Two neighbours Ah Beng and Ah Seng hate each other.

One day, Ah Beng's pet donkey went into Ah Seng's garden. When Ah Seng found out, he was angry - so he kicked the donkey back to Ah Beng's house and told Ah Beng to make sure not to let his pets stray into his house again. Ah Beng thought Ah Seng was being very rude but he just kept quiet.

The next day, Ah Beng's chicken went to Ah Seng's house. Ah Seng couldn't cope with all the noise and disturbance from the chicken so Ah Seng caught the chicken and cut it into pieces for dinner. When Ah Beng heard about it, he got really angry but again kept his patience and did nothing.

On the third day, Ah Seng found Ah Beng's cat sneaking around his house. Having enough disruptions already, he took out a blade and cut off all the cat's fur and sent it back to Ah Beng.

Ah Beng was furious and told Ah Seng "I'm going to sue you for this!"

...

Finally the day came to go to court, and when the jury asked Ah Beng to describe why he wanted to sue Ah Seng, he said:

"First, he kicked my ass. Then, he chopped off my cock. And then he sheared my ***** clean."

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Added on June 28, 2007, 7:03 pmA university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

The prizewinner wrote:

"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

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Added on June 28, 2007, 7:04 pmA poem written by an African Shakespeare:

Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:
When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured?

This post has been edited by bladegirl: Jun 28 2007, 07:04 PM