hahaha.. thats a GOOD ONE!

That day I go up north with Linpeh to Ipoh to eat Taugeh chicken lice, then on the way kambing back to KL he suddenly shouted ...

Linpeh : OI!!! STOPPTHE CAR!!!
Me : What??!!
Linpeh : STOP THE CAR!!!
Me : HERE? In the middle of nowhere? you crazy??!!! no way!
Linpeh : Stop the car or i will shit in your car!
Me : MCH!!! ok ok I stop!!! I stop!!! Stop where ?
Linpeh : There! u see the bush there?
Me : Ok ok now get the outta my car and go shit in the bush!

Linpeh jumped outta my car and run as fast as he could into the bush while i stay in the car and wait for him to finish his business ....

A few minits later my phone ring ... I see see its Linpeh.

Me : Halo! You shit that time need to chat with someone only can come out izzit?
Linpeh : Oi! Your car got tissue paper anot?
Me : Tarak! Sand paper u ngam anot?
Linpeh : Mahai dun play!!
Me : Really tarak wan leh! In my boot there really got sand paper wan!
Linpeh : *** la! no tisue how to wipe?
Me : Err ... use leaves la!!!
Linpeh : Mch! no leaves on the ground la! if wanna use leave kenot climb tree naked ledi! Lu siao ar??!!
Me : Aiyaks! lidat ... lidat ... ermm
Linpeh : ***! Faster help me think la!
Me : OH!! use money!!! you got one ringgit anot?
Linpeh : Got! Then?
Me : Use it to wipe la!
Linpeh : Use one ringgit to wipe?? U sure can anot??!!!
Me : Can la!!! last time my relative also done something lidis before geh! trust me!
Linpeh : MCH! if you bruff me then u die!

Few minutes later I can see Linpeh emerges from the bush ... something dont seems very right, the way hes walking is somehow wrong .... so i got down of the car and asked him ...

Me : Oi your shit too hard your ******* koyakED izzit?
Linpeh : No lah! this time my shit soft soft sticky sticky one! got undigested taugeh sommo!
Me : Then why u walk lidat wan??
Linpeh : Niahma! all thanks to you la!
Me : Why me?
Linpeh : You asked me to use one Ringgit to wipe my ass lar ***!
Me : Yar ... dint that do the trick? If one ringgit not enuff then u use 2 ringgit la!
Linpeh : Mahai!!! 2 Ringgit??!! I where got so much coins??!!!

WALAOEH USE COINS !!!!! Freakin' funny !!!

Linpeh = WIN

Hope that this would Make U Guys Laugh da heck out of it!*thuMbs!!^^



Sunday Afternoon 2pm
*Blerdy Hawt weather*
Theres 3 fella was At da roof top of KLCC

`Ah Beng: Wah Kai Niang eh,Darn Hawt Larh ciipeks!Fark Da Gods larh

`Ah Lian :Did u Brush ur Teeth tis morning?y Ur mouth so smelly?Open mouth only start cursing lyk nobodys Dai Ji(problem)

`Ah Seng :Its afternoon already he had been polluted his breath since da moment he woke up..Just ignore Him...

`Ah Beng :Eh Eh,wat ur problemO now?u beh song(Tak Syok) issit now?ppls DAI JI
u also wan kakacaucau..u kiam pak issit?(erk..asking for a fight)

After talkin bullshits for few mins Suddenly ah Beng Saw sumthing on top of da roof top which is glitterin n Sparkling at Ah Beng's eye

`Ah Beng :Wah Ciibai!u guys saw that?

`Ah Seng :Wats dat?

`Ah Lian :Wat?!Wat?!?Dam Hot here Larh n So Dangerous

`Ah Beng : U GUYS BLIND arkS?Knn~(while pointing Dat Sparkling Dam Thinggie)

Ah Beng went approch..n bend down n pick dat sparkling thinggie..its was a genie lamp..well stupid was stupid after all..

`Ah Beng :Wah!wats this tea-pot doing here?!Not Bad leh!!Got ppl cum here n Drink TEH here ahhh~

`Ah Seng :(Was intend to find a Wall to bang his own head)Gosh...is a genie lamp larh dumb arse

`Ah Beng :(trying to Cover his mistakes)eh u think..i stupid issit?i just don wanna tell u all only..c u all so clever i RUB Da tea-pot let u c larh

`Ah Lian :ermm..genie lamp..

`Ah Beng :uh...Watever larh genie LAMB

Ah Beng Rub n Rub n Rub So Hardly n suddenly *Poff Poff Poff*
A Genie Came out from da genie lamp lyk a spirit
Ah Beng was to shock n threw dat lamp to Ah Seng

`Genie :Who Summoned Me?(Wit A Angry Emotion)

`Ah Beng :Not Me la..i dint even touch u tea-pot(hidin bhind Ah Seng Almost Pee on his own pants)

`Ah Lian :It was Me Summoned U!!(Acting Brave)

`Genie :watever larh just cincai n lets just do this fast..ill grand each of u 1 wishes for being somebody but u hav to jump down from this building n shout wat u wanna b..

`Ah Lian :So Syok?

`Ah Beng :U sure anot?Don Pang Per Ki larh(*Put Aeroplane*Lie to me)Here got 100++ floor leh..i died u PAY AH?Wan Jump u Guys jump larh..i c enuff..Siow Eh..

`Ah Seng :Okay Genie ill trust u

So Ah Lian Was 1st to ran..she ran n ran n jump!
`Ah Lian :i wanna b a Pheonix!!

*Pooff*She turned to a PHEONIX

Ah Beng Was Stunned a lil at the starting
`Ah Beng :Siow eh?Confirm the firm firm UMM GONG(LUCKY) 1 laa..


Ah Seng ran a lil Faster than Ah Lian..N He JumP!!
`Ah Seng :I wannA b a SuperMAN!!!


*Prooff* He Become a Superman n flew away

Ah Beng Was IMPRESSED
`Ah Beng :WALAU..GOT FREE THING?Dwuan arks?Sioa Eh Kaniniah Cipekss!!Wait For me!!!

Ah Beng RAn N Ran N Ran!!Nobody could stop him from such momentum..this is the 1st time Ah Beng felt so SuCCessful..n proud of himself..when he was almost thre to jump..before the edge..
HE ACCIDENTALY SLIP n fALL
He was panic n SHouted!


Ah Beng : CAU *****!!!






*Proof*Proof*
Ah Beng Turned Out to B a ***** =D


Not Only cibaii
he bcame the smelliest 1st xD



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Two neighbours Ah Beng and Ah Seng hate each other.

One day, Ah Beng's pet donkey went into Ah Seng's garden. When Ah Seng found out, he was angry - so he kicked the donkey back to Ah Beng's house and told Ah Beng to make sure not to let his pets stray into his house again. Ah Beng thought Ah Seng was being very rude but he just kept quiet.

The next day, Ah Beng's chicken went to Ah Seng's house. Ah Seng couldn't cope with all the noise and disturbance from the chicken so Ah Seng caught the chicken and cut it into pieces for dinner. When Ah Beng heard about it, he got really angry but again kept his patience and did nothing.

On the third day, Ah Seng found Ah Beng's cat sneaking around his house. Having enough disruptions already, he took out a blade and cut off all the cat's fur and sent it back to Ah Beng.

Ah Beng was furious and told Ah Seng "I'm going to sue you for this!"

...

Finally the day came to go to court, and when the jury asked Ah Beng to describe why he wanted to sue Ah Seng, he said:

"First, he kicked my ass. Then, he chopped off my cock. And then he sheared my ***** clean."

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Added on June 28, 2007, 7:03 pmA university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

The prizewinner wrote:

"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

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Added on June 28, 2007, 7:04 pmA poem written by an African Shakespeare:

Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:
When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured?

This post has been edited by bladegirl: Jun 28 2007, 07:04 PM

Banta Singh Again

BANTA SINGH & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Banta Singh : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Banta Singh : ... EVERY YEAR

BANTA SINGH & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Banta Singh at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

BANTA SINGH & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Banta Singh asked his wife, Do I
look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Banta Singh : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's
why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

BANTA SINGH & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Banta Singh whether any great man born in
this village or not .. and Banta Singh said .. "No sir, only babies were
born here .. "

BANTA SINGH & HIS EXPERIMENT
Banta Singh was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered
it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Banta Singh said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.
Banta Singh become a saint!

BANTA SINGH & DRIVER
When Banta Singh was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted mirror. Banta Singh shouted, "You are trying to see my wife
?
Sit back. I will drive.

BANTA SINGH GOES TO HOTEL
Banta Singh went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Banta Singh pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

BANTA SINGH & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire
and how will you escape ?
Banta Singh : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Banta Singh was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right
chest ... and he did it !

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse & slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house & took a bite out of my ham & cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham & cheese sandwich & left it on the kitchen table & when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before & I'm sick & tired of it!

Dispatcher:9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:&nb sp; I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant & her contractions are only 2 minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher:9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darnn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North & Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:&n bsp; No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS GEICO AUTO INSURANCE AGENT.

BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER

- - - -
Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June-they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level-Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"-under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.
But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:



$379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.




$665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.




$6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.
To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,
Simon Furman
GEICO Agent

lol.. optimus prime needs to get a dayjob.. lol!!

7 Wonders: They Are All Available In Malaysia
Source : http://e.sinchew-i.com/content.phtml?sec=2...07190031&sdate=


The new 7 wonders voted by millions of Internet users are really not up to standard.

Actually they could just make thing simpler, as the "new 7 wonders" are just before our eyes. If the 7 wonders to be chosen from Malaysia, it should have less controversies than the online voting.

1. Tropical Water Village:
After a great thunderstorm in the afternoon, Kuala Lumpur will be "immersed" in water.
At that moment, Kuala Lumpur will become like Venice. Tourists can see inverted reflection of KLCC Twin Towers and KL Tower in the water. It is wavy and swaying.
We can suggest to the Ministry of Tourism of the boat services. The ministry can recruit fishing boats and hundreds of boatman from all over Malaysia.
Starting from KLCC Twin Towers, the boatman who is wearing Songkok and Sari will be singing while bringing his passengers to the Golden Triangle of Bukit Bintang and finally stops at Merdeka Square.
If the tourists are not yet satisfied, they can go to the underground parking of Merdeka Square. It is the world's first underground swimming and snorkeling pool. Cars immersed in the water can be used for treasure hunt.

2. The Wonder of Mice and Human :
Gurney Drive of Penang is full of mice and human, but they do not interfere each others. Instead, they appreciate one another and it can become a role model for ecology.
While the tourists are enjoying Penang cuisine in Gurney Drive, hundreds of mice are rushing between their feet. They are eating with their mouths, and at the same time their feet are moving up and down, playing hide-and-seek with mice. They are staying happily together.
In addition, we can propose to Tourism Penang that they should encourage the food stalls to obtain materials from local sources and produce "mice grand feast"!
It could be "rats with three ways of eating": firstly grill the rat skin, and later braise the meat. The rest of the parts could be used to cook rat soup. The second menu is rats potpourri: mince rat meat and stir-fry it with five spices. Thirdly they can make "rats sushi": choose bigger rats, and then stabbed it into thin slides after its skin was peeled. Mix the thin slides with Wasabi and best served while fresh.

3. The Lost of Ma Zu:
Kudat in Sabah is searching for the mysterious Ma Zu.
Kudat is located at the northeast of Borneo. Initially there is a Ma Zu statue, but it was later went missing and only the base was left over. Is Ma Zu "flew" to overseas already?
This miracle is comparable to the Apollo statue which keep watch Aegean Sea more than 2,000 years ago. The history of Apollo statue is only available in annals record, and we can no longer see its statue. For centuries, visitors go to the Rhodes Island at the Aegean Sea, but they simply couldn't see the statue.
Even though Kudat's Ma Zu statue is missing, but it can act like the Apollo statue at Rhodes Island, welcoming the tourists. Then they can travel together and search for Ma Zu statue.

4. Thrilled Johor Bahru:
It provides an unprecedented horror experience.
Theme parks are famous in the worldwide. However, most of the theme parks are fake and they tend to be formalised. It is difficult to provide true feeling to the tourists.
In this Johor Bahru theme park, the most famous game is snatching. When a tourist is walking on the street, a snatch thief will switch on his motorcycle engine. A self-experienced game which tests your wisdom and courage starts now!
If the tourist successfully catches the snatch thief, with the assistance of other people, he can attack the thief with Wushu freely. Sometimes, the thief could be assaulted until dying.
Not only for justice, but playing Wushu can as well give vent to long-suppressed emotions. It is so refreshing!
However, this theme park is very adventurous. In most cases, tourists have to pay for heavy price. It is the matter of life and death, not wealth.
Well, let's look at Spanish Bull Runs which attracts many tourists annually. The tourists are enjoying themselves in this dangerous game. It seems that Johor Bahru screaming theme park would succeed.

5. Crowd at Shore :
Experiencing the ultimate human endurance, and the strong will in fighting for a better future.
Every morning when the sky is still dark, there are thousands of students and those who needs to put food on table, are waiting at the narrow gateway for their better future.
It is a grand view to see more than ten thousands people moving together. When you go closer, you will discover that many of them are weak children walking slowly with a heavy schoolbag and a heavy hand bag.

6. Haze:
Seasonal event each year- the hazy sight.
This event is already well-known internationally, and need not to be introduced again.

7. Water World in Parliament Building:
Malaysia Parliament building has two major characteristics: First characteristic is water leakage while the second is saliva.
Seven wonders are all available in Malaysia. It is quite surprisingly that the government has failed to notice them, and didn't include them as tourism major events. It's too bad!

Memo to All Employees:
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We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T ).


Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) . This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T ) .


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P.S.: Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time!

Sincerely

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(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).








Have a wonderful day!

Bas.tard


"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bas.tard. I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."

"Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bas.tard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."

"It's not a Bas.tard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bas.tard. It means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... exactly like that"

"It's not behavior of a bas.tard. It means he wants to protect you."

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he take off your clothes like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......"

"He still doesn't deserve to be called "Bas.tard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely."

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."

"Did he do it just like what we do?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same"

"You still can't call him Bas.tard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor
screaming, BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD !

it's from malaysia today.

Sister Mary

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in the car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm converting."

first time i didn't get a joke.. either this joke failed or i don't understnad it..

The punch line is that they think that the nuns can convert pee into petrol/gasoline as how Jesus turned water into wine.

oh ok.. not so funny in malaysia i guess.. especially to non christians too.. we dunno what it means.. lol..

even if it's not a christian story it should still be easy to understand
they saw the nun using pee to fill her gas tank, if miraculously it started the car, they'll believe in christ.

Kepala samseng masuk penjara.
Kepala polis bikin angkara.
Kepala menteri jadi gula-gula.
Kepala samseng keluar penjara

Pegawai TNB

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Sayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang
perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga ianya benar - benar pasti.

Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."

Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.

" APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yang saya ni sebulan lewat???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab "ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"

Kata - kata pegawai TNB itu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut. "APAAA???? Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu??? "

Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan " Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"

Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, "nanti saya bincang dengan suami
saya.." lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..

Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan..

Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ,dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh - heboh ke dalam internet. awak ni semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???

Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuat kan si mahphus naik berang.

"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."

Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..........."

Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???

Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAAAAAA"