Man I cannot stop laughing for this joke !

I cant talk bad about any Malays or Indians cause there's one of each race on my family tree.

dude .. the original joke is about nationality .. China have alot of malay?

i will not point any but please stop posting joke that doesnt potray the characteristic of the race.. anyone can replace the subject of that joke with any race and that surely has no point except to offend ..especially those nigra copycat joke

Guys, please think of others before you post your jokes.

Don't start a war/controversies please. Thanks

omg lol!!!!!

Sun Exploration

Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations:

China Delegate: 'By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project. '

Russian Delegate: ' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.'

Bill Clinton: ' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.'

Malaysian Delegate: 'By the year 2000, Malaysia will explore the sun.'

There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate: ' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?'

Malaysian Delegate (smiling): 'I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'

from a standup comedy show i saw in singapore.

chinese eating philosophy:

"if can move, can eat. if cannot move, can eat faster!"

Malaysia FTW!

Hahahah this one is damn funny xD

why CHINESE MUST go back CHINA?
because CHINESE from CHINA visa expired..
must go back and renew it..

who is the famous Malaysian monk?
Samy Vellu..

^ MEH LAN LEI GEH?????

Am I supposed to laugh ?

lol, tis is funnier

which part is the funny 1
besides, who say chinese must go back china? where u get this from? interesting

I already asked him "MEH LAN LEI GEH?"

tq try again

er...ok. you point is?

1)there a conversation between 3 frens, malay, indian n chinese

chinese: u see are, we chinese are the most smart human in the world.. we only eat using 2 chopstick, while u indian n malay using 5 fingers to eat..
indian: eh, how come....
malay: walaneh, we are the most smart bcoz we eat using 5 fingers, while u eat using 5 fingers n 2 chopstick,,, count by urself.
indian: huhu!!

2) There are also 3 frens indian,chinese n malay walking in the jungle n suddenly they found a white chick swimming in the river... n they started to do something evil ... they gangbang the white chick n suddenly her father saw n catch those 3 bastards.... the father said they must be punished... but 3 of them must go to the jungle find fruits n came back to see him, or else u r dead meat. so three of them went to the jungle n find the fruits...

then a malay guy bring back grapes n give to that man..

the father: do a doggiestyle position( n he try to push that grape into the malay guys' as#h#les...
malay: oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! its hurt.....wtf r u doing???!! ( said malay guy to that man),...

then.... an indian fren comes with lemons n saw a malay guy with the grape on his ass.. n hes worried n scared ...
later that indian fren also kena like his malay fren....

suddenly, they both laugh like hell... bcoz....




This post has been edited by killingspree: Oct 17 2007, 11:50 AM

Im half chinese - how im going to go back?

the joke aint funny but, for some reason nobody replied "good joke" on a chinese joke and replied only to malay and indians one

haih didnt understand the joke ar??
rule said that every visitor from any country must renew visa after its expired..
so if CHINESE FROM CHINA come visit MALAYSIA then after its expired go to CHINA back and renew it..
simple..
BTW im not CHINESE or INDIAN or MALAY im a proud MALAYSIAN..

if you born in MALAYSIA no need to go back..
cuz got IC lor..

sorry i didnt understand.. mind to translate it into English?

both.. my chinese friend laughed at this 2 jokes..
Chinese from China state must renew visa lor..
where did i get??
secreto...

This post has been edited by xsan: Oct 17 2007, 02:39 PM