Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here
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 Oct 26 2007, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(david890701 @ Oct 26 2007, 06:28 PM) I have a few also .  Enjoy » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Another one » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Might be offensive to some , open at ur own risk   (funny?) |
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Oct 26 2007, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(seruzz2003 @ Oct 26 2007, 09:37 PM) chinese who cannot speak any chinese dialects are called BANANA!!! You forgot to say that the language they speak is English, else the Indian who can't speak tamil but can speak malay is Oreo Peanut Butter flavourmalays who cannot speak malay are called COCONUT!!! indians who cannot speak any indian dialect are called OREO!!! |
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Oct 27 2007, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(seruzz2003 @ Oct 27 2007, 12:09 AM) lupa la..... at least i dont copy and paste..... Lol at least you're better than me ... last time me and my friends couldn't think what to say for indian, so we say Magnum ice cream |
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Nov 3 2007, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE(xsan @ Nov 2 2007, 05:13 AM) another one.. Really really tak fahami got this while im reading previous jokes... Ali, Chandra n Boon is an office mate.. when break time arrived they all went to toilet and doing some "business" b4 lunch.. at the stall they eating rice with some "lauk".. before eating Ali n Chandra go to wash their hands.. Boon waiting at the table.. after 2 guys went back to table they all starts to eat their food.. then Boon speaks "why you all dont use equipment for eating like fork,spoon, knife or chopsticks?" Chandra said " i prefer using hand.. easy to eat.." Ali agree with Chandra statement... then Boon said "arent your hand is dirty after doing some "business" in toilet?? dats why we Chinese smarter.. we use equipment for eating.." then Ali said " if u all Chinese smarter why using tissue to wipe your @$$ n p3ni$??..if you wash it better than wipe it.. "  QUOTE(alvinsim_cy @ Nov 2 2007, 10:50 PM) my fren told me this one...i was laughin lik shit....lol...NO OFFENCE PEEPS
make sure u open one by one What do you call an englishman with a sword? - a knight What do you call a japanese man with a sword? - a samurai What do you call an indian man with a sword? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Very true!This post has been edited by FlamingFox: Nov 3 2007, 09:45 AM |
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Nov 23 2007, 10:30 AM
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This is a real story, happened yesterday.
I used the Metro bus from SS14 to OU. In the bus got like many Chinese and Malay but only 1 Indian woman (A). After traveling quite a long distance, there was another bus stop and there was another Indian woman (B) sitting at the bus stop. Altho B did not get up the Metro bus, still A and B waved to each other. That didn't happen to any Chinese or Malay for the whole of my journey. Well, this just shows that Indians are » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Nov 23 2007, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE(michaelfoo @ Nov 23 2007, 03:27 PM) By any chance A actually knows B? Probably they do ... but hey, the smaller your community, the more likely you'll know one another. High probability  |
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Jan 14 2009, 05:44 PM
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What do you call naked indians who line up in a straight line?
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