Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here
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 Oct 20 2007, 05:15 PM
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Ah beng brough a new auto honda civic.
He went home and show ah lian... "ah lian a... zee zee wa got new car... hondar civic a.. dun play play ar... can race with felali wan" ah lian was so eager to test drive... so ah lian got into the driver seat while ah beng sit in the passenger seat.. start the engine, shift the gear, floor the pedal and crash the car... ah beng shouted at her... "lan eh, why u go klash my car?" ah lian say "sorri lo beng, u say race car, so i tot R for racing lo" ==============================   |
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Oct 20 2007, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(castelloz @ Oct 18 2007, 11:44 PM) What do you call a fat chinaman? A Chunk! Hohoho!   |
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Oct 20 2007, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE(daijoubu @ Oct 20 2007, 08:34 PM) Lol this, takes the cake =D what about chinese+hunk ? |
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Oct 20 2007, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE(mono_demon @ Oct 20 2007, 12:12 PM) lol.. not qc la.. simon cowell wannabe.. haha! rules of racist jokes..btw, have some joke here, but mostly involving the word 'god'.. how? cannot share here ah? involve only race not religion..  |
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Oct 21 2007, 01:54 AM
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QUOTE(nicholaswinters87 @ Oct 19 2007, 07:04 PM) i got one that i heard frm my father... I heard this as the water goes dirty after chinese and malay watch their bodies.hope u guys find it funny... LAST TIME... CHINESE, MALAY, INDIANS IN MALAYSIA ARE BLACK IN COLOUR, DARK SKIN. So one day, GOD decided that he should put in some different colours to all the races. HE said, "People, there is a magic water in a swimming pool 100 meters ahead of you. In 20 seconds, the water will dry up. So run as fast as u can towards the swimming pool and use the magic water to wash ur skin." So all races sent out a representative. Chinese one person, Malay one person and Indian one person. God said, "GO!" and all 3 of the representative started racing towards the swimming pool. The chinese arrive in 10 seconds, so he strated brushing his skin with the water. (There was still a lot of water) The Malay arrive in 15 seconds, and he too started washing his skin. (Water is less, but still got 5 seconds before all water is dried) The Indian arrive in 19 seconds and quickly jumped into the pool. (left abit of water) So at the 20th second, GOD take a look at all 3 representative. The chinese is fair, coz he had 10 seconds to wash his skin before the water dry up. The malay still quite fair, coz he only had 5 seconds to wash his skin. The indian landed in the swimming pool with ONLY his hands and feet touching the water so they are black everywhere except on their palms and feet. THAT IS WHY TODAY, THE INDIANS NATURALLY RUN FREAKING FAST!! |
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Oct 21 2007, 12:05 PM
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repost. but funny shit.
no offence to the chinese though.  |
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Oct 21 2007, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(dgrebel @ Oct 21 2007, 12:05 PM) repost. but funny shit. lol! just saw this vid last night.. verry funny.. the best part is at the noooooo..... and be a man! lol!no offence to the chinese though.  This post has been edited by mono_demon: Oct 21 2007, 03:19 PM |
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Oct 21 2007, 03:13 PM
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hahaha the video makes my day!
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Oct 21 2007, 03:35 PM
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Be a man?!
Bwahahaha!!!  |
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Oct 21 2007, 03:44 PM
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Russell Peters is funny, but I get bored after a while. He recycles his jokes too much.
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Oct 22 2007, 12:38 AM
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have you seen the london one where he tries to be an englishmen
that was spontaneous he ran outta jokes hehe |
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Oct 22 2007, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE(cIvIc_noob @ Oct 22 2007, 12:38 AM) have you seen the london one where he tries to be an englishmen Yeah i saw it too... LOL! *With english accent* "OH MY GAWD, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL FEELING... I"M ARRIVING"that was spontaneous he ran outta jokes hehe LOL!!!  |
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Oct 22 2007, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE(nicholaswinters87 @ Oct 22 2007, 11:21 AM) Yeah i saw it too... LOL! *With english accent* "OH MY GAWD, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL FEELING... I"M ARRIVING" haha.. lol at arriving..LOL!!! |
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Oct 22 2007, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE(daijoubu @ Oct 20 2007, 08:34 PM) Lol this, takes the cake =D hmm......lol?? hohohoho.....wassup brader! |
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Oct 23 2007, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE(dgrebel @ Oct 20 2007, 11:13 PM) what about chinese+hunk ? Chinchunk =DQUOTE(cIvIc_noob @ Oct 22 2007, 12:38 AM) have you seen the london one where he tries to be an englishmen Sauce plz =Dthat was spontaneous he ran outta jokes hehe QUOTE(wyman1991 @ Oct 22 2007, 10:55 PM) hmm......lol?? hohohoho.....wassup brader! here's a chunk rite here yo!  |
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Oct 23 2007, 09:44 AM
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bump~~~~~~
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Oct 23 2007, 09:24 PM
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hmmm since no one writes this one before, so im going to. hope u guyz find it funny.
there are three men, a malay, an indian and a chinese. all three are working for a contractor. one day, the contractor got a new project of building a small guard house. he then instruct all three of them with different task. first the malay guy. he says "you, you are incharge with the foundation and the walls". then he told the indian guy, "you, you are incharge with the roof and the paintings" finally, he told the chinese guy, "you, you are incharge with the supplies of the material". a month pass and only two guys are working on the project till its finish. the malay and indian guy. when the contractor arrives to have a final look, both of them complain that they have to procure the material themselves because the chinese who are incharge with supplies are missing since the first day. so, the contractor decide, its ok, he wont pay him and go ahead inside the guardhouse to inspect. when he opens up the door, come this chinese guy jumping from behind the door yelling "supppppliessssssss" (suprise!). the contractor faint. |
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Oct 23 2007, 10:03 PM
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^ i LOL'ed
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Oct 23 2007, 11:07 PM
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One day The Chinese went to a posh restaurant down Trafalgar square
The waiter asked "what do you like to have sir" Chinese:err...olange juice pls waiter:You mean orange juice sir chinese:yea yea waiter:and what do you like to eat sir chinese: Flied noodle waiter:Sorry sir we don't have that chinese:har like that ar, waiter :I thought Asians like rice how bout our Mariated beef with lemon juice with plain rice chinese:ah i know , i want flied LICE This post has been edited by cIvIc_noob: Oct 24 2007, 06:30 PM |
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Oct 23 2007, 11:36 PM
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Copy from another website:
In Malaysia, If it's a Malay problem, it's a national problem. If it's a Chinese problem, it's a racial problem. If it's an Indian problem, cheers, it's not a problem!  (Nooooo pmrobulem lar, machaaa~)This post has been edited by Vorador: Oct 23 2007, 11:39 PM |
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