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now he always b& me

Bump...
And clif-diam la

Remember ma fren, chinese.
taht time our cikgu was blabbing about the history melaka blabla
ma fren ni jenis eager nak jawab everything.
then the cikgu, after finished her lecture ask us " jadi apa pengajran yang kamu dapat sepanjang pengetahuan kamu tentang sejarah melayu melaka"
then my another fren ( beside him ) quietly cakap sorang - sorang " berhati - hati di jalan raya".
then my chinese fren, i think no brain wan. stood up wif confident face said loudly " berhati - hati di jalan raya cikgu!". cikgu balas 'Lu siow kalau lu rasa nak makan kasut tumit tinggi saya kamu boleh jawab tu dalam periksa" i was like seriously?? wadefakkkk. all class gelak

hahahahaha damn epic

nice story...wanna make me cry...hehe

dude, put it in jokes heaven.

Anymore? This thread is too good to be left out

+1 hahaha

I want to change the place with you hahahah then what happened??? )

Hhaha Wow )

Wow, it is so funny dude

Last time I half-fell asleep in my transporter's car. Then I "knew" I farted but since the other half of me was still asleep, I dint realize that I'm in a position where I must not fart. Then I woke up, then I suddenly rmb and was wondering did I fart? After awhile the smell came, ok I farted...with smell. FFFFFUUUUUU....luckily no one else in the car other than the transporter. lol

My friend pulled another friend's pants down outside a classroom in a college. And everyone could see his red underwear and the girls screamed after that. Hahahahaa

Moar please

form 1, my class ada grill outside and got this round thing that shapes out to put lock. Main chase chase with friends and ran out of the class suddenly RIPPPPPPPPPPPPP pinafore half koyak cause sangkut on the stupid thing. Whole class silent then look at me. my whole face also become SIBEH MALU. Ask friend cover my back then follow me go bilik KH jahit balik my pinafore T_T. So that's what the white shirt behind the pinafore is for D:

This post has been edited by beblink: May 27 2012, 01:24 PM

not my story, but this one is seriously lulzy.
it was during a first aid competition for scouts. back when i was in secondary school. There was one situation where the victim patah kaki, patah tangan and berdarah at kepala.

so there was this one group, where they had the victim all bound up, legs and hands. as they were carrying him in the stretcher, his "little brother" decided to stand up. now this guys was desperately trying to cover his massive boner. but with his hands tied and him on the stretcher, there was not much he could do. He's teammates didnt realise it but we were laughing away and his face was as red as the devils d***! lol


Also, for my embarassing story...
cant seem to remember any particular incident. my whole life is embarassing!

Lololol

He wear wat kind of pants until can be so obvious?

While I was still studying at USM Penang, I always take a bus going to Klang when holiday time to go back to my hometown. I can't resist sleeping on the way. There is one time I slept so soundly I don't realized I have arrived at Klang. The bus driver woke me up and say "Dik, dh smpi johor dh ni.". When I heard that, I was kelam-kabut thought that the bus really went all the way to Johor while I was sleeping. I saw that its just me and the bus driver were in the bus at that time. Making the situation more scary to me. I straight away jump off the bus and calm myself down after saw the familiar Klang Bus Station. Damn, the bus driver just make me a fool out of me. Really embarrased when I saw his sinister smile on his face.

track pants. lol