This is kinda an old one but wana share it with u guys

Row your boat



If this one tickled your funny bone i got alot more ^^

Heres a few more! once more no offence


When a Malay and an Indian is in a car whos driving?



What is Yellow out side black inside and funny!



2 Malay guys jump off a cliff who reaches the bottom and dies first?



What do u do when u see a Malay with half a face?



A Malay person on the moon is a called?



A group or Malay people on the moon is called?



The entire Malay population on the moon is called?



An Indian under the ocean



The entire Indian population under the ocean



If these offends anyone at all ill take them down on the spot
ty for reading





This post has been edited by Holyboyz: Oct 10 2007, 12:40 PM

Here's a Chinese one!

One day a chinese, malay, and indian guy died and went to heaven. The guardian of heavens gates said that heaven was overpopulated and he can only let a person in if they are truly and purely holy.To determined whether they are holy enuf or not they had to climb the "100 stairs of dirty jokes" where at every step an angel will appear and tell them a dirty joke,if they can climb the stairs without laughing at any of the jokes they would be able to enter heaven.

So the malay guy started first....on the 3rd step he laughed and *BOOM* was sent to hell

2nd the indian guy went......on the 40th step the laugh so loud he craped his pants *BOOM* he was sent to hell

Finally it was the Chinese guys turn....he climbed climbed and climbed without laughing at any of the jokes...amazingly he made it to the 99th step!! 1 more to go and he would make it to heaven. BUT as he was going to climb the final step he laughed out loud and *BOOM* was send to hell

The Malay and indian guy in hell was confused and ask him why did he laugh!! he was to close to getting into heaven

The chinese guy said :" i finally understood the first joke"

This post has been edited by Holyboyz: Oct 11 2007, 01:04 AM

One day there was a magical room that if u tell a lie in it u will...*POOF* vanish. There was a Malay,indian and chinise guy in the magic room and they must say something about themselfs to get out of the room..The chinise guy started

Chinese guy:"I think i am........HANDSOME!!!".....a momment later nothing happened and the chinese guy could get out....then the indian guy said.

Indian guy:" I think i have......FAIR SKIN!!!" and *POOF* the indian guy vanished. the malay guy after seeing this thought to him self and thinking he should tell the truth...so he said..

Malay guy: I THINK....*POOF* the malay guy vanished


no offense as usual