Hope that this would Make U Guys Laugh da heck out of it!*thuMbs!!^^



Sunday Afternoon 2pm
*Blerdy Hawt weather*
Theres 3 fella was At da roof top of KLCC

`Ah Beng: Wah Kai Niang eh,Darn Hawt Larh ciipeks!Fark Da Gods larh

`Ah Lian :Did u Brush ur Teeth tis morning?y Ur mouth so smelly?Open mouth only start cursing lyk nobodys Dai Ji(problem)

`Ah Seng :Its afternoon already he had been polluted his breath since da moment he woke up..Just ignore Him...

`Ah Beng :Eh Eh,wat ur problemO now?u beh song(Tak Syok) issit now?ppls DAI JI
u also wan kakacaucau..u kiam pak issit?(erk..asking for a fight)

After talkin bullshits for few mins Suddenly ah Beng Saw sumthing on top of da roof top which is glitterin n Sparkling at Ah Beng's eye

`Ah Beng :Wah Ciibai!u guys saw that?

`Ah Seng :Wats dat?

`Ah Lian :Wat?!Wat?!?Dam Hot here Larh n So Dangerous

`Ah Beng : U GUYS BLIND arkS?Knn~(while pointing Dat Sparkling Dam Thinggie)

Ah Beng went approch..n bend down n pick dat sparkling thinggie..its was a genie lamp..well stupid was stupid after all..

`Ah Beng :Wah!wats this tea-pot doing here?!Not Bad leh!!Got ppl cum here n Drink TEH here ahhh~

`Ah Seng :(Was intend to find a Wall to bang his own head)Gosh...is a genie lamp larh dumb arse

`Ah Beng :(trying to Cover his mistakes)eh u think..i stupid issit?i just don wanna tell u all only..c u all so clever i RUB Da tea-pot let u c larh

`Ah Lian :ermm..genie lamp..

`Ah Beng :uh...Watever larh genie LAMB

Ah Beng Rub n Rub n Rub So Hardly n suddenly *Poff Poff Poff*
A Genie Came out from da genie lamp lyk a spirit
Ah Beng was to shock n threw dat lamp to Ah Seng

`Genie :Who Summoned Me?(Wit A Angry Emotion)

`Ah Beng :Not Me la..i dint even touch u tea-pot(hidin bhind Ah Seng Almost Pee on his own pants)

`Ah Lian :It was Me Summoned U!!(Acting Brave)

`Genie :watever larh just cincai n lets just do this fast..ill grand each of u 1 wishes for being somebody but u hav to jump down from this building n shout wat u wanna b..

`Ah Lian :So Syok?

`Ah Beng :U sure anot?Don Pang Per Ki larh(*Put Aeroplane*Lie to me)Here got 100++ floor leh..i died u PAY AH?Wan Jump u Guys jump larh..i c enuff..Siow Eh..

`Ah Seng :Okay Genie ill trust u

So Ah Lian Was 1st to ran..she ran n ran n jump!
`Ah Lian :i wanna b a Pheonix!!

*Pooff*She turned to a PHEONIX

Ah Beng Was Stunned a lil at the starting
`Ah Beng :Siow eh?Confirm the firm firm UMM GONG(LUCKY) 1 laa..


Ah Seng ran a lil Faster than Ah Lian..N He JumP!!
`Ah Seng :I wannA b a SuperMAN!!!


*Prooff* He Become a Superman n flew away

Ah Beng Was IMPRESSED
`Ah Beng :WALAU..GOT FREE THING?Dwuan arks?Sioa Eh Kaniniah Cipekss!!Wait For me!!!

Ah Beng RAn N Ran N Ran!!Nobody could stop him from such momentum..this is the 1st time Ah Beng felt so SuCCessful..n proud of himself..when he was almost thre to jump..before the edge..
HE ACCIDENTALY SLIP n fALL
He was panic n SHouted!


Ah Beng : CAU *****!!!






*Proof*Proof*
Ah Beng Turned Out to B a ***** =D


Not Only cibaii
he bcame the smelliest 1st xD



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