old man la ... alzheimer la ....
Relationship Joke
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 Apr 16 2008, 04:08 PM
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Apr 16 2008, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(whoopa @ Apr 16 2008, 04:08 PM) old man la ... alzheimer la .... it is alzhiemer.. and no matter u r old or young, anyone can get it, but it gets worst by increase in age |
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Apr 17 2008, 09:17 AM
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Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!" |
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Apr 17 2008, 11:30 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 17 2008, 09:17 AM) Crowded Subway dun understand The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"  |
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Apr 17 2008, 11:36 AM
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QUOTE(-br0k3n- @ Apr 17 2008, 11:30 AM) dun understand he hardens for the past 30min for 5x  |
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Apr 17 2008, 12:08 PM
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seems like the pun is lost for some
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Apr 17 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(ksc 3688) it is alzhiemer No it isn't, lol ... alzheimer is correct. Alzhiemer is the one that is (very oftenly) spelled wrong. |
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Apr 18 2008, 02:19 PM
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First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the highway, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F." "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?" Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!" |
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Apr 18 2008, 02:22 PM
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lol
if for me id go F.F |
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Apr 18 2008, 02:29 PM
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hahahaha the ever practical... but yea, f.f. =DDD
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Apr 18 2008, 03:18 PM
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hahaha FF!!
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Apr 18 2008, 04:45 PM
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FF? EF?? dun get it ==
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Apr 18 2008, 04:59 PM
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lol
EF and FF nice 1 |
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Apr 18 2008, 06:21 PM
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I would go for FF as well.....
the best game ever (LOL) |
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Apr 18 2008, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(Frostlord @ Apr 18 2008, 04:45 PM) FF? EF?? dun get it == eat 1st fark 1st  |
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Apr 21 2008, 08:56 AM
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Dead Pu$sy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pus$y. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. |
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Apr 21 2008, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 21 2008, 08:56 AM) Dead Pu$sy Dead pu$sy lolz...An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pus$y. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. This post has been edited by myownworld: Apr 21 2008, 11:04 PM |
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Apr 22 2008, 10:02 AM
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EF la, slow slow ma if u know wat i mean
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Apr 22 2008, 11:45 AM
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First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure weŽll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby. |
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Apr 22 2008, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(karmakid @ Mar 25 2008, 12:35 AM) yea i know she's asking if he wanna get into "action" or not 25 year ago... he fell off the roof?but why he falls now and which part of it is a joke? that he onli got to know this after 25 years? hmm..where's the farny part....  Added on April 22, 2008, 3:32 pm QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Mar 15 2008, 10:33 AM) A Guy's Blind Date wakakakakkakakaka!!!Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts... "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!" This post has been edited by Petre: Apr 22 2008, 03:32 PM |
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