This incidents happen a few years back.

My cousin sent me to the LRT Station and when i want to wave goodbye to him, I saw him went into the wrong car and come out of it with a red face.
I laughed my ass off and he said, 'tggu la kau punya turn,zzzz'

Then on the same day, I board the LRT to meet my girlfren and I was in line to buy wayang ticket, after i got the tickets, i rushed towards my girlfren and grab her by the shoulders from behind. The girl turns and looks surprised. I was so embarassed and say 'Sorry, wrong person' with a poker face and go to my girlfriend whom are a few steps away from the girl earlier. A few people around me are laughing as my girlfriend reached for my tummy and give it a very hard pinch . Daammnnnn..

nice cool storey

A car reversed and hit me who walked behind it . I rage at the driver including the passengers. Finish raging I went to my car and only then noticed my pants zippers was open. And that time not wearing spender.... Cilaka

it's a cave .. veli dark cave

happened in pasar ramadan .. Trauma sampai sekarang x pegi pasar ramadan tu dah . Hampas sungguh

before euro 2012 italy vs germany.... wore italy home jersey, wave to some stranger also wearing italy jersey then didn realise got coconut infront tripped and almost fall down >.<

so itchy wanna paste the "My pravia tak guna " here

a few days in the new school, during english class. the teacher gave each of us a piece of paper to write about ourselves. the class was silent, and i needed to let the gas out, so i tried to synch my fart while moving the plastic chair so they wont notice the sound. well, i farted too quick and probably too loud. heard people laughed at the back... my new classmates teased me about this incident for a few weeks...

I was in a meeting room with about 15 people in it..that was my first meeting since working there..the meeting was at 3 pm n i didn't have my breakfast,lunch and even dinner the night before..suddenly at the meeting room, when a person pause when doing a presentation, my stomach growls loudly (not as loud as fart,but its very obvious when in a small room)..its about 4-seconds growl and it echoed throughout the room.. 1 second awkward silence,then everybody laughs..even my boss was in there..i have to make silly jokes to cool the mocking period..aiya, i've been a laughing stock for my boss to share with his colleagues whose also bosses..i was embarrassed at first but then i'm not coz i see it as the way to break the ice with my office-mates including my boss.

This post has been edited by maderfader: Jul 25 2012, 03:37 PM

LOL...

Playing the spinning cup at Sunway Lagoon, after end game too dizzy and wants to vomit, rushing to toilet and entering a female toilet.

in ktm station.. i was buying ticket,n the train just reach.. i ran to catch the train.. when enter the train,my forehead hit the top of door.. dam pain and since there was a loud noise,every1 in the coach was looking at me..


and the second incident also in ktm, i rushed in,tripped and landed on my knees.. endedup sliding into the train like a rockstar on stage

bad luck brian: try to fart silently in class. SHIT

got this lulz story from my friend

one night,she was having her dinner with her colleagues at a seafood restaurant located at some rural areas,no other shops are built around.Then,they were told that the restaurant will be closed shortly.Leaving no choices,she and her colleagues walked out from there.Out of sudden,she felt like want to do big business.

So,she grabbed a pile of newpapers and a plastic bag from her car,set the newspaper as 'toilet' by placing it on the grass floor and do her business in the woods just near opposite to the restaurant.

After settling business,she wrapped the sh*t with newspaper and put into a plastic bag.As she walks out,2 indon guys came out of no where with a motobike and went up to her and snatched the plastic bag with wrapped sh*t in it

an 'awkward' relationship between the snatchers and my friend.

LOL. The look on that guy's face when he opens it would have been EPIC.

that day she kena snatched was so near to Christmas...so jeng jeng jeng Merry Christmas hohoho to the snatchers excitedly open the 'present'

Teacher: "ffuuuuuuu...."

Kesian tau kat budak tu..
I got a kid oso, sometimes these little kids don't have the stamina to tahan lama2. Some only realize that they need to go when they REALLY REALLY need to..

Bad teacher. Hope that incident gave her a lesson not to stop her little students to do their serious business next time. I hope the teacher is the one who CLEANS it as well. Padan muke..

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sorry for bumping out an old thread.. anymore stories anyone I missed this thread.

my worst haha
when i was a child i had a serious peeing problem
i would always wet the bed and all

so the story is like this, i fell asleep in class standard 3 like that. then when i woke up.. yup you guessed it, i peed my fukken pants in class hahaha
but thank god i was next to my currently deceased gf, she was so nice. She acted like she spilled water all over my pants so that i wouldn't feel so bad

she the only one who knows, and now she is deceased hmm