Relationship Joke v3
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 Jul 22 2020, 02:18 PM
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In Mumbai , one family's door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in Calcutta.... Locking door is not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door " Covid 19 positive do not enter ", and went away. After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker 's place, "Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe" 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂 kei18kun and rebelsoul76 liked this post
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Aug 26 2020, 09:40 AM
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QUOTE(kennobi @ Aug 25 2020, 02:12 PM) As some of you already know, I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19. I finally received my first shot at the Russian Consulate today and wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι like Хочу спустить штаны, забить гвоздь и всю ночь пить водку. its a joke?   |
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Jun 12 2021, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 7 2021, 09:01 PM) I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.... My boss asked “what companies? “ "Loan, water and electricity."  haha |
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Jul 22 2022, 04:57 PM
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Guruji, when i wake up in the middle of the night, i see my wife's back and an aura of light around her head. Can you explain this in spiritual terms please?
"She's checking your mobile phone!" |
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Nov 4 2022, 05:25 PM
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I decided to travel to the US
At the Embassy for the visa interview Officer: Where to in the US Me: San Jose Officer: It's pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US Me: Oh Okay Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US? Me: From Hanuary to Hune or Huly. VISA REJECTED.  |
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