Nominated by UN as the best Poem of 2006 - Written by an African Kid

(in the writer's verbatim)

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white

When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey
And you calling me colored??

An old-man that cannot lie

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favor?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you
any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son", he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father."

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes,"
he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says,
"Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

>Defense Attorney:
>Will you please state your age?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>I am 86 years old.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring
>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Did you know him?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>No, but he sure was friendly.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>What happened after he sat down?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>He started to rub my thigh.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Did you stop him?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>No, I didn't stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Why not?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>It felt good. Nobody had done that since
>my Albert died some 30 years ago.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>What happened next?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>He began to rub my breasts.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Did you stop him then?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>No, I did not stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Why not?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
>I haven't felt that good in years!
>
>Defense Attorney:
>What happened next?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
>"Take me, young man. Take me now!"
>
>Defense Attorney:
>Did he take you?
>
>Little Old Lady:
>Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
>And that's when I shot him, the little *******.

CONVERSATION BY LANGUAGE



An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?

I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T TILL NOW, DID YOU?


Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!

Make a personal reflection about this.....

Very interesting, read until the end.....
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):


"Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.


Here are some men and women
who mocked God :


John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:

"Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about that. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died .


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."

He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic .


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
"I don't need your Jesus".

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends
and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

"My Daughter, Go With God And

May He Protect You.."
She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here..... It's Already Full "

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken.

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)

Said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle .

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive .

"Jesus"
P.S: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?.
I have done my part, Jesus said
"If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father."