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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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StarGhazzer
post Sep 24 2004, 03:13 PM

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wow! smart fella! now this is a good interpretator
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post May 12 2005, 05:36 PM

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QUOTE(zimhibikie @ Apr 29 2005, 01:35 AM)
    - "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

    - "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."



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QUOTE(zimhibikie @ May 5 2005, 06:58 PM)
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if u use these in m'sia chances are u'd get slapped real hard biggrin.gif
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post Jun 17 2005, 04:26 PM

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QUOTE(headhunter7 @ May 26 2005, 09:10 PM)
hehehe i know its lame...sorry notworthy.gif notworthy.gif ive got nbtd... bantai those jokes lar laugh.gif

here some

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

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The last one was great thumbup.gif

speaking of blondes, here's one i heard long ago

Once upon a time, there was an aeroplane carrying 6 hunks and a blonde. Their plane crashed in the middle of the ocean but fortunately they all swam to a deserted island...

One week after stranded on the island, the blonde commited suicide. Before she died, she looked up into heaven and confessed to God :" Oh forgive me god, for the past week, i did something terrible and despicable...."

One week later, the 6 hunks buried the blonde. Before they covered her with mud, they looked up into heaven, and confessed to god : "Oh forgive us god, for the past week, we did something terrible and despicable...."

Another week went by, and this time the hunks went and dug up the blonde's corpse... Before they lifted her up from the ground, they looked up into heaven, and confessed to god : "Oh forgive us god, for the past week, we did something terrible and despicable...."

THE END.... doh.gif doh.gif


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post Jun 25 2005, 03:21 PM

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QUOTE(one.good.guy @ Jun 20 2005, 07:37 PM)
correct me if i'm wrong but did the 6 hunks 'played' each other when the gal was died?
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well it's up to u to think what did they do on the island, but in case of spoiling the joke, i'll post it in white... but after reading it it wont be that funny


initially the girl 'played' with all the guys, orgy...
then when she died, they didnt bury her, and kept on fooling with the dead body
one week later, they buried her and played among themselves


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post Jun 23 2007, 11:14 PM

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WALAOEH USE COINS !!!!! Freakin' funny !!!

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