Here's a Chinese one!

One day a chinese, malay, and indian guy died and went to heaven. The guardian of heavens gates said that heaven was overpopulated and he can only let a person in if they are truly and purely holy.To determined whether they are holy enuf or not they had to climb the "100 stairs of dirty jokes" where at every step an angel will appear and tell them a dirty joke,if they can climb the stairs without laughing at any of the jokes they would be able to enter heaven.

So the malay guy started first....on the 3rd step he laughed and *BOOM* was sent to hell

2nd the indian guy went......on the 40th step the laugh so loud he craped his pants *BOOM* he was sent to heaven

Finally it was the Chinese guys turn....he climbed climbed and climbed without laughing at any of the jokes...amazingly he made it to the 99th step!! 1 more to go and he would make it to heaven. BUT as he was going to climb the final step he laughed out loud and *BOOM* was send to hell

The Malay and indian guy in hell was confused and ask him why did he laugh!! he was to close to getting into heaven

The chinese guy said :" i finally understood the first joke"

I heard this from some kid, I laughed at it the first time I heard it. Might be old cause I've heard some variations.

So there were these 3 men who are going back from a private meeting. They were working for a large company and were on a helicopter returning from Penang. All of a sudden, over the sea, the helicopter started waving back and forth dangerously. The pilot announced they needed to throw out some weight because of the weather. One guy, a Frenchmen, threw out bottles of wine he brought with him, saying he could get more where he came from. A Chinese guy from China threw out his shoes, phone, iPod, and all his valuables, saying he could get more where he came from. A Malay guy from Malaysia(duh) threw out the Chinese guy, saying he could get a lot more where he came from.