13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo

What it means???

lei ying lo = you win lor

lol just guessing.

This post has been edited by filezer: Sep 29 2007, 02:11 AM

i think it meant 'laying low'

great jokes keep it coming
gotta tell these to my kakis one day xD

THE GENIE

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

Why cant the indians win the world cup?

Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall.

I loled

^ , that's a good one...

well, TS, it's brilliant you came up which such this idea, i'll give my support man, the way i see it, i don't think it'll hurt our feeling, it's a joke about our country

i LOLed but........ hrmm.....

I lol-ed hard on these 2 jokes.

This thread is a good thread.You have my full support on this.

They should compile a "racist" joke book.Singapore has one and most of the racist are the funniest.

don't flame me

One fine day 3 good friends died in a car accident, one chinese, one indian and one malay. They all went to heaven.

At the gate of heaven stood god, he said that they'll need to pay a large sum of money to enter heaven.

The chinese immediately found an Ah Long and borrowed the money from him, god let him through.

The Indian asked his family and relatives in heaven for the money, he too entered heaven.

So they both waited happily inside the gates for their Malay good friend.
After waiting for some time they felt weird that their friend hasn't show up yet, they then went outside to look for him and saw him standing there.

"What are you doing here? Why didn't you go in?" asked them both

"I'm waiting for the government" he replied

lmfao, really funny, but some a little over . There are very very sensitive people here.

harhar

as long as everyone's open minded, ther'll be no racism here.jz relax n LOL at the jokes ROFL

haha, that was funny...

Very direct.

I got one..very very old joke based on the way each race's drum beating rhythm (I think during the 70's this joke was first mentioned - my dad)

Why Chinese are mostly rich?
Ans: The rhythm of drum Chinese beat " Un Tung, Un Tung, Un tung"

Why some Indians rich and some very poor?
Ans: The rhythm of drum "Kadang - Kadang Un tung, ka dang ka dang untung"

Why are Malays poor?
Ans: Tak Un Tung, Tak Un tung....

hope u guys understand la..

I LOL'D HARD!

loleD at first too..... then hmmm...same like goldfries

i dont understand

the beat of the percussion

this joke is best when its spoken, not written

Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks.

Malay girl

1st date: You get to hold hands

2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.

3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.

Chinese girl

1st date: You take her to a restaurant.

2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.

3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.
[I]
Indian girl

1st date: You meet her parents.

2nd date: She meets your parents.

3rd date: Wedding night.

This post has been edited by Glocker: Sep 30 2007, 04:39 PM