LOLZ

True Enough!!

wah this 1 really ouch...but funny...

i've never seen a malay with four wives but ride a motorcyle.

Fixed the Malay section.

Hahhah like that also can LOL hahahhahaa, i don;t think kancil already some upgraded to viva hahahha

This post has been edited by quiksilve: Nov 1 2007, 05:01 PM

another one..
i got this while im reading previous jokes...

Ali, Chandra n Boon is an office mate..
when break time arrived they all went to toilet and doing some "business" b4 lunch..
at the stall they eating rice with some "lauk"..
before eating Ali n Chandra go to wash their hands..
Boon waiting at the table..
after 2 guys went back to table they all starts to eat their food..
then Boon speaks "why you all dont use equipment for eating like fork,spoon, knife or chopsticks?"
Chandra said " i prefer using hand.. easy to eat.."
Ali agree with Chandra statement...
then Boon said "arent your hand is dirty after doing some "business" in toilet?? dats why we Chinese smarter.. we use equipment for eating.."
then Ali said " if u all Chinese smarter why using tissue to wipe your @$$ n p3ni$??..if you wash it better than wipe it.. "

^

Humor not installed? Ignore, Retry, Cancel?

dunno? cant see where either

my fren told me this one...i was laughin lik shit....lol...NO OFFENCE PEEPS

make sure u open one by one

What do you call an englishman with a sword?
- a knight

What do you call a japanese man with a sword?
- a samurai

What do you call an indian man with a sword?

Ignore my post if youre racist..
Retry read my post if youre not..
Cancel your post if youre trying to start a race war..

all i see is wiping the ass with tissue.
does it matter with race? i think someone created a thread in kopitiam

Really really tak faham

I heard this from some kid, I laughed at it the first time I heard it. Might be old cause I've heard some variations.

So there were these 3 men who are going back from a private meeting. They were working for a large company and were on a helicopter returning from Penang. All of a sudden, over the sea, the helicopter started waving back and forth dangerously. The pilot announced they needed to throw out some weight because of the weather. One guy, a Frenchmen, threw out bottles of wine he brought with him, saying he could get more where he came from. A Chinese guy from China threw out his shoes, phone, iPod, and all his valuables, saying he could get more where he came from. A Malay guy from Malaysia(duh) threw out the Chinese guy, saying he could get a lot more where he came from.

Chinese wish :
1 - One luxurious MPV
2 - 2 wives
3 - 3 kids
4 - 4 shop lot
5 - 5 Room semi-D
6 - 6 figure income

Malays wish :
6 - 6 figure income
5 - 5 director posts
4 - 4 pretty wives
3 - 3 maids
2 - 2 working days
1 - 1 bungalow built like istana

see, we do hav some similiarity.

This post has been edited by yewkhuay: Nov 3 2007, 12:13 PM

@ xsan:
Relax bro and apologies if u are offended , just because one does not understand your joke doesn't result in the person being a racist or wanting to start a race "war" whatsoever..this is a joke thread after all, we should have a great time here =)
I do not happen to be the only one being unable to observe any humor factor in the joke. Mind pointing out the humor part for the benefit of those who do not understand? Cheers~

this joke is so old..

LOL, despite the chinese tried to lessen his weight, but he got thrown out instead!

I'm a chinese n i do wished for it too

Ok here's a story about some students studying in the UK. I can't verify its authenticity but apparently it really happened.

A few Malaysian students were on board a train in UK, heading back from their uni. Standing next to them is an old Englishman who seemed a little tardy and looking the worse for wear. He was also not very good at personal hygiene, so he smelled a fair bit. The M'sian students couldn't stand the smell oozing out of the old geezer, and started b****ing about it among themselves.

As they were in UK, they didn't want to curse in English, so they spoke in BM. "Wah, orang ni busuk macam babi la,". This went on for a while, with the students making really bad comments about the old man. Then as the train reached the old man's stop, he prepared to get down. The students were busily joking and talking among themselves that they didn't realise the old man wanted to get off.

The old man looked at the M'sian group and said,





Here's also another true story. This Ah Beng named Tan successfully made a call to Hitz.FM during a call in session for tickets to Mika's concert in KL (or was it for his CD, I can't remember). So anyway, the DJ asked him to sing a few lines from Mika's album. Of course his most famous song was "Relax, Take It Easy". But the DJ didn't tell him specifically to sing that song, just any song from Mika's album.

So Tan Ah Beng started singing confidently, guess what he sang?





One more radio fcuk up. DJ Yasmin Yusuff used to host this programme that asked callers to describe the common name for scientific terms that she dishes out. So one day this Chinese woman calls up and excitedly asks Yasmin to bring it on. So Yasmin said "Sodium Chloride" (which is commonly known as salt) or Natrium Klorida in BM. So poor aunty doesn't have a clue, she kept asking Yasmin for clues.

Yasmin: "It's something you commonly find in the kitchen"

Aunty: "Err, I still not sure la, can pleez give me one more clue ah?"

Yasmin: "Ok, one more and that's it. It's something you put on your husband's eggs in the morning"

ZOMG!! TALCUM POWDER?! Means she likes his eggs dry n smooth.