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Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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xsan

Oct 12 2007, 04:51 AM

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QUOTE(ahsia80 @ Sep 29 2007, 11:47 PM)

I got one..very very old joke based on the way each race's drum beating rhythm (I think during the 70's this joke was first mentioned - my dad)

Why Chinese are mostly rich?
Ans: The rhythm of drum Chinese beat " Un Tung, Un Tung, Un tung"

Why some Indians rich and some very poor?
Ans: The rhythm of drum "Kadang - Kadang Un tung, ka dang ka dang untung"

Why are Malays poor?
Ans: Tak Un Tung, Tak Un tung....

hope u guys understand la..

haha..
nice one..

Malays must improve Kompang sound?

Added on October 12, 2007, 5:58 amada 4 orang buruh kasar..
1 dari China, 1 dari India, 1 dari Indonesia dan 1 Melayu dari Malaysia..
masing2 cerita kenapa mereka bekerja diMalaysia...

China: saya duduk kampung.. adik ada 15.. 1 org perempuan sahaja.. sebab papa mau anak lelaki untuk bekerja.. saya datang sebab mahu cari pengalaman..
India: saya juga duduk kampung.. adik ada 4 sahaja.. duduk kampung jadi petani sahaja.. duit tak banyak.. datang sini sebab gaji banyak..
Indonesia: Saya pula duduk bandar.. adik ada 10 sahaja.. kat Indonesia susah mau cari kerja..jadi datang sini mau kerja la..
Malay: aku duduk kampung.. belajar sampai SPM je.. nk masuk U xlepas sebab aku malas belajar.. aku kerja ni sebab dah xda benda nk buat.. ( adeh kutuk bangsa sendiri

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dalam masa rehat tuh buruh dari China terjatuh Handphone nya ke bawah.. pecah Handphone die..
die cakap : tak pa.. kat China ada banyak benda mcm ni.. Malaysia pon pakai Handphone China maa...

kemudian masa mengambil makanan dikantin.. buruh India tidak mahu lauk kari.. kawan2 nya bertanya mengapa tidak mahu kari itu..
buruh India tuh cakap : Kat India hari2 makan kari.. Malaysia pon mintak rempah2 dari India..

selepas makan mereka menghisap rokok dihujung bangunan.. buruh dari Indonesia menghulurkan rokok Surya..
kemudian dia bersuara : kalau xcukup bagi tahu.. saya bole bagi 1 karton kat kamu semua.. Malaysia pon mahu rokok dari Indonesia.. apa Malaysia ada?

dalam keadaan bengang buruh Malaysia itu menjerit kuat.. buruh Indonesia terkejut lalu terjatuh ke bawah dan mati..

buruh dari negara lain terkejut dengan tindakan buruh Malaysia itu..
dengan selamba dia bercakap : Dia sorang mati berpuluh2 buruh asing berterima kasih sebab dapat peluang masuk Malaysia.. sebab buruh2 asing semua dapat duit dari Kerajaan Malaysia..

The End

sorry im writing in Bahasa MALAYSIA..
im focusing on using our Beloved country language..

This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 12 2007, 05:58 AM

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xsan	Oct 16 2007, 09:11 PM Return to original view \| Post #2
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	why CHINESE MUST go back CHINA? because CHINESE from CHINA visa expired.. must go back and renew it.. who is the famous Malaysian monk? Samy Vellu..
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xsan	Oct 17 2007, 02:27 PM Return to original view \| Post #3
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	haih didnt understand the joke ar?? rule said that every visitor from any country must renew visa after its expired.. so if CHINESE FROM CHINA come visit MALAYSIA then after its expired go to CHINA back and renew it.. simple.. BTW im not CHINESE or INDIAN or MALAY im a proud MALAYSIAN.. QUOTE(kyon22 @ Oct 17 2007, 12:02 PM) Im half chinese - how im going to go back? if you born in MALAYSIA no need to go back.. cuz got IC lor.. QUOTE(Acey @ Oct 16 2007, 11:42 PM) ^ MEH LAN LEI GEH????? sorry i didnt understand.. mind to translate it into English? QUOTE(imperialrealcs @ Oct 17 2007, 05:10 AM) which part is the funny 1 besides, who say chinese must go back china? where u get this from? interesting both.. my chinese friend laughed at this 2 jokes.. Chinese from China state must renew visa lor.. where did i get?? secreto... This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 17 2007, 02:39 PM
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xsan	Oct 17 2007, 02:42 PM Return to original view \| Post #4
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	QUOTE(lawsh @ Oct 17 2007, 02:32 PM) so what you are trying to say are those china chinese who are here need to go back renew visa??? AFAIK, no need go back to china already can renew visa just go out to thailand for a few days then come back voila, you get a new visa as easy as that?? is it legal or illegal? Added on October 17, 2007, 2:47 pm QUOTE(ante5k @ Oct 17 2007, 02:37 PM) i think what he meant was citizen of china is called chinese, eg. citizen of america is american. finally someone understand! more eg: citizen of Indonesia is Indonesian Perak is Perakian Johor is Johorean This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 17 2007, 02:47 PM
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xsan	Oct 18 2007, 03:29 AM Return to original view \| Post #5
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	QUOTE(Acey @ Oct 18 2007, 12:48 AM) we wouldnt want any of what youre smoking, secreto, lamerto, whatever toto. looks like someone angry?? why not enjoy the jokes rather than being racist????
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xsan	Oct 19 2007, 03:00 AM Return to original view \| Post #6
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	where can you found all Malaysian Races( Chinese Malay Indian Punjabi etc)?? Mamak stall.. cuz its cheap, halal, got entertainment ( Astro ) and on the corner.. This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 19 2007, 03:03 AM
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xsan	Oct 20 2007, 11:15 PM Return to original view \| Post #7
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	QUOTE(mono_demon @ Oct 20 2007, 12:12 PM) lol.. not qc la.. simon cowell wannabe.. haha! btw, have some joke here, but mostly involving the word 'god'.. how? cannot share here ah? rules of racist jokes.. involve only race not religion..
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xsan	Nov 2 2007, 05:13 AM Return to original view \| Post #8
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	another one.. i got this while im reading previous jokes... Ali, Chandra n Boon is an office mate.. when break time arrived they all went to toilet and doing some "business" b4 lunch.. at the stall they eating rice with some "lauk".. before eating Ali n Chandra go to wash their hands.. Boon waiting at the table.. after 2 guys went back to table they all starts to eat their food.. then Boon speaks "why you all dont use equipment for eating like fork,spoon, knife or chopsticks?" Chandra said " i prefer using hand.. easy to eat.." Ali agree with Chandra statement... then Boon said "arent your hand is dirty after doing some "business" in toilet?? dats why we Chinese smarter.. we use equipment for eating.." then Ali said " if u all Chinese smarter why using tissue to wipe your @$$ n p3ni$??..if you wash it better than wipe it.. "
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xsan	Nov 2 2007, 11:10 PM Return to original view \| Post #9
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	QUOTE(Strik3 @ Nov 2 2007, 09:23 AM) ^ Humor not installed? Ignore, Retry, Cancel? Ignore my post if youre racist.. Retry read my post if youre not.. Cancel your post if youre trying to start a race war..
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xsan	Nov 10 2007, 09:52 PM Return to original view \| Post #10
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	finally singh jokes.. i got one.. Problems of a country: India = poverty China = population Malaysia = stupidity.. ( protest name BERSIH but ends up with non BERSIH protest)
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xsan	Nov 11 2007, 04:40 PM Return to original view \| Post #11
Ouh Emm Gee I Can Edit This Nao Senior Member 1,020 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: Bastion Keep	QUOTE(JiaWei123 @ Nov 11 2007, 01:31 PM) Malaysia = Malay sial << got this written on the back of the bus.. ouch dude.. too offense... Added on November 15, 2007, 4:48 ami got one.. in a festival celebration everyone will burn China.. malay, indian and also Chinese burn China.. its illegal but its quite fun to burn China.. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « psst its China Firecracker.. not Chinese people.. This post has been edited by xsan: Nov 15 2007, 04:48 AM
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