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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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Mavik
post Dec 14 2003, 12:56 AM

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The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean,Mom waited for a week,nothing.Another week went by,and still,nothing.Then,after a whole month,a card finally arrived.Writen on it,in shaky handwriting,were the words:"British Airways".Mom took out her latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine,flipped through the pages,fearing the worst,and finally found the ed for the airline.The ad said:"Three times a day,seven days a week,both ways."Mom fainted
The one I gotten was not British Airways but Singapore Airlines hehe smile.gif
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post Aug 7 2007, 12:26 PM

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QUOTE(carlsuen @ Aug 6 2007, 02:59 PM)
first time i didn't get a joke.. either this joke failed or i don't understnad it..
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The punch line is that they think that the nuns can convert pee into petrol/gasoline as how Jesus turned water into wine.

 

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