Wah this one really imba.

1. Head bang against a door made from glass.
2. My fly open during my primary school days

got 2 embarrassing work emails I sent...

one is.last time my colleague b****ing about another colleague.. practically she used the word 'bixxh' and other harsh words.. then I accidentally cc-ed that colleague and too late to recall... really omg shiatz situation. we replied that colleague then... "haha... just playing.a.joke on you"... so lame.

then recently I send email final reply to thank 3 people who helped with some.stuff... as a gentleman I said "thanks ladies". one of them replied... "we are all guys here".... oooopps their names sounded quite female ler....

last time in.primary school I shiatz my pants in classroom.... then knowing.its smelly but since I sitting at back of class I slowly inch my table backwards try to make myself further.from.everyone. but ppl can smell... slowly ppl say why so smelly then I don't dare.admit....teacher walk around then come my area sniff me out.... must be damn weird because my table so suspicially at the back of the class so far away from the rest and alone.

after that the Indian cleaner help me clean up by bring me go toilet.. take off all.clothes then she use the hose to pancut water at me from far

lmao!!

mine was recently.

i walking in hospital like a bawse, with nose high high pointing to the sky
after awhile i look down at my foot i said wtf why my left shoe got curry stain
then i said eh why the curry looks abit thicker than normal curry wan... like rendang abit consistency rather than curry


so i walked around lar, looking at the source of the curry coz its weird that time was not meal time. so how come got curry on floor wan
then as i walked i was like waffak my pants near the shoe area also got curry. i was like fuuuu

then as i walked along the corridor, i saw some brown stuff on the floor. i was like ehhh weird got curry in the middle of nowhere. as i walked towards it, my fear was confirmed. i saw human shiatz on the floor, and some footprints which i guess was mine. then i was like fuuuuu so all those curry was actually some human shitz.... my fren laugh, and after i came out ofthe toilet washing my shoe and pants, i saw some nurses pointing at the shitz, laughing and looking at me...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


looking back , at first , i wanted to use my finger to get some of it from my shoe to smell. luckily i didnt

This post has been edited by arsenwagon: May 31 2012, 05:41 PM

my jeans koyak!

i was in the hospital waiting for my friend to get his hand checked (he fractured it)... i duduk kangkang and reading newspaper... never realise anything... just continue sitting like that legs wide open... then time to ciao oredi, i stand up and notice inbetween my leg area (below the balls) got one massive hole!!

WADAFARKK!!! so embarrassed!! dono ppl got see or not... i never buy Lee jeans anymore from that day... stupid brand...

tis thing happened at form 4.
main point is the puller is gal

also last time.. when in primary.. I got these group of frens who dunno why like to show me their dixky. in class one of them take out his dicky and pretend like pee on me with the sound "shhhhhh". teacher see and complain. but in fact I no play this game with them leh... innocent bystander only

then in staffroom we whole group stand one line in front of headmistress with all the teachers looking.. kanna scolded kau kau. then the headnistress say since u all like to show then.show.la!!! she suddenly pull down my pants...

so happen at that age I no wear underwear.

Walau....

accidentally went to a girl's toilet in college, was rushing and wanted to pee, tahan for like few hours liao, then after finish business wash hand suddenly see got girl coming out from next door,

I straight put on my poker face, and look at the sign at the door, face palmed so hard, and then just smile at the girl, walked away.

bump <3

i was on a roadtrip from jhr to KL,
with one girl in the car and a few guys.
i was the driver.

at 1st, i feel like want to shet one,
bt then think, "its ok, its ok, no need to stop yet, still can hold" coz was nearing the destination

then after pass an RnR before i reach KL, suddenly my stomach was gassy.
shet, i need to fart i think to myself.
next RnR is like 30km or somethg
then i fikir2, i got a plan.

i say to my friends, "kite bukak tingkap sikit la, asyik aircond je, xbest"
i tot mau fart sikit2, thinking that the fart will be slow and quite, and released in a small quantity.

oh boy, all plan backfired. the fart is noticeably, in a long portion. then the smell continued summore.
finally reach an RnR, run to the toilet to do my business.
then drive without saying anything, poker face.

Many years ago, my "abang" went up while standing on packed bus to work. And this girl keep coming at me and gosok-gosok while i try very hard not let my abang touch her...Damn....did i get molested???

insaflah

When I was standard 2 I think...it was the end of school and my friend's mom was supposed to pick us up. It was a baby blue wira. So I went and got in the first baby blue wira I see, I sat down and just ate my ais krim potong, then looked at the driver, the uncle just smiled and I saw his daughter next to me, and I realized, oh shit, wrong car. Killed me lol

didnt offer ice cream potong to the daughter

Just happened just now.

I came back from gym and chat with my fren

"I just came back from gym and I feeling horny wanna fap"

then my friend's sister using the laptop reply

"A's not around, this is her sister using"

lol

insaflah

OOOOOOOOHHHH SNAAAAPPPP

1. Head bang metal pole when playing basketball
2. Head bang into mirror door, thought there was no door
3. Fell down from the stairs, limp back to class crying, everyone laughing
4. Fell into longkang, half body covered in motor oil (nearby kedai motor dump waste oil into longkang)

All these FML moments happened during primary skool days.