Dr. Mahathir was thinking about sending a Malaysian into space.
Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian,
one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. Mahathir interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a
dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?
" Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."

"Why so much?" asks Dr. Mahathir.

"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe I no come back!" replied Muthu.

"That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...
Please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

Alamak, 2 million ringgit only lah Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.

"Two million? That's twice as much!
Even that Anneh (Bro in tamil) before you asked for only one million."

"You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ...
With so many of us, it is a big family to leave behind when I am gone..!"

"I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, as you heard,
This is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong smiles for a while, and says, "3 million linggit only loh Latuk."
Mahathir appears shocked. "What??? 3 million! Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, where-upon he quietly whispers
into his ear, "Latuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and
then one more million to send that Anneh into space!"

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Added on October 11, 2007, 11:05 amAh Beng and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told Ah Beng, "You can have her shipped home to Malaysia for USD$2000, or you can bury her for in the Holy Land for USD$150." Ah Beng thought about it and calculated that it would cost him a whooping MYR$6889.70 (Malaysian Ringgit) for the shipping expenditure. After due consideration, Ah Beng replied - "I take Option 1 lah". The undertaker was puzzled and asked, "Why would you spend USD$2000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only USD$150?"

Ah Beng answereEd, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and in 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take the chance... "

This post has been edited by badang_1785: Oct 11 2007, 11:05 AM

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".

Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"

Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed..it's shit!! Phew..luckily we never stepped on it!!!".