Malaysia = Malay sial << got this written on the back of the bus..

ouch dude..
too offense...

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Added on November 15, 2007, 4:48 ami got one..
in a festival celebration everyone will burn China..
malay, indian and also Chinese burn China..
its illegal but its quite fun to burn China..


This post has been edited by xsan: Nov 15 2007, 04:48 AM

This is a real story, happened yesterday.

I used the Metro bus from SS14 to OU. In the bus got like many Chinese and Malay but only 1 Indian woman (A). After traveling quite a long distance, there was another bus stop and there was another Indian woman (B) sitting at the bus stop. Altho B did not get up the Metro bus, still A and B waved to each other. That didn't happen to any Chinese or Malay for the whole of my journey.

Well, this just shows that Indians are

By any chance A actually knows B?

don't you realize that it'll be more funnier if they didn't?

Probably they do ... but hey, the smaller your community, the more likely you'll know one another. High probability

wish that's really all...
since after all...problems and problems keep on coming even beofre the elections

ewww... the girl was up for beastiality...

no offense but seems all jokes stated here not related to the race itself. just pure making fun of them.

those jokes are not original stuff. they were merely changed from the original. i can't quite remember the potato one but i know that the other two about the chinese girls are about dumb blondes.

One that ended up in my e-mail, quite offensive to some:

Bro its not even funny...its a lame joke...by the way SIKH is RELIGION...not a RACE....

PLS DON POST SUCH COMMENTSS>>>>THIS JOKE SHOULDNT BE POSTED>>>
ITS MAKING FUN OF A RELIGION....AND ITS FOLLOWERS

This post has been edited by param124: Apr 20 2008, 09:40 PM

i got one...no offenses k

Superman, Batman, Spiderman and a smart malay was walking down a street. There was a RM1000 note on the floor. How come after they walk over it the RM1000 note is still there and none of them picked it up?

coz a RM 1000 note no longer valid

This post has been edited by Fyonne: Apr 30 2008, 01:40 PM

now thats a joke

What do you call naked indians who line up in a straight line?

A Malay, a Chinese, an Indian and an angmoh went on a cruise.
Out on the open ocean, the ship sank and they had to get into a lifeboat.

Being designed only for 2 people, the little lifeboat started to ride very low in the water and was almost sinking.

The four fellas came up with an idea: Each of them would tell a joke and everyone would laugh (or not). If one didn't laugh then the guy telling the joke would be thrown overboard.

First up was the Chinese, his joke was so funny everybody laughed. But the Malay guy didn't laugh, and the Chinese guy was thrown overboard.

Next up was the Indian. His joke was terrible, and the angmoh kept silent. But the Malay was laughing like crazy.

"Why are ya laughing?" said the angmoh.

"I just got the first joke."

A Chinese and Indian escape from jail. They are running in the woods and then noticed a Malay guy was following them who had escaped from jail too and they just let him follow. They hear the police dogs barking and hear them getting closer so they all quickly jump up on one tree each. The dogs start barking up the tree the Chinese guy is on and he says "Meow", and the policemen think the dogs are just barking at a cat. The dogs then start barking up the tree the Indian guy is on and the Indian says "Hoo hoo, hoo hoo", the policemen think the dogs are just barking at an Owl. The dogs then start barking up the tree the Malay guy is on and the Malay says "Moooooooo", they are all caught and must now face the firing squad for trying to escape. The Chinese guy is up 1st. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Chinese guy quickly shouts "TORNADO! TORNADO!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tornado, while their backs are turned the Chinese guy quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. The Indian guy is next. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Indian guy quickly shouts "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tsunami, while their backs are turned the Indian guy quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. Lastly is the Malay guy. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Malay guy quickly shouts "FIRE! FIRE!".


This post has been edited by chen_836: May 28 2009, 11:29 PM