Can share Punjabi jokes ah?

I'm sure you've heard about the two Chinese shops selling cooking gas right opposite each other. One's called Wee Kien Fatt while his competitor across the road's called Soh Kien Wee.....

Ok here's a story about some students studying in the UK. I can't verify its authenticity but apparently it really happened.

A few Malaysian students were on board a train in UK, heading back from their uni. Standing next to them is an old Englishman who seemed a little tardy and looking the worse for wear. He was also not very good at personal hygiene, so he smelled a fair bit. The M'sian students couldn't stand the smell oozing out of the old geezer, and started b****ing about it among themselves.

As they were in UK, they didn't want to curse in English, so they spoke in BM. "Wah, orang ni busuk macam babi la,". This went on for a while, with the students making really bad comments about the old man. Then as the train reached the old man's stop, he prepared to get down. The students were busily joking and talking among themselves that they didn't realise the old man wanted to get off.

The old man looked at the M'sian group and said,





Here's also another true story. This Ah Beng named Tan successfully made a call to Hitz.FM during a call in session for tickets to Mika's concert in KL (or was it for his CD, I can't remember). So anyway, the DJ asked him to sing a few lines from Mika's album. Of course his most famous song was "Relax, Take It Easy". But the DJ didn't tell him specifically to sing that song, just any song from Mika's album.

So Tan Ah Beng started singing confidently, guess what he sang?





One more radio fcuk up. DJ Yasmin Yusuff used to host this programme that asked callers to describe the common name for scientific terms that she dishes out. So one day this Chinese woman calls up and excitedly asks Yasmin to bring it on. So Yasmin said "Sodium Chloride" (which is commonly known as salt) or Natrium Klorida in BM. So poor aunty doesn't have a clue, she kept asking Yasmin for clues.

Yasmin: "It's something you commonly find in the kitchen"

Aunty: "Err, I still not sure la, can pleez give me one more clue ah?"

Yasmin: "Ok, one more and that's it. It's something you put on your husband's eggs in the morning"

Hey you forgot about the Sikh currency, can either be




Or what about a Sikh's favourite telco?




Or the Sikh who takes the little blue pill before making love,




What about the Sikh girl who loves gaming?




And a fashionable young Sikh living in the city is called?




I'm sure you've also heard of the Cyborg Sikh who came from the future of the machines?




A Sikh's favourite verse from the Bible is?




A Sikh who loves to do it with two women....




A Sikh girl who is too strong in bed for her man....




A Sikh's favourite GPS map system is called?




A Sikh 'bhais' his electrical appliances invariably from...




Why do Sikhs love to shop at Giant?




A perverted Sikh is called a....

And then there's the self-made Sikh businessman....




A paralegal Sikh....




A Sikh who loves bums....




A Sikh girl without a husband is .....



This post has been edited by gregy: Nov 9 2007, 05:59 PM