Oct 11 2007, 12:18 AM
QUOTE(Holyboyz @ Oct 10 2007, 02:19 PM)
Here's a Chinese one!
One day a chinese, malay, and indian guy died and went to heaven. The guardian of heavens gates said that heaven was overpopulated and he can only let a person in if they are truly and purely holy.To determined whether they are holy enuf or not they had to climb the "100 stairs of dirty jokes" where at every step an angel will appear and tell them a dirty joke,if they can climb the stairs without laughing at any of the jokes they would be able to enter heaven.
So the malay guy started first....on the 3rd step he laughed and *BOOM* was sent to hell
2nd the indian guy went......on the 40th step the laugh so loud he craped his pants *BOOM* he was sent to HELL
Finally it was the Chinese guys turn....he climbed climbed and climbed without laughing at any of the jokes...amazingly he made it to the 99th step!! 1 more to go and he would make it to heaven. BUT as he was going to climb the final step he laughed out loud and *BOOM* was send to hell
The Malay and indian guy in hell was confused and ask him why did he laugh!! he was to close to getting into heaven
The chinese guy said :" i finally understood the first joke"
I think you meant hell there ^^One day a chinese, malay, and indian guy died and went to heaven. The guardian of heavens gates said that heaven was overpopulated and he can only let a person in if they are truly and purely holy.To determined whether they are holy enuf or not they had to climb the "100 stairs of dirty jokes" where at every step an angel will appear and tell them a dirty joke,if they can climb the stairs without laughing at any of the jokes they would be able to enter heaven.
So the malay guy started first....on the 3rd step he laughed and *BOOM* was sent to hell
2nd the indian guy went......on the 40th step the laugh so loud he craped his pants *BOOM* he was sent to HELL
Finally it was the Chinese guys turn....he climbed climbed and climbed without laughing at any of the jokes...amazingly he made it to the 99th step!! 1 more to go and he would make it to heaven. BUT as he was going to climb the final step he laughed out loud and *BOOM* was send to hell
The Malay and indian guy in hell was confused and ask him why did he laugh!! he was to close to getting into heaven
The chinese guy said :" i finally understood the first joke"
Great joke nontheless xD
Heres one:
They were selling brains for brain transplant at the hospital and so the doctor was explaining to the customer:
"This here is a brain of a fellow doctor, he has a lot of experience and knowledge in medicines, it costs 10 mil"
At the next brain:
"Here, we have a brain of a professor, he knows alot of theories and have seen alot of the world, it costs 50 mil"
At the third brain
"This is a brain of a malay man, it costs 100mil"
The customer was startled at the price, "Why?" he asks.
Doctor: "Because it can store alot of things"
Lol, no offense ^^
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