I think it means the gay was busy screwing other ass

My neighbour with the big tits has been walking about topless in the garden all day.

Just wish his wife would do the same.

Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money.

So I laughed like fuck and searched with them.

“What would you like?” says the barman.
“What would I like?” says Bob. “A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.”
“No,” says the barman, patiently. “I meant what do you want?”
“To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!”
“What’s it to be?” says the barman, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don’t care".
"You misunderstand me" says the barman impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink?"
"Oh" says Bob, I see. "Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?"

"Nothing at all" says the barman. "I’m perfectly healthy".

In Mumbai , one family's door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in Calcutta.... Locking door is not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door " Covid 19 positive do not enter ", and went away.

After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker 's place,
"Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe" 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was flirting with a drunk girl in a club last night when I slowly ran my hand up her skirt and slipped my index finger into her minge.

As she started panting, 1 finger became 2, then 2 fingers became 3 and before I knew it she had 4 fingers inside her.

That’s when I looked at my mates and said, “will you three just fuck off?”

When in a relationship:
You do things he likes to generate good memories.



After a breakup:
While post-breakup you realize how much you hated those things.

This post has been edited by Ewww!: Aug 12 2020, 12:47 AM

As some of you already know, I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19. I finally received my first shot at the Russian Consulate today and wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι like Хочу спустить штаны, забить гвоздь и всю ночь пить водку.

its a joke?

The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works 24 hours a day, right from birth until your first erection.

The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works 24 hours a day, right from birth until your first erection.

The few last words are in Russian..

You should catch the punch line now