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uglyduckling422
post Jul 22 2020, 02:18 PM

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In Mumbai , one family's door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in Calcutta.... Locking door is not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door " Covid 19 positive do not enter ", and went away.

After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker 's place,
"Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe" 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
uglyduckling422
post Aug 26 2020, 09:40 AM

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QUOTE(kennobi @ Aug 25 2020, 02:12 PM)
As some of you already know, I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19. I finally received my first shot at the Russian Consulate today and wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι like Хочу спустить штаны, забить гвоздь и всю ночь пить водку.
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its a joke? shocking.gif
uglyduckling422
post Jun 12 2021, 04:14 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 7 2021, 09:01 PM)
I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....

My boss asked “what companies? “

"Loan, water and electricity."
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