While I am recalling my own embarassing moments, I'll share somebody else's.. seriously, this video is worth watching.. Filipino dance group, the budak menari sampai pampers tertanggal haha.. but he kept on dancing for the next 8 minutes.

number 4 so kesian liao

i remember during time i was small boy. got i time i feel so powderful and decided that i can walk while closing eyes. at that time was walking at a main road with family. i close eyes and walk walk then suddenly i feel like i was floating in the air, just a moment though before i hit the bottom of the longkang and got 3 stitch to the chin..

Was watching a practice basketball game between 2 schools with my friends. I was standing nearby the basket and when the ball was pass to a player somewhat near me , I steal the ball from that player and tried to score but airball.

Awkward silence follows soon after and I swear I dint know what I was doing that time lol

I fart very loud in the lift where it is crowed in the lift. Everybody get a nice taste of fresh air.

This post has been edited by Seremban_2: Jun 6 2012, 03:33 PM

fart or fark?

Went to Sabah for a business trip. Later at night the branch manager brought us to a karaoke place to lepak2.. So I thought hey why not sing a song and just enjoy it . It was an open space bar karaoke type pad.. To my surprise all the people there were like really awesome at karaokeing . What with all the pitching and vocalization.. Even the branch manager and his friends sung well.. Came my turn so I thought why the hell not. My voice went squealing like a kid just reached puberty .. Never again..

Few years back, went to IOI and bought some hardware with my friends.

Saw a very good looking "girl" working at Elianto, I tell my friend "Jo, she's kinda hot isn't it?" and my friend kept laughing out of no reason. Then I told my friend "Is she available?"...my friend continue laughing and say "No, not possible."

After hearing that, I straight away went to get "her" number. "She" is serving a customer during that time, so when I walk close to "her"...I heard the voice that came out from "her" mouth were a boy sound.

I faster ran back to my friend, and he said "bro, a-gua you also ngam a?"

Damn embarrassing, luckily I didn't ask for "her" number.

Drive wrong way at 1 way road... Suddenly got police car with "blue lamp lip lap" behind me

Kena tahan...

"Maaf tuan, xperasan td jalan nie 1 way" x100000

Luckily he lepas me..

Now very sked when see police wif car...

during my convocation, the photographer requested all the graduates to go on stage to take picture. because a lot of courses perform the convo on the same day so a lot of ppl. the photographer need to use the portable mic thing to instruct us what to do.

so for the first picture, he shouted at us to smile. so we smiled and he took the pic.

for the second picture, he shouted at us to place the scroll near our face and smile. so we put the scroll near our face and smile and he took the pic.

for the final picture, he said, we need to PRETEND to throw our mortar (the square hat which we paid a refundable deposit for before the convo started) so when he took the picture, it looks like we are actually throwing it. but because i was standing so far behind, i only heard THROW THE MORTAR.

so when the time came, 1, 2, 3, i threw my mortar so high and away, i lost it. and the 2 person beside me gave me shock look. some ******* picked it up and never returned it. when i see the third picture, can see one particular mortar flying very high.

if you are the ******* who took my mortar, i hope you die.

my pant zip was down when i shot my friend's wedding ceremony that time....

i terkentut during a silent gathering..freaking malu

My friend wanted to sit down, but i tangan gatal pulled the chair away and bannggg!!
He fell on his bum to the floor and cried out loud. I was like.. shit!!! don't cry lah!
Then teacher came over to rotan me till i cried out loud in front of whole class.

Primary 3 story here.

This post has been edited by phunkydude: Jun 22 2012, 04:48 PM

when i was young, i worked as a part-time waiter in puteri resort melaka. in the morning, the resort served buffet breakfast which include corn flake. the next day, the buffet breakfast menu without corn flake is rotate to create variety of food to the guests.

one uncle angrily scolded me because he said today the buffet menu is bad. he said he want to eat the WHISKERS served yesterday. as usual i apologized and offer him ala carte with additional payment. He refused.
i told it to the head of chef, then we realised that he actually want the corn flake but instead asked for a cat food. we laughed loudly in the kitchen.

lol hahaha habis la kamu

akan dipandang kotor oleh kakak kawanmu selamanya

College time, my housemate purposely set all clock (including watches) in the house 1 hour early. He done it during our deep sleep.

I went to class early and sat inside alone and wondering why I am the only one here. Double check on the schedule to confirm and call my friend. My friend LOL at me and told me that I am one hour early.

Went back home and found out all my 3 housemate also kena...hahahaha

Can't brain this

i pee inside of Genting Cable car on the way up and act like nothing once i reach at the top.

shit my pants in school toilet, then i stay in that toilet until the end of school time. so embarass to go out.

this happen in primary school.

Happens to me one time. After that I always check my wallet whenever I wanna pay for something. Huhuhu...

Btw, I pernah terkentut (with sound) during PMR.