Another good way to burn calories is running around in circles during meeting and presentation.

Some people just can't get straight to the point

Got this joke from the Internet and apologies if already posted in the past.


So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good
morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the
other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck u twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

The nurse is asking karius not to hold the baby as he might drop the baby on the floor

Karius is the goalkeeper for Liverpool who made 2 silly mistakes and let the goal in... Dropping the ball

Wow one below the belt.

Thanks for making covid 19 more bearable by continuing the jokes.

This is a joke only married men will appreciate

The few last words are in Russian..

You should catch the punch line now

Pronounce as LED

Not even one of my 20 maids asked me how hard the first pregnancy was on me.

-Princess MeAgain

this is one of the rare occasions that I don't understand the joke.

England not powerful enough