mean eve dont want to entertain adam

It is a story happened in a first class university in US
During the biology class, professor explain that sperm contain high ratio of glucose
A girl raise her hand and ask
[if i'm not mistaken, you mean glucose in man's sperm as much as sugar ?]
[Yes!] professor said, and ready to show some data
then the girl question again:
[Why it isn't sweet when taste?]
Out of sudden, everyone in class laugh roughly, and the pity girl sense that she is saying something wrong.
She feel shame, take her book and walk out the class room without saying anything.
but the moment she step out the door, the professor's give a very classic answer.
he said:
[It taste not sweet, is because the sense of sweet is in the front of your tongue, but not your throat]

Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends.... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ....I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

hahha IRS .....................

The Sexy Secretary:

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.

After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours.

Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.

He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.

After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"

"Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse.
"Look what he did to my tits!"

Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms."What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

Ultraman Sex

Distance makes the heart fonder. In my case, it made both me and him terribly horny.
So we tried phone sex.
We were warming to the idea that he's gonna go down on me.
Me: Mmm... how about you reach up with both your hands to hold my breasts while licking me?
Him: Huh. I'm gonna look like superman doing that!
Me: Oh.
Him: How about I hold your breast with just one hand, honey?
Me: You're gonna look like Ultraman!!!

i just laugh non stop on this 1

i will miss your joke ....dont forget to post more ..even after married

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

hahaha good one

your joke just never stop entertain me , during this moody days

dont un the joke leh