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Relationship is a Joke

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Feb 7 2018, 11:15 PM

I wonder how many calories women burn by jumping to conclusions.

bro, both same links for v1 and v2.

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If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.

This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.

I just feel like popping in on the first page of yet another soon to be legendary tered

thanks for making it a better day for us.

Another good way to burn calories is running around in circles during meeting and presentation.

Some people just can't get straight to the point

what sexual position leads to ugly children?

I don't know either, ask your mother.

I have always wondered...

Is there an unwritten rule on not letting a thread exceed 2500 posts?

aLittleMisfit

thanks for all the laughs. even took the time to open v3.

This post has been edited by kevraul: Feb 9 2018, 09:29 AM

-more related-
When you have an argument with your wife and you suddenly wake up at night and realize what happened isn't fair, take the time to cover her up snugly from head to toe.. and fart between the blanket & sheets. That'll teach her about consequences


This post has been edited by GoldenHawk: Feb 9 2018, 11:20 AM

There's actually male oranges and female oranges.


If it squirts in your eye without warning, it’s a male.
And if it’s bitter for no fucking reason, it’s s female.

thanks for the v3 tered..and making a better day for us....

My wife asked me how she compared with past girlfriends during reunion gathering.

So I told her she was the only one I had been with!

...The others were all eights and nines.

One day a blind man went to visit a brothel for the first time.

Because he couldn't see the ladies who were on offer he ended up with a lady ridden with acne.

When they got to their room upstairs they both undressed and got into bed. As he ran his hand over her spotty ass he recoiled in horror.

"It's okay" she said "It's just a bit of acne"

"Thank God for that" he replied "I thought it was the price list"

I asked my grandpa, "After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and sweet. What's the secret?"

Grandpa: "I forgot her name years ago and I'm afraid to ask her"

My wife said to me "I used to be Christian"...

I said "Don't worry dear, I don't really care for those sorts of things"...

She replied "Thank God!"
"It's so much better now I'm Christine".

dun forget taichi
not jz burns calories but ppl around u as well

Got these Jokes from WhatsApp

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While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?

No. Because women don't tell lies!

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!

Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:

Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband.

“Miss” for first year and “Stress” for rest of the life.

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?

That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Son: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: “I am talking to my wife!”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said, “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split Air-Cond. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.

She hugged him immediately.

Got this joke from the Internet and apologies if already posted in the past.


So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good
morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the
other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck u twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'