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post Sep 28 2007, 09:11 PM

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now, this shud be pinned. at least we can release tension here. gud 1 daijoubu
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post Oct 17 2007, 06:05 PM

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guys. think of something more original than copy pasta.
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post Oct 19 2007, 06:15 PM

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keep 'em coming ppl! luv it especially castelloz's.
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post Oct 19 2007, 07:22 PM

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QUOTE(nicholaswinters87 @ Oct 19 2007, 07:04 PM)
i got one that i heard frm my father...

hope u guys find it funny...

LAST TIME... CHINESE, MALAY, INDIANS IN MALAYSIA ARE BLACK IN COLOUR, DARK SKIN.

So one day, GOD decided that he should put in some different colours to all the races.

HE said, "People, there is a magic water in a swimming pool 100 meters ahead of you. In 20 seconds, the water will dry up. So run as fast as u can towards the swimming pool and use the magic water to wash ur skin."

So all races sent out a representative. Chinese one person, Malay one person and Indian one person.

God said, "GO!" and all 3 of the representative started racing towards the swimming pool.

The chinese arrive in 10 seconds, so he strated brushing his skin with the water. (There was still a lot of water)

The Malay arrive in 15 seconds, and he too started washing his skin. (Water is less, but still got 5 seconds before all water is dried)

The Indian arrive in 19 seconds and quickly jumped into the pool. (left abit of water)

So at the 20th second, GOD take a look at all 3 representative.

The chinese is fair, coz he had 10 seconds to wash his skin before the water dry up.

The malay still quite fair, coz he only had 5 seconds to wash his skin.

The indian landed in the swimming pool with ONLY his hands and feet touching the water so they are black everywhere except on their palms and feet.

THAT IS WHY TODAY, THE INDIANS NATURALLY RUN FREAKING FAST!!
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haha.. say hi to your father. nice one!

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post Oct 20 2007, 11:13 PM

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QUOTE(daijoubu @ Oct 20 2007, 08:34 PM)
Lol this, takes the cake =D
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what about chinese+hunk ?
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post Oct 21 2007, 12:05 PM

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repost. but funny shit.

no offence to the chinese though. icon_rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 22 2007, 09:08 PM

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QUOTE(nicholaswinters87 @ Oct 22 2007, 11:21 AM)
Yeah i saw it too... LOL! *With english accent* "OH MY GAWD, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL FEELING... I"M ARRIVING"

LOL!!!  rclxms.gif
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haha.. lol at arriving..
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post Oct 24 2007, 06:13 AM

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wahaha.. suppliess!!!
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post Oct 28 2007, 12:11 AM

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random racist joke.

Why is the Australian smarter than a Malaysian?

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post Nov 1 2007, 03:12 PM

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QUOTE(sept272004 @ Oct 30 2007, 09:38 PM)
LOLZ rclxms.gif  rclxms.gif  thumbup.gif  thumbup.gif

True Enough!!
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i've never seen a malay with four wives but ride a motorcyle. rolleyes.gif
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post Nov 9 2007, 11:10 AM

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haha. malsingh map

 

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