indian man, he brought his own food. He took out his own food .. Thosai, Rice, Chicken Curry and Mutton curry. The British man asked him " What is that? " the Indian man then replied " This is food India" Then the stewardess started serving drinks .. the Indian man took out his bottle of Lassi(yogurt drink) and started gulping it down, then the British man was curious and he asked "What is that ?" the Indian man replied and said "This is water India" . So after a few minutes everyone in the plane was relaxed .. the British man was sleeping and the Indian man was reading his newspaper .. SUDDENLY the Indian man farted .. the British man startled and he woke up and he asked the Indian man "WHAT WAS THAT !?" the Indian man replied and said " That is Air India"




This post has been edited by Exhilaration: Oct 11 2007, 12:18 PM

OMFG LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".

Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"

Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed..it's shit!! Phew..luckily we never stepped on it!!!".

if russian is called cosmonaut
and american is astronaut
and malaysian is can-or-naut

wat do we call the indons if they were to go to space (i dunno if they've been there b4 lol)

ROFL. Stupid Ah Beng

Winrar!! They never think

i don't understand the he rose from the dead, I just can't take the chance part.

hint : Jesus

he dun like his wife, so he don't want to take the chance where his wife might come back to life.

Nah, he killed the wife, and afraid the wife will resurrect

haha..
nice one..

Malays must improve Kompang sound?

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Added on October 12, 2007, 5:58 amada 4 orang buruh kasar..
1 dari China, 1 dari India, 1 dari Indonesia dan 1 Melayu dari Malaysia..
masing2 cerita kenapa mereka bekerja diMalaysia...

China: saya duduk kampung.. adik ada 15.. 1 org perempuan sahaja.. sebab papa mau anak lelaki untuk bekerja.. saya datang sebab mahu cari pengalaman..
India: saya juga duduk kampung.. adik ada 4 sahaja.. duduk kampung jadi petani sahaja.. duit tak banyak.. datang sini sebab gaji banyak..
Indonesia: Saya pula duduk bandar.. adik ada 10 sahaja.. kat Indonesia susah mau cari kerja..jadi datang sini mau kerja la..
Malay: aku duduk kampung.. belajar sampai SPM je.. nk masuk U xlepas sebab aku malas belajar.. aku kerja ni sebab dah xda benda nk buat.. ( adeh kutuk bangsa sendiri )

dalam masa rehat tuh buruh dari China terjatuh Handphone nya ke bawah.. pecah Handphone die..
die cakap : tak pa.. kat China ada banyak benda mcm ni.. Malaysia pon pakai Handphone China maa...

kemudian masa mengambil makanan dikantin.. buruh India tidak mahu lauk kari.. kawan2 nya bertanya mengapa tidak mahu kari itu..
buruh India tuh cakap : Kat India hari2 makan kari.. Malaysia pon mintak rempah2 dari India..

selepas makan mereka menghisap rokok dihujung bangunan.. buruh dari Indonesia menghulurkan rokok Surya..
kemudian dia bersuara : kalau xcukup bagi tahu.. saya bole bagi 1 karton kat kamu semua.. Malaysia pon mahu rokok dari Indonesia.. apa Malaysia ada?

dalam keadaan bengang buruh Malaysia itu menjerit kuat.. buruh Indonesia terkejut lalu terjatuh ke bawah dan mati..
buruh dari negara lain terkejut dengan tindakan buruh Malaysia itu..
dengan selamba dia bercakap : Dia sorang mati berpuluh2 buruh asing berterima kasih sebab dapat peluang masuk Malaysia.. sebab buruh2 asing semua dapat duit dari Kerajaan Malaysia..

The End

sorry im writing in Bahasa MALAYSIA..
im focusing on using our Beloved country language..


This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 12 2007, 05:58 AM

UPSR examination question, fill in the blanks.

1. If you always drunk you are______.
2. If you always cheat you are______.
3. If you always lazy you are______.