Hokkien Joke Here - Sorry for those who can't understand~

Tarzan had been living in the jungles for the god damn years and now he's a man. One day the God came to him and says "Tarzan, u r now matured enough to reproduce ur gen. You can go out and look for a 'Cha Boh' that you love." Tarzan replied " But god, what is 'Cha Boh'?" God tell him "'Cha Boh' is a something with a 'hole' that you don't have." And so, Tarzan started his quest to look for 'Cha Boh', and he searched though every holes he can find.

After a long jourey, tarzan reached a cave, and he think that this might be the hole that God told him. He yelled into the cave entrance " Wu 'Cha Boh' bo?!!!" and the echo bounced back "Booo Boooo Booo Boooohhhhhh". Dissappointed, he continue to searched for the mysterious hole.

He came across the second cave, with bigger entrance, and he repeat himself "Wu Cha Boh bo?!!!!" and the echo once again bounced back the same thing "Boooo Boooo Boooo Boooohhhhhh".

Angered and very dissappointed with the quest, he says that if another hole doesn't work, he's returning to jungle and play with the monkeys for his life.

This time, he saw a really BIG, HUGE hole with very nice finishing, and he's so confident that he'll get one. He yelled "Wu Cha Boh bo!!!!!!!???" and this very time the echo bounced back differently "Wuuuuuu Wuuuuu Wuuuuuu Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"!

He was so happy and excited that his journey has come to the end. But suddenly, there's a loud sound "BANg!!!!"!! Guess what, Tarzan died at the scene on the spot!! WHY???!!

Because the last hole tarzan yelled to was a train tunnel~

This post has been edited by eikozai: May 22 2012, 01:53 PM

hahahhaha deng

kesian tarzan tak sempat reproduce

I was in bed with my girlfriend, last night, having quite a pleasurable dream when I accidentally sighed "Ohhhh, Lucy!" in my sleep.

My girlfriend immediately turned the light on and started screaming at me. "Who the f*** is Lucy?! Is she one of those sluts from your office?! I knew you were cheating on me, you ****!"

I sleepily replied, "No.. err... you don't understand. I was having a dream where me and you got married, and we lived in this big house together and we had a beautiful baby daughter called Lucy."

"Aww that's so swee-"

"And then I made her suck my d*ck."

wait wat

This post has been edited by MyKy44: May 22 2012, 04:19 PM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The Doctor's wife ate two apples, just to be safe.

But her husband kept coming home.

10 years ago :-
Girl : "You look like a vampire"
Guy : "Really? Thanks!"

Now :-
Girl : "You look like a vampire"
Guy : "Are you calling me a faggot?"

if you say:
Now :-
Girl : "You look like a Edward"
Guy : "Are you calling me a faggot?"

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While having sex with my girlfriend, I rested my cock against her ars*hole and whispered:

"Fancy trying something new."

"I can feel where your c*ck is" she said, "don't push it."

"Fine" I said, "you back up then."

Joey Barton is planning to join a new club this summer.

He can't say which one, its first rule is you don't talk about it.

Now that Referees have to have drug tests.

When the time came for Howard Webb to have his, He panicked and used his wifes urine for his sample.

The Tester said "Well Mr Webb..There were no traces of drugs in your urine but you are six weeks pregnant and it appears that John Terry is the father".

My girlfriend was sucking me off when she stopped and asked, "Why do you never give me oral sex?"

"I would do," I replied, "but I had an awful experience once where I went down on a gal and the stench made me sick."

"I thought you'd only ever been with me?" she asked.

"I have," I replied.

That was f***ing honest

Lol fight club

Dude, you just broke the first and second rule.

This post has been edited by ervinliew86: May 30 2012, 02:33 PM

You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands.

If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.